Cats use fax as toilet...set house ABLAZE!

[Reephdweller]

<p>Two kittens picked the wrong place to relieve themselves when they urinated on a fax machine, sparking a fire that extensively damaged their Japanese owner's house. </p><p>Investigators in the western city of Kobe have concluded that the fire in January was caused by a spark generated when the urine soaked the machine's electrical printing mechanism.</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050610/od_nm/cat_fire_dc;_ylt=An2XmrLCRZIOiKm916H_F1Ss0NUE;_ylu =X3oDMTA2YnFncG91BHNlYwNvZA--" target="_self">Full story...</a></p><p><img height="232" src="http://www.urine-off.com/images/sce/CATS.jpg" width="348" border="0" /></p>

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[Tall_James]

<p>This would have never happened in a Chinese house.&nbsp; The cats wouldn't have made it past dinner time.&nbsp; </p><p>Was that racially insensitive?&nbsp; Sorry.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>must've laid their scrotum on the modem</p><p>that's techie talk</p>

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[ADF]

What the hell does this fax say?&nbsp; I can't read shit.<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<p>sounds kind've strange, i wonder if they got all the fax</p>

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[torker]

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[Fallon]

<p>Crazy Garfield. Always trying to get rid of Nermal. You can't fax a cat silly!</p><p><img width="217" height="143" border="0" src="http://www.allpeers.com/blog/images/garfield_nermal.GIF" />&nbsp;</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'm speaking out for all the Crazy Cat ladies out there. PEACE, YO!</p><p>The cats should have had a litter box. Don't blame the cats for this. The owner was remiss on supplying a clean litter box. Cats are fastidious creatures, prone to habit. They only would have pissed on the fax machine if there was a dirty litterbox.</p><p>Just my 2cents.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>in a drunken stupor once i pissed on the stereo</p><p>maybe they were hitting the catnip</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

In this neighborhood, I'd believe anything! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

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[PapaBear]

<p>Sophisticated cats do this...</p><p><img src="http://www.gothamist.com/images/cat%20on%20toilet.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Sit on a closed toilet seat?

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[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Sit on a closed toilet seat? <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson <br />Look closely. It's not closed. I think it may even not have a lid.

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[PapaBear]

Correction... It has a lid, but the whole setup is made for cats. The lid isn't closed.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Right....

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