TURN ON ESPN2 RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! [Archive]

HBox

06-09-2005, 03:34 PM

[color=navy]It's far beyond any rational explanation. 

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This message was edited by HBox on 6-9-05 @ 7:35 PM

ChickenHawk

06-09-2005, 03:36 PM

Ho....ly.... shit.

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:37 PM

and you bitches wonder why we still want hockey? 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Tall_James

06-09-2005, 03:39 PM

For those of us not near a TV, care to explain?

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Dead_Head

06-09-2005, 03:39 PM

quote: and you bitches wonder why we still want hockey? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" border="0" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU FUcken eh. Nice double dutch deek

I'm a diluted nothing

HBox

06-09-2005, 03:40 PM

Check your listings, this shit's on all night.HOLY FUCK. They strike poses before they start. What the fuck is THIS?!!?!?!?! 

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:40 PM

jump rope, tj, mutherfuckin jump rope 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Tall_James

06-09-2005, 03:40 PM

WHAT IN SWEET HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:40 PM

i never thought it would come to this, but i could even go for college softball right now 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Tall_James

06-09-2005, 03:40 PM

Thanks Snoogs.

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HBox

06-09-2005, 03:40 PM

It's the 2004 double dutch jump rope championship. 

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Crippler

06-09-2005, 03:41 PM

Unfortunately, the way ESPN has shown respect to hockey in the past, there would still be full contact jumprope on, with a Ducks/Kings game to follow at 11pm when everyone is ging to bed.

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ChickenHawk

06-09-2005, 03:41 PM

The NBA Finals start tonight... And this is the best competition they could put up?

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HBox

06-09-2005, 03:42 PM

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!This is riveting. 

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:43 PM

on ESPN at 8 is All the Right Moves, starring the ever athletic tom cruise and "Coach" Craig T Nelson. jump rope is on ESPN til FUCKIN 10 O CLOCK and then goddamn cheerleading is on. i could be mistaken, but isnt there some baseball game they could have put on? 

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GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 03:43 PM

quote: The NBA Finals start tonight... And this is the best competition they could put up? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ChickenHawk" border="0" /> HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!! <strike>Shock</strike> EMFA I'd rather watch the blac.....I mean the Puert......I mean, the younsters over the NBA anyday.

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:44 PM

stay tuned for the national beer pong finals tomorrow 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:45 PM

though physically impressive, you have to be THE biggest loser in the
world to have a penis, and be adept enough to do backflips and hand
springs while jumping rope 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

HBox

06-09-2005, 03:45 PM

This is what happens when ABC owns ESPN. They want no competition at all for the NBA finals.They failed. I could watch this all night. 

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ChickenHawk

06-09-2005, 03:48 PM

To be honest, I'd actually love to watch Professional Beer Pong. Just as long as it stays uncensored, and drunken girls are involved.

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:49 PM

no way, i cant even watch beer pong when my friends are playin and im next game. i just walk away until someone gets me 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:50 PM

Markus was such a fag 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 03:53 PM

You guys do realize you're watching underage teen girls and future gay boys bounce around, right?I mean if you're fine with that, then just be honest with yourself.

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HBox

06-09-2005, 03:53 PM

They're all fags. Even the girls. 

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furie

06-09-2005, 03:54 PM

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:54 PM

Moe, if you tried this, they would be shoveling you off the stage 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

HBox

06-09-2005, 03:56 PM

If Moe tried this, he'd be arrested for child molestation 

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This message was edited by HBox on 6-9-05 @ 7:56 PM

Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:57 PM

Speaking of ABC, and bringing in the NBA, who the fucks bright idea was
it to let them start at 8pm central time. the only part of a basketball
game that matters is the last 5 minutes and 90% of the eastern US will
be goin to be in the 3rd 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Snoogans

06-09-2005, 03:58 PM

TEEN jump rope. anthony says teen always makes it better 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 03:58 PM

quote: Moe, if you tried this, they would be shoveling you off the stageMoe, if you tried this, they would be shoveling you off the stage  I'd like to see all of a team try to line up and shove me off the stage.  That would be funny.  4 little kids stuck behind my robustness.  I would totally PIT these kids in the middle of a routine.  They're all jumping in perfect syncronicity, and BAM!!!!!  Death Metal Jump Rope.

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HBox

06-09-2005, 04:02 PM

It's a ghetto jump rope documentary now. 

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 04:03 PM

did he just say he has a passion for the SPORT of jump rope? 

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GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 04:03 PM

This shit was so bad, I actually turned on Smackdown.  Blech.

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Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 04:05 PM

OK, I turned this Jump Rope shit back on. WOW!  You don't see a strong, gay black man on TV that often.  Good for him.

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Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 04:06 PM

There's a worldwide follwing for this crap that reaches it's pinnacle at The Apollo Theater?How sad is that?

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HBox

06-09-2005, 04:08 PM

It's official. China is GAY. 


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HBox

06-09-2005, 04:09 PM

[color=navy]Oh wait. Japan is GAY. 

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This message was edited by HBox on 6-9-05 @ 8:09 PM

Heavy

06-09-2005, 04:10 PM

Look at this jap team, throwing up gang signs all harcore as they go on stage

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 04:11 PM

can you still say Jap?

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 04:11 PM

so are connecticut, mass, maryland, south carolina, and brooklyn NY, the places that had teams in this competition 

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GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Heavy

06-09-2005, 04:12 PM

Its short for japanesse, which im not for sure on the spelling of.

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my
nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

HBox

06-09-2005, 04:13 PM

I've got "Slap that dirty Jap" going through my head right now. 

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Snoogans

06-09-2005, 04:13 PM

Look at this jap team  <img width="275" height="200" border="0" src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/bill_parcells_b.jpg" />Its
a series of Jap plays, what we call jap plays are like quick attack
plays....sorry if anyone was offended, but yea jap plays 

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Heavy

06-09-2005, 04:39 PM

Bill wasnt wrong, niether am i

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nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 04:42 PM

You're always wrong you humorless cockface.

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Heavy

06-09-2005, 04:48 PM

Is that really called for?

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nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

Death Metal Moe

06-09-2005, 04:50 PM

OK, why is everyone on this website so uptight?

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Heavy

06-09-2005, 05:00 PM

I'm on the rag.

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nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

newport king

06-09-2005, 06:49 PM

If i went to college i would have been trying to stick my finger into everyone of these cheerleaders.

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Fallon

06-09-2005, 07:41 PM

The NBA Finals start tonight... And this is the best competition they could put up?ESPN doesn't counter program against ABC. They just lay down. 

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spoon

06-09-2005, 07:54 PM

"stay tuned for the national beer pong finals tomorrow"I'd be all over that.  It'll pick up when poker slows down.

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