The Dwarf

[Crazy Jen]

My sister had just called me. Her husband and my brother and this one
of his buds were sitting on their back porch drinking when up the
street stumbles this dwarf, about 3 feet tall. He was just wandering
and my sisters boyfriend calls out come here little guy. The dwarf
stumbles over and my sisters husbands bends down to help him out, he
was about 3 feet tall and the dwarf says hes lost, he said he was from
Stern, was visiting his brother around the corner. Started posing for
pics. They said it was the weirdest thing being drunk and seeing a
midget stumble up the street<br />


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[East Side Dave]

<p>I like dwarfs. I've always wanted one to be best friends with. Name him&nbsp;Bucky. Bucky the Dwarf.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">The dwarf stumbles over </font></p><p>'insert dumb dwarf joke here'</p><p>any chance his name was Dopey?</p>

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[PapaBear]

<p><font size="1">he said he was from Stern</font></p><p><font size="1">I think your family was just haunted by a dead drunk Hank.</font></p>

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[Tall_James]

<p>he said he was from Stern</p><p>He was a German reporter?</p><p><img height="230" src="http://www.media.mit.edu/hyperins/meteor/pics/stern.jpg" width="168" border="0" /></p>

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[center]He had performed his mistakes in the dark, so he was still a man.
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