children are dumb

[TooLowBrow]

<p><font size="2">When I was little, myparents nickname for me was
'stepstool'. if, like, I was watching t.v. and i heard one of them
yell, 'stepstool'! I'd come running. I would get on all fours and let
whichever parent called stand on my back so they could reach items from
high shelves. I was so proud of being their 'stepstool' that i never
felt it was abuse. I think if I have a kid I'll teach it to cook,
because children can learn things really quickly.</font><br />
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[spoon]

<p><font size="2">&quot;......because children can learn things really quickly.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Make up your fucking mind stepstool!</font><br /></p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
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F yeah!

[TooLowBrow]

I learned to play the part of an important household item, at the time
I loved it. I need a few kids, cause I'd also like one to type for me.<br />

[gypsy]

<p>How much did they weigh?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Toolow, please fill in the blank w/how old you are</p><p>_____ year olds are dumb, too.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> &nbsp;</p>


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[Yerdaddy]

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Fuck it from behind.

[TooLowBrow]

my parents were normal sized adults, they werent fat, but i remember
that it did hurt a bit being stepped on like that... also my dad would
call out t.v.! and my mom would have to adjust the volume or channel...
we had fun back in the old days<br />

[IrishAlkey]

<p>Tell us about the times your dad would yell out &quot;oral sex&quot;.</p>

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[spoon]

Hey, I used that one on&nbsp;mdr. at the poker game!

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F yeah!

[SatCam]

<p>Were your parents too cheap to buy a real stepstool</p>

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[TooLowBrow]

my parents werent cheap, but they were thrifty... this game saved us money and was hours of fun<br />

[SatCam]

<p>Were they midgets or did you just have really high ceiling?</p>

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[Duke]

i am suprised u didnt break your back<br />


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[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><a target="_blank" href="http://www.onion.demon.co.uk/theonion/other/babies/stupidbabies.htm">classic Onion</a>&nbsp;<br />Oh, that was funny! I love the Onion. Its free, and so good I'd pay double for it. <br />



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[Death Metal Moe]

So how many therapists have you told this story to?

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[SatCam]

<p>how many therapists have read this thread?</p>

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[center]He had performed his mistakes in the dark, so he was still a man.
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[Death Metal Moe]

At what age did they cut off your foot?

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[TooLowBrow]

<p>I think because of the expiriences, my posture is better than it would, otherwise, have been...</p><p>Children's
bones are very strong and flexible and my parents never did it meanly,
just as a quick 'step up' like when parents toss their toddling
children onto a high supermarket shelf, so the tot can throw down the
'zesty' doritos that were hidden behind the shitty 'cool'er''
ranch...&nbsp; or leaving a 10 year old in the driver seat so you're
not actually parking, you're standing. &nbsp;</p>

[Katylina]

<p>Tell us about the times your dad would yell out &quot;oral sex&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...&nbsp; or &quot;Monster Rain!&quot;</p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by East Side Dave on 6-5-05 @ 5:29 PM</font>

[Donnielimes]

<p>Some kids play with the toys. The really bright ones play with the BOX.</p><p>Your moms box.</p>

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[JohnCharles]

Yeah.

Kids suck!

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't start topping old threads, please.

[Marc with a c]

Don't start topping old threads, please.

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