Hit Me Baby One More Time

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<p>Veteran hitmakers perform and compete! Based on the popular UK show of the same name, &quot;Hit Me Baby One More Time&quot; tracks down hitmakers from the past and they take the stage in a new competition in which you're the judge! Former Top Ten artists return to perform their trademark hit song along with one of today's current hits. At the end of the night, the live audience votes for their favorites</p><p><img height="172" src="http://www.nationalacts.com/bands/bandpics/loverboy.jpg" width="197" border="0" /></p><p>Loverboy?&nbsp; </p><p><img height="147" src="http://citypaper.net/articles/090398/gifpics/music1.knack.GIF" width="202" border="0" /></p><p>The Knack?&nbsp;</p><p><img height="208" src="http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/afos.jpg" width="211" border="0" /></p><p>and&nbsp;A Flock of Seagulls?</p><p>I'm there.&nbsp; There is a scent of flop-sweat and Grecian Formula in the air.</p><p>NBC @ 9:00</p>

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[Snoogans]

ill wait to watch for the battle between Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time and Men Without Hats - Safety Dance<br />


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[Bulldogcakes]

I was hoping this thread was about Britney Spears fighting with her white trash husband. <br />



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Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[torker]

<p>A bloated Mike Reno was a&nbsp;little harsh on the eyes, but Tiffany still looks hot (I hope).</p><p><img height="180" src="http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2002/2002-03-05-inside-tiffany.jpg" width="180" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

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[newport king]

watched it for about a half hour. stunk on ice.

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[Snoogans]

i didnt know it was on already, i thought this was an idea that just
got picked up or something. anyway let me know when that eddie murphy
one is on<br />


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[King Imp]

<p>Tiffany definitely deserved to win this one. I have to admit, I was really surprised at how well her voice has held up over the years. It's actually better now than when she was a teen. </p><p>Too bad the same couldn't be said for her body though. She has great tits, as was seen in her Playboy issue, but she has clearly gained considerable weight since then. </p>

[fezident]

<p>RADIO PSYCHIC:</p><p>Arrested Development will open for Black Eyed Peas on this upcoming tour.</p>

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[torker]

<p>The talent pool is dry.</p><p>Tommy Tutone by a C hair.</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I won't watch it. The first episode was a train wreck. So boring.

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"We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,"
- Kurt Cobain

"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
-Homer Simpson

[torker]

<p>and the winner...</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.dack.com/images/weblog/vanilla-ice.jpg" width="140" border="0" /></p><p>is jump roping still on?</p>

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[fezident]

<p>I can't believe that AMERICAN IDOL, which is basically Karaoke, has a real live band that is actually playing but THIS crappy show uses tracks.&nbsp; The only thing that is live is the lead vocal mic! Why create a show about live music if the music isn't gonna be live?</p><p>Another wasted television opportunity wasted.&nbsp; Those bastards!</p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>I think the biggest result from this show will lead to two things.</p><p>1) More people will correctly answer the trivia question: Who sang Jenny (867-5309)?</p><p>2) More people with that phone number will have more fun with it.</p>

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[WindowSill]

<p>I really didnt want to watch this...but Duke made me turn it on
yesterday around the time Tommy Tutone came out to sing that Blink
song, and I almost died laughing at the pure awfulness of it all...</p><p>&nbsp;All I heard was<br />
</p><p>Always.............I know........you'll
be............................Rock n Roll mcDonalds, Rock n Roll
McDonalds, Rock n Roll McDonallllllds...<br />
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[zathrus]

i kept hearing good things about this show. s, i decided to give it a
chance (there was nothing else on). it was horrible. why would people
put themselves through that.ok, there is the charity thing, but that's
about it.<br />


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[King Imp]

<p>Last night's wasn't as good as the 1st. At least in the 1st episode, a few of them actually sounded good. </p><p>Last night, aside from The Knack doing My Sharona which was almost dead on, the rest of the performers sucked. Vanilla Ice was kinda funny though mainly because he had fun with it and didn't take his &quot;past life&quot; seriously. </p><p>I couldn't hear who was going to be on next week because my wife decided to start yapping right at that moment, but I didn't recognize a single face they put up on screen. </p><p>I think this show might be better and have more purpose if they brought back the winners of each week for a finale. Sure, the whole charity thing is a good idea, but most people like to watch competitions, not some goodwill work. </p>

[WindowSill]

Wang Chung is going to be on next weeks show...<br />



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[Duke]

tommy tutone cant sing now more then ever....<br />


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[Duke]

but vinilla ice is much better NOW then he was before i think<br />


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<p>Haddaway and Tommy Tutone were pretty good on thier original songs.&nbsp; Haddaway? Yup.&nbsp; They collectivley sucked ass on the covers.&nbsp;&nbsp;NBC has&nbsp;really scrapped the bottom of the barrel of VH1's Band Reunited.&nbsp;</p>

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[torker]

<p>Sophie B. Awful</p><p><img height="156" src="http://www.darkfin.com/graphics/kcon_train_wreck.gif" width="256" border="0" /></p>

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[jafter]

<p>I caught a little bit of the show and Arrested Development sounded pretty good.&nbsp;&nbsp; Tiffany was ok is she pregnant or just had a baby.&nbsp;&nbsp; I heard here say something about a kid she should not have worn such tight clothing. </p>

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[fezident]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Sophie B. Awful</p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />Yup. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>We also would have accepted AWFUL B. HAWKINS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[PapaBear]

Tiffany was on? Now I'm remembering seeing Dash Rip Rock doing a Tiffany impression in Pensacola, circa 1988. CLASSIC!

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[King Imp]

<p>Jesus Christ, how the hell did Irene Cara win. She was downright awful! Cameo or Wang Chung were the best this week. </p><p>As for Tiffany, I meant to post these earlier. She's still pretty, but too bad her body doesn't look like this anymore. </p><p>Tiffany Playboy 1 (http://www.madtech.cx/~madeddie/images/mooievrouwen/Nikki/Tiffany%20Playboy%20April%202002%20Page%201.jpg) </p><p>Tiffany Playboy 2 (http://www.madtech.cx/~madeddie/images/mooievrouwen/Nikki/Tiffany%20Playboy%20April%202002%20Page%202.jpg) </p><p>Tiffany Playboy 3 (http://www.madtech.cx/~madeddie/images/mooievrouwen/Nikki/Tiffany%20Playboy%20April%202002%20Page%203.jpg) </p><p>Tiffany Playboy 4 (http://www.madtech.cx/~madeddie/images/mooievrouwen/Nikki/Tiffany%20Playboy%20April%202002%20Page%204.jpg) </p><p>Tiffany Playboy 5 (http://www.madtech.cx/~madeddie/images/mooievrouwen/Nikki/Tiffany%20Playboy%20April%202002%20Page%205.jpg) </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think it's safe to assume these are NSFW. </p>

[fezident]

<p>I thought &quot;Flashdance&quot; was pretty good.&nbsp; It DEFINITELY got the best crowd response.&nbsp; Her 2nd song was weak but, at that point...she was already a lock to win.</p><p>If I were in Wang Chung (which, thankfully....I am not) I would've played &quot;Dance Hall Days&quot;.&nbsp; It was a bigger hit and it's just a better song than that piece o' shite 2nd single.&nbsp; Boo.</p>

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[NITRON]

<span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Vanilla Ice was kinda funny though mainly because he had fun with it and didn't take his &quot;past life&quot; seriously.<p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"><p>&nbsp;</p></span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">but vinilla ice is much better NOW then he was before i think</span></p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm glad Vanilla Ice won. I've been a fan of his ever since &quot;Surreal Life 2&quot;.</p>

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[torker]

<p>I thought nothing could be worse than Green Day.&nbsp; Then I heard Greg Kihn cover Green Day.</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.hollisterrally.com/images2/greg_kihn.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

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[King Imp]

<p>I just saw the commercial that said they are in fact bringing each week's winner back for a season finale. At least this makes it a little more than just a charity show. </p>

[King Imp]

<p>Jesus Christ, so much for the previews! They didn't bring back all the winners like they said and to top it all off this was the worst week of them all. I had high hopes for this show back in the beginning, but now I hope they don't bring it back. What a joke. </p><p>Speaking of jokes, if they do bring it back, they should rename the show <strong><em>Let's All Vote For The Black Artist Even If They Sucked</em></strong>. Every week someone black won (including Vanilla Ice). Don't get me wrong, that isn't meant to be a racist comment. Hell, 2 of the 5 weeks I believe the best artist was black (CeCe Peniston in Week 1 and Shannon in Week 5). Yet absolute crap acts like Arrested Development, Irene Cara, &amp; PM Dawn won. What a joke! </p><p>Speaking of PM Dawn, I couldn't believe it when they showed they are from my town of Howell, NJ. That was kinda cool. </p>

[torker]

A very lame ending to a very lame show.&nbsp; Good riddance.

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[fezident]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>PREDICTIONS FOR NEXT SEASON:</p><p>Slyfox &quot;Let's Go All The Way&quot;</p><p>Kim Carnes &quot;Bette Davis Eyes&quot;</p><p>Baltimora &quot;Tarzan Boy&quot;</p><p>Alisha &quot;All Night Passion&quot;</p>

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