Exploiting Old People for Fun and Profit

[Judge Smails]

<p>This story reminded me of the movie &quot;50 First Dates&quot;, except the story made me chuckle:</p><p><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-organ27.html">http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-organ27.html</a></p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[Tall_James]

If this was my mother, I would walk into the mall and torch the store.&nbsp; With everyone in it.

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Calls to Heyder's home and Fletcher Music were not returned</p><p>That's because they're already dead.</p>

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[torker]

<p><font size="1">If this was my mother, I would walk into the mall and torch the store.&nbsp; With everyone in it. </font></p><p><img height="226" src="http://www.saleschamps.com/images/perplexed.jpg" width="236" border="0" /></p><p>Sounds reasonable.</p>

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[center]He had performed his mistakes in the dark, so he was still a man.
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[Judge Smails]

<p><img height="191" src="http://www.fox.com/americandad/images/bio-steve.jpg" width="146" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;I'm going down to the mall and try to figure out how the organ store stays in business.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"