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DJEvelEd

05-20-2005, 05:04 AM

This does not pertain to fellatio or semen.While performing oral sex, and you get a pubic hair, a dingleberry, a urine soaked toilet paper ball, a crab ect... do you swallow it or spit it out?I swallow because my girl is hot butt doesn't have crabs.

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torker

05-20-2005, 05:09 AM

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Hottub

05-20-2005, 05:15 AM

<img title="Shut the Fuck Up Ed!!" height="349" alt="Shut the Fuck Up Ed!!" src="http://www.godtheband.com/PICTS/others/noshock.jpg" width="347" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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mikeyboy

05-20-2005, 05:24 AM

Man, this bit is getting old. 

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Hottub

05-20-2005, 05:49 AM

Getting old?  How about dead, and decomposing!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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DJEvelEd

05-20-2005, 06:06 AM

You guys either don't get laid or are gay because this is a serious problem for us with oral fixations.I have a hole in my tooth which collects food sometimes, and when I kiss my girl sometimes she spits out food from my mouth. She's not too proud to tell me.

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JPMNICK

05-20-2005, 06:09 AM

Dude this is fucking disgusting. Tell you chick to shave her pubes, use a cottenelle wipe, and shave her dignleberries off. And get your fucking tooth fixed because thats fucking nasty.

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Hottub

05-20-2005, 06:21 AM

How does the fact that you consume feces, and your girl has poor hygene habits make me gay! Good Day!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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DJEvelEd

05-20-2005, 06:29 AM

Because you dont eat enough pussy & ass to get stuff in your mouth.   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Iamnotatool

05-20-2005, 07:05 AM

Tell your "chick" to put her cock away, stop letting you eat his asshole, and get you a joke book.    

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torker

05-20-2005, 07:18 AM

and some soap<img height="324" src="http://www.sunriseshowers.com/images/sp/lily-lg.jpg" width="243" border="0" />

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torker

05-20-2005, 08:18 AM

This thread needs an enema!<img src="http://www.fotogramas.wanadoo.es/ftgrms/web/especiales/villanos/_image/joker.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

05-20-2005, 08:44 AM

I would have dogpiled too, but I started 2 stupid threads yesterday, and have zero room to talk.I will just add that my topics did make you skeeved out.

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LordJezo

05-20-2005, 09:16 AM

quote:Because you dont eat enough pussy & ass to get stuff in your mouth. I call shenanigans on this thread. 

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Bulldogcakes

05-21-2005, 03:46 AM

Are you SURE that was your girlfriend? Cause it might have been. . . . . .[img]http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/SimonCauley3.jpg' border=0>A DOGS ASS!!!! 

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DJEvelEd

05-21-2005, 06:05 AM

I've had this issue before with many girls. Many NICE girls. The girlfriend that I have now is VERY clean although I'm puzzled as to what the object actually was. It was soft & chewy. (hope this helps)

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Snoogans

05-21-2005, 07:11 AM

I have a hole in my tooth which collects food sometimes i believe they call those cavities 

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Death Metal Moe

05-21-2005, 07:32 PM

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Death Metal Moe

05-21-2005, 07:33 PM

Jesus Ed, we get it.  You like to talk about sick shit.  You wanna REALLY go down this road?  Because the collective sickness that the posters on this board could unleash would make you fucking weep.  Mine alone would make you misty eyed.

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Heavy

05-21-2005, 09:23 PM

I mean like 2-3 years of shit, urine, vomit and mentrual posts is about enough aint it?  I went through my tampon, batch rag, tightening up holes threads phase in my rookie season but i progressed and grew and switched it up a bit.  I shifted into - DEAD threads and YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTs.  I did alittle poetry and a few other things.You're performing as a college sophmore and youre suppossed to be in your prime years of your carrear.

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DJEvelEd

05-22-2005, 06:03 AM

quote: Because the collective sickness that the posters on this board could unleash would make you fucking weep.  Mine alone would make you misty eyed.  Make me cry Uncle Moe, MAKE ME CRYYY!!!!!! Cause I 'aint seen SHIT yet from you.Play "misty" for me!Unfortunately, this board is my personal blog and this is the shit, vomit, menstrual, batch rag, ect...that I deal with on a daily. I do intend to get my tooth fixed though. But I will NEVER stop eating pussy and ass and all the stuff inside!!!!     <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

05-22-2005, 07:21 AM

Well I'm done reading your personal blog threads for awhile then.

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mikeyboy

05-22-2005, 07:27 AM

Unfortunately, this board is my personal blog No we're not.  Get your own blog so you can fill it with the same tedious bullshit intended to be shocking.

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