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[ADF]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<span class="postbody">Someone came into my store today asking for a
twenty for two tens. I thought that was a little weird, but whatever.
So I give him the twenty, and a second later he's standing there with a
single in his hand. I thought something was up and I even asked the guy
if he was <em>sure</em> I didn't give him a twenty. Still, I didn't want
to call him out and create a ruckus over $19. So I just counted my
drawer as soon as he left and it was exactly $19 short. I called the
cops and an officer came in order to get a description and all that and
the only reason I even did that is so that he doesn't go around and do
it to all the other stores in town. The only thing that gets me is why
someone would risk having something like that (petty theft?) on his
record over a measly nineteen bucks.</span></p>

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[torker]

<p>sorry, I need the cash</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i'm sure it's a lesson learned for you... wait til you get the two tens in your hand first or whatever exchange someone may want</p><p>as far as risking arrest for 19 dollars, that's not surprising... many people have killed for less money </p><p>could be a drug addiction, addicted to swindling 'the thrill of getting over on someone'... he may not even need the money</p><p>so did you pick any of our 'candy names'?&nbsp; ...&nbsp; i mean like mine <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>If you see him again, give him a 19 dollar ass wuppin'.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fucking jerk off.</p>

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<p>next time put a lit cigar out in the palm of his hand... or was it the back of his hand?&nbsp; either or</p><p><img height="154" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000069I1U.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="107" border="0" /></p>

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[SatCam]

<p>If it makes you feel any better, he probably donated it to the Children's Aid Society.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>I'm really glad they made the children's aid societyyyy!!!!</em></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I'm really glad they made that.</p>

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[jafter]

<p>Did they guy have a little girl with him.</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.celebsmoking.com/T_O'Neil.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p>

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[East Side Dave]

I remember this one Cheers episode where Harry Anderson&nbsp;pulled the flim-flam&nbsp;on Coach and Coach looked all old and helpless.....poor, old man......poor, dumb, senile, old bastard, thank god Woody put you out of your misery, Oldie....

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<p><em>I'm really glad they made the children's aid societyyyy!!!!</em></p><p>This was one memory I&nbsp;happily repressed.&nbsp; I hate you.</p><p><em>I'm really glad they made the children's aid societyyyy!!!!</em></p><p><em><font size="4">I'm really glad they made the children's aid societyyyy!!!!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="6">I'm really glad they made the children's aid societyyyy!!!!</font></em></p>

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[sr71blackbird]

If you watch the movie Kingpin carfully, you see Woody Harrelson pull that stunt when he is in the convienience store and the guy behind the counter gives him a hard time about the &quot;freebies&quot; for cream in his coffee.&nbsp; I think what they do is the fold a 20 in half long ways with a $1 bill underneath and then ask you for change and when you look at the register, they switch the bill and you give them change for a 20 in exchange for a buck.&nbsp; Beware the long folded bill!

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[JustJon]

That's why you always count it out in front of the person, even if it's
a single bill.&nbsp; They can't scam you if you say 20 dollar bill
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[JPMNICK]

<p>this happened to my friend in springfield a few years back. he was working at a grocery store and some guy pulled the same thing on him, but it was when he was getting change from the register. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did you have to put the 19 bucks in the register from your pocket?</p>

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[torker]

<p>this happened to my friend in springfield a few years back. he was working at a grocery store and some guy pulled the same thing on him, but it was when he was getting change from the register. </p><p></p><p>Thank God they had&nbsp;video.</p><p><img height="277" src="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6704/apu4.jpg" width="331" border="0" /></p>

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[Kevin]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>this happened to my friend in springfield a few years back. he was working at a grocery store and some guy pulled the same thing on him, but it was when he was getting change from the register. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank God they had&nbsp;video.</p><p><img height="277" src="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6704/apu4.jpg" width="331" border="0" /></p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg" border="0" /> Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friend. <br />NICE!!!NICE!!!

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[Contra]

I totally believe someone risking it.

I used to get the "flim-flam" all the time when I worked at a movie theater. It happened so often you HAD to call them on it. A couple times it came down to the dickhead, me, a manager, and a police officer (they were usually there) counting out my drawer. I was never wrong.

Most just put there head down and prepare for the Miranda rights and the cuffs. Only one guy fought, and I'll tell you, police mase is a powerful thing. The cop doused his face, just let loose in that small stuffy countroom, and my eyes were burning! The guy was vomiting.

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[furie]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><p>&nbsp; <span class="postbody">why
someone would risk having something like that (petty theft?) on his
record over a measly nineteen bucks.</span></p>

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