...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel [Archive]

Furtherman

05-13-2005, 11:45 AM

<a href="http://www.4q.cc/vin/" target="_blank">...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:</a>This site is hilarious.  Hit F5 or Refresh for a new one.Post your own random fact about Vin Diesel here.<img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" border="0" />

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Jennitalia

05-13-2005, 11:49 AM

Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

05-13-2005, 11:52 AM

Have you ever danced with Vin Diesel in the pale moonlight? Vin Diesel has.

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Kevin

05-13-2005, 11:56 AM

Vin Diesel, a vehement anti-environmentalist, was born Vincenzo Baldermort Unleaded, but changed his surname to appease his own pro-pollution views.

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Furtherman

05-13-2005, 11:59 AM

The constellation 'Vin Diesel' is made up by connecting every single star of the night sky. It gives a rough iconography of Vin Diesel's exploits throughout time, including his lesser renowned exploits on the Island of Donkey Punches. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. 

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Tall_James

05-13-2005, 12:06 PM

Vin Diesel has spent thousands of hours and a personal fortune trying to convince the band Ramstein to do a cover of 'Broken Wings' by Mr. Mister.

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badorties

05-13-2005, 12:22 PM

Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood". Vin Diesel is the only person alive who can understand R2-D2. They have conversations daily. Vin Diesel's alter-ego is Jessica Simpson

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torker

05-13-2005, 12:26 PM

Vin Diesel is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green.

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Kevin

05-13-2005, 12:30 PM

quote:  Vin Diesel is reloading this site as you read this. Vin Diesel can not distinguish between babies and bagels.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Kevin2700" border="0" /> The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.

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Furtherman

05-13-2005, 12:32 PM

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. When a struggling actor without a penny to his name, Vin referred to himself as Star-Vin hoping that food and good fortune would arrive together. William Shatner was originally supposed to shout "VIN DIESELLLL!," but Vin Diesel showed him how to shorten it into one syllable; hence, "KHAAAAAN!" Vin Diesel only eats Lasagna - Lasagna made of Kenyan children. 

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GwEnYpOo

05-13-2005, 01:18 PM

earthquakes are really just vin diesel bench pressing los angeles  the concept of the geocentric universe gets vin diesel sexually excited vin diesel only buys products that were tested on animals vin diesel is responsible for original sin . not for eating an apple, but rather for his role in the movie "knockaround guys" vin diesel sheds his skin every 40 days or so as a defence mechanism

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torker

05-13-2005, 01:25 PM

Vin Diesel called the South San Francisco Bay an impaired water body because it periodically exceeds water quality criteria for nine heavy metals, including copper. <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg" border="0" /> Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friend.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 01:34 PM

Vin Diesel came to earth as a man 2000 years ago, claiming that he
brought salvation for all humankind. However, some skeptical Jews
didn't believe him and convinced the Roman Empire to crucify him.

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Melrapuo

05-13-2005, 02:23 PM

Vin Diesel can reverse any combustion reaction by giving it the finger.

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 04:26 PM

Vin Diesel created the magic bullet that Lee Harvey Oswald used to kill JFK in return for three bunnies

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 04:34 PM

Vin Diesel once cut a hole in a watermelon and put it in the mircowave
for a mintue or two. He removed it and checked the temp, it was just
right. He then fucked the watermelon, this isn't so much as a random
fact as it is, as Vin calls it, "A damn good idea". After
completing a hard-fought game of Risk against, well, himself, Vin
Diesel likes nothing better than to pick up a skipping rope and work
himself up to a light pace of 5,378 skips per second. He can also slow
down his heart rate to one heart beat every February 28th – that’s
slower than it takes Jeff Goldblum to complete a sentence. 

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mikeyboy

05-13-2005, 04:43 PM

After reading an article about the Frenchman who eats bicycles and household appliances in a children's "fun facts" book, Vin threw the book to the ground, screamed "That fucking pussy ain't worth shit," and proceeded to eat everything in his mansion, including (but not limited to: ) two Porsches, a Ducati motorcycle, a 60" plasma screen TV, four maids (two Puerto Rican, one caucasian, and one Chinese,) half a stick of butter, and a box full of broken glass. He then ate the house itself, "for good measure." This all occured over a three-day period last July.

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 04:49 PM

Vin Diesel can drink a packet of Swiss Miss chocolate mix and urinate a steaming cup of hot cocoa. Interestingly enough, this only works with the Swiss Miss brand, and is now one of their main selling points.

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 04:50 PM

I almost choked on a Cheeto when I read this:The only substance hard enough to scratch Vin Diesel is Vin Diesel. 

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 05:12 PM

Vin Diesel likes the taste of cock. He says it reminds him of Vietnam.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 05:13 PM

Walt Whitman didn't write "O Captain, My Captain," it was actually written by Vin Diesel as an appology to his penis.Vin Diesel eats detergent, which he believes gives him twice the
strength of Robocop. Scientific studies are yet to actually verify this
claim.

Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his penis.Vin Diesel killed Fidel Castro and They Might Be Giants in a no holds
barred hammerfight in a glass cage under the Lincoln Monument, but took
pity on them afterwards and granted them a cruel mockery of life made
out of raincoats. And my personal favorite...

Sliced bread is the best thing since Vin Diesel. 


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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 05:15 PM

In 1999, after mainlining 12 grams of Fentanyl at Robert Evans house, he ate Carson Daly on a dare. He passed him out as explosive diarrhea punctuated by occasional chunks of sinew and bone. Carson Daly's first words upon re-emerging? "Thank you."

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 05:18 PM

Vin Diesel solely created the NAACP & the KKK, he uses them for amusement purposes. 

Vin Diesel knows what Marcellus Wallace looks like. 
 

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 05:22 PM

Vin Diesel’s dick has a ripcord.

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 05:24 PM

Vin Diesel just saved a whole bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 05:29 PM

Vin Diesel once got so angry at a man that he punched him hard enough
to cause his ancestors to feel it. This is how Napoleon lost the Battle
of Waterloo.

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 05:40 PM

Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 05:42 PM

Vin Diesal’s first time working with Steven Spielberg was not “Saving Private Ryan” but was infact Jaws. He played the ocean.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 05:56 PM

The Great Wall of China is the same length as Vin Diesel's penis. It also keeps out Mongolians.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 05:57 PM

When the fat lady sings, it's not over for Vin Diesel.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 05:57 PM

Vin Diesel inspired the TV series "MacGyver" when he managed to
construct a cell phone out of only the blood of his enemies' children,
his pure hatred for the weak, and a cell phone.

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 05:58 PM

Vin Diesel's penis is a fully functional light saber. Vin
Diesel insisted that the new pope be named Pope POURRI saying that it
would FRESHEN up the church. Vin Diesel loves a good pun. 

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HBox

05-13-2005, 06:00 PM

On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin
Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there
be Light!"

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torker

05-13-2005, 06:02 PM

Vin Diesel's leather Cheerio is actually made of pleather.<img height="283" src="http://www.jhmodels.com/images/Cheerios.jpg" width="205" border="0" />

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Judge Smails

05-13-2005, 06:04 PM

His feces weigh more than the sum of the food he consumes. Physicist Stephen Hawking- who was actually stricken with MS as the result of a curse placed upon him by Vin Diesel after the two had a heated argument over a minor point of Einstein's theory of special gravity (Vin Diesel was proven correct in a later experiment)- has been quoted as saying that he may hold the key to understanding "dark matter" somewhere in his digestive tract. Carson Daly reported that he didn't see anything suspicious in there.

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When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

Kevin

05-13-2005, 06:08 PM

Vin Diesel once challenged the deceased corpse of Mahatma Gandhi to an arm wrestling match, and lost. Vin Diesel doesn't toss salads, he throws them. Vin Diesel is powered by the tears of the Chupakabra. Vin Diesel knows 246 ways to eat a kiwi, but only one way to skin a cat. Vin Diesel asked himself one question. And yes, he did feel lucky. He then proceeded to disembowel Clint Eastwood. And his mother. 

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torker

05-13-2005, 06:22 PM

Vin Diesel doesn't know Ron from Fez, but enjoys the new posting tools.

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HBox

05-13-2005, 06:23 PM

The creators of the X-Box originally designed a controller suitable for
the hands of a normal man. This enraged Vin Diesel, and he demanded a
controller suitable for his bear hands, and the X-Box creators
sheepishly consented. 

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 06:35 PM

Is anyone sending any in?  I started writing a few, and I'm sending them to the guy tonight.  This site is great, and I hope I can add some funny.

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Snoogans

05-14-2005, 06:41 PM

Vin Diesel only eats Vin Diesel shaped cookies.

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Furtherman

05-16-2005, 06:39 AM

"Is anyone sending any in?  I started writing a few, and I'm sending them to the guy tonight.  This site is great, and I hope I can add some funny."It is addicting, isn't?  I have sent some in as well - here are some of them:Australia wasn't "down under" until Vin Diesel decided to put it there in 1847.The Washington Monument is actually a discarded toothpick Vin Diesel used after eating a Wendy's Crispy Chicken sandwich.In 1908 Vin Diesel decided to hike through Siberia. One the night he set up camp, built a fire and cooked some biscuits and beans. The following morning is now known as the Tunguska Event.The Mayans and Aztecs did not just disappear. They were collected by Vin Diesel for his live human chessboards he hides in a giant underground lair under Lake Titicaca. Vin Diesel named Lake Titicaca as well. Before you obey your thirst, you better obey Vin Diesel.The black obelisk from 2001: A Space Odyssey now stands in Vin Diesel's bathroom as a toilet paper dispenser.Have you ever asked Vin Diesel the time? Don't.When Vin Diesel swallows his gum, it is digested instantly. Sherpas that he snacks on when vacationing on Mt. Everest however, remain in his stomach for 8 years, alive.

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badorties

05-16-2005, 07:13 AM

For Vin Diesel so loved the world, he gave us God.

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IamFogHat

05-16-2005, 07:31 AM

Vin Diesel is the only man to run around the Earth at the equator and kill a wolverine in the same day.

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Freakshow

05-16-2005, 07:31 AM

Vin Diesel can survive four-and-a-half months without water, but only 12 hours without Taco Bell.

Furtherman

05-16-2005, 08:08 AM

Vin Diesel caused the nuclear explosion at Hiroshima, just by pointing to Japan on a combination globe/pencil sharpener. Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt The white girl saying "Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt" in Sir-Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video is one of Vin Diesel's lesser known roles. 

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Snoogans

05-16-2005, 01:47 PM

Before you obey your thirst, you better obey Vin Diesel. for some reason that fuckin cracked me up. well done, sir 

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Kevin

05-16-2005, 02:25 PM

Vin Diesel was the cab driver who had dice in the mirror in the opening credits of "Fresh Prince Of Belle-Air". 

Vin Diesel is the embodiment of every conspiracy known to man. If you freeze frame #3,000,547 of The Empire Strikes Back, you can
actually see Vin Diesel cut off Luke Skywalker's hand with a Ginsu
Knife.

Vin Diesel actually constructed an operational underground railroad and was pissed when noone used it. 


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newport king

05-16-2005, 06:54 PM

The universe was created when Vin Diesel punched god in the face. This event was later named the big bang theory.  Vin Diesel touched my tra la la.

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FUNKMAN

05-16-2005, 06:58 PM

woman can't wait to watch a Vin Diesel movie tomorrow because he gets better looking every day...

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monsterone

05-16-2005, 07:24 PM

"Vin Diesel" is a Germanic term for "hairless homo".When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.Vin Diesel is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a salsa-filled sock.The character Boo Radley from "To Kill a Mockingbird" is based on Vin Diesel.If you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.

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FUNKMAN

05-16-2005, 07:25 PM

HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST?VIN DIESEL'S THE GREATEST!

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Furtherman

05-20-2005, 08:24 AM

The Mikeyboy-Mikeman thread has aroused the anger in Vin Diesel.Vin Diesel will always exist as long as there is hatred in the hearts of men. The first Dungeons & Dragons card deck came to be when little Tommy Schmit found Vin Diesels misplaced photo album, "Things I Shouldn't Have Had Sex With in the Middle Ages." Needless to say, Vin Diesel was successful, and the omelet currently sits in the Vatican's secret vault. <img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" border="0" /> 

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JohnnyCard

05-20-2005, 08:57 AM

One I submitted: Vin Diesel was invited to the last supper.  Upon hearing that the menu consisted of the Blood and Body of Christ, he politely declined stating "I don't dig Kosher food".

torker

05-20-2005, 08:58 AM

Vin Diesel is hooked by the pusher in a small black dress! 

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Furtherman

05-20-2005, 09:02 AM

For Halloween, Vin Diesel cuts down a tree, scoops out the inside, fills it with candy, and then stabs anyone who rings his doorbell. He then eats the candy-filled tree.

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