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LordJezo
05-12-2005, 10:01 AM
<p>That's right, you read it here first.</p><p>Next week Trojan is
coming out with Mint flavored condoms that use Splenda, it will be the
first and only flavored condom to use a real food grade sweetener.</p><p>I
am getting some free samples of them sent to me by the people at a
Trojan&nbsp; PR firm and I will be sure to let everyone know how they
are.&nbsp; Well, actually, I will let everyone know what my friends
think of them since at the moment I have no use for condoms of any sort.</p><p>So yeah.. condoms flavored with real sugar.&nbsp; Should be interesting.<br />
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Tall_James
05-12-2005, 11:11 AM
&quot;Hey honey?&nbsp; How come your ass tastes like limes?&quot;

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TooCute
05-12-2005, 11:13 AM
Crisp hard apple?

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LordJezo
05-12-2005, 11:17 AM
<p>Just got an update.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They are named &quot;Mint Tingle&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll have them in a few days.&nbsp; How exciting!&nbsp;</p>

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jeffdwright2001
05-12-2005, 11:25 AM
<p>It's the new Citrus Line from Trojan.</p><p>Now you sailors can have a little fun AND prevent scurvey.</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

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torker
05-12-2005, 12:02 PM
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ChickenHawk
05-12-2005, 12:12 PM
Splenda gives me a headache.

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bobrobot
05-12-2005, 12:19 PM
<p><font size="1">Splenda gives me a headache.</font></p><p><font size="1">HA HA HA, I get it... HEAD ache!!!</font></p><p>What, no sauce???</p><p><img title="whitesauce" height="180" alt="whitesauce" src="http://members.aol.com/downindaparish2/white_sauce.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p>Penis, it's what's 4 dinner...</p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/SpongeBoboGolemPants.jpg" border="0" /> all ya need is love

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monsterone
05-12-2005, 12:22 PM
i'm gonna have my dick sucked by diabetics 2 at a time.

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Tenbatsuzen
05-12-2005, 12:38 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Crisp hard apple? <p><br />Exactly what I was thinking.</p>

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torker
05-12-2005, 02:21 PM
<p>Well, actually, I will let everyone know what my friends think of them since at the moment I have no use for condoms of any sort.</p><p><img height="380" src="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/condom%20head.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-12-2005, 04:04 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />
<p>&nbsp;I will let everyone know what my friends
think of them since at the moment I have no use for condoms of any sort.</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You can use them. They're sweet and minty flavored. Pop one in your mouth and chew it like bubble gum. </p><p>Bet you could blow a real good bubble. &nbsp;</p>[/quote]

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FUNKMAN
05-12-2005, 05:41 PM
<p>lickorice</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAdA7AVvz2ldnjw80kRVwsu1c7UdrOs1GKJquk79iea0IKr4 RwxKGkJq4aNu7X76!GDtJL9!ZyRCMozmii00zoSpuchIJSY5R8 A1slffKxYEslSCzLIEA/FUNK2.JPG?dc=4675521715404891557" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-12-05 @ 9:44 PM</font>
spoon
05-12-2005, 10:56 PM
<p>Lordjezo, splenda isn't &quot;real sugar&quot;.&nbsp; Don't upset the candy purist of the board!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 5-13-05 @ 2:57 AM</font>
EffMeBoobs
05-12-2005, 11:04 PM
Great.&nbsp; Now you can suck cock and watch your calories.&nbsp; <br />


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spoon
05-12-2005, 11:30 PM
Do they need any product testers?&nbsp; I'll be the wearee.&nbsp; (nice new word, fuck webster)

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LordJezo
05-13-2005, 03:04 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Lordjezo, splenda isn't &quot;real sugar&quot;. Don't upset the candy purist of the board! </p><p><br />
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Jennitalia
05-13-2005, 04:20 AM
<p>I prefer the taste of semen.</p>


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Aggie
05-13-2005, 06:16 AM
<p>I prefer the taste of semen.</p><p>And spermicide.</p>

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FUNKMAN
05-13-2005, 06:22 AM
Liesure Suit Larry used to buy peppermint and spearmint flavored rubbers... that was at least 15 years ago... i think they came in plaid too

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05-13-2005, 08:26 AM
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nickeye
05-13-2005, 08:34 AM
<p><font size="1">Liesure Suit Larry used to buy peppermint and spearmint flavored rubbers... that was at least 15 years ago... i think they came in plaid too </font></p><p>What the hell does plaid taste like?</p>

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torker
05-13-2005, 11:57 AM
<p>mmmm....Our Bagged~Lunch is now flavored with Splenda&reg;</p><p>(ps~I'm still only going to kiss you on the forehead when you're done)</p>

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spoon
05-13-2005, 03:01 PM
I'd like to propose a triple date with Aggie and Jenn after those posts!&nbsp; Meet me upstair.....and bring the cheese wiz!

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LordJezo
05-14-2005, 08:27 PM
<p>Well, the dude lied. They use aspartame, not splenda.</p><p> </p><p>We got 3 boxes.</p><p> </p><p>They taste kind of funny.</p><p> </p><p><br />
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torker
05-14-2005, 08:32 PM
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