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<span class="postbody">My <a href="http://williams-sonoma.com/">job</a>,
while sucky, does have the occasional perk. Right now they're running a
contest for employees in which they can name a candy. I'm sure the
creative people here can come up with a surefire winner. Here are the
candies...
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Peanut Butter Confection</span>
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Peanut butter crunch center enrobed with milk chocolate and rolled in chopped Spanish peanut pieces.
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<br />They list some other crap about natural peanut butter and copper
kettles and whatnot. Also, they put corn flakes in there and the
chocolate is of the Guittard variety.
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Popcorn Confection</span>
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<br />Handmade toffee-covered popcorn and roasted, salted almonds,
covered by hand in a custom blend of Guittard milk and dark chocolates
and moled into a distinct round shape.
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Again, it's all done by hand blah blah blah
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Any suggestions, serious or otherwise are appreciated. A <span style="font-style: italic;">winning</span> suggestion will get something nice in the mail from yours truly.</span>
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FUNKMAN
05-10-2005, 08:47 PM
<p>Peanut Butter Confection</p><p>something with 'savory' in it maybe 'savorybreak'</p><p>"when you have that craving for something salty AND something sweet, take a Savorybreak"</p><p> </p><p>have to admit i'm not that happy with it but it's not the worst either</p>
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spoon
05-11-2005, 12:37 AM
"Old Man Balls" Handmade of course. Roll them in your mouth just like my Hospice nurse!
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PapaBear
05-11-2005, 02:21 AM
No matter what it's made of... call it the "Reggie Bar"
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fezident
05-11-2005, 03:32 AM
<p>Hey ADF,</p><p>Are there any key messages or buzzwords that HAVE to be included in the name of the products?</p>
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Yerdaddy
05-11-2005, 04:12 AM
<p>One thing I've learned about Arabs - <strong>they know how to name their candy bars!</strong> I've been collecting wrappers since I got to Yemen. Here's a sampling or real candy bar names that I'll submit to your contest: Big One!, Mis-Take, White Champ, Kat Kat Tat, Oh Yeah!, and my personal favorite: </p><p><img src="http://img8.echo.cx/img8/41/10035478xi.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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nickeye
05-11-2005, 04:40 AM
<p>Peanut butter crunch center enrobed with milk chocolate</p><p>Doesn't Hershey already make the Star-Jones-Sat-On-Jimmy-Carter bar?</p>
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nickeye
05-11-2005, 04:41 AM
<p>...and rolled in chopped Spanish peanut pieces. </p><p>Or maybe just "Benicio Del Rolo".</p>
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torker
05-11-2005, 11:37 AM
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">Peanut Butter Confection</span> ~ <em>Flibbies</em> (that's what I call the stuff that didn't go down on the first flush)</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold">Popcorn Confection</span> ~<em> Zosters</em> (I know nothing about zosters)</p>
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Tall_James
05-11-2005, 11:45 AM
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">Peanut Butter Confection = Dakota Bar</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold">Popcorn Confection = Cornballz (I added the z to make it ghetto)</span></p>
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FUNKMAN
05-11-2005, 01:37 PM
<p>how about the name "Accolade"...</p><p>need a hand, a little pickmeup, have an Accolade... it will get your approval and everyone else's</p><p>yeah, that sucked...</p>
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FUNKMAN
05-11-2005, 02:44 PM
<span style="font-weight: bold">Popcorn Confection</span> <br /><p><br />Handmade toffee-covered popcorn and roasted, salted almonds, covered by hand in a custom blend of Guittard milk and dark chocolates and moled into a distinct round shape. <br /></p><p><br /></p><p>isn't the indian word for corn 'maze' --- call it Amaze</p><p>Amaze! it's amazing... Amaze all your friends... It's a maze of delicious goodness </p><p>buy some now and you will be Amazed...</p><p>okay i'm done...</p>
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FUNKMAN
05-11-2005, 05:27 PM
<p>S<font color="#ff3333">CANDY</font>LOUS... you are so delicious and yet so S<font color="#ff3366">CANDY</font>LOUS</p>
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sr71blackbird
05-11-2005, 05:41 PM
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">Peanut Butter Confection</span> = <strong>Nutty Buddies</strong></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold">Popcorn Confection = Fezzies</span></p>
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EffMeBoobs
05-11-2005, 10:04 PM
<p>Popcorn confection = Toffee Corn</p>
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<p>PB Confection = Peanut Butter Whatnot<br />
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<p>PB Confection: Krufufle</p><p>Popcorn Confection: funfun poppop happy corn </p>
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