PNN: Dateline - Kabul, Afghanistan

[LingRLonger]

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of
Emigration, Mohammed Ben Dover, warned the United States that if any
military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

[rmw]

PNN: Dateline--Washington, DC

Though Taliban authorities have threatened to cut off vital flow of 7-eleven clerks, they have promised a continued supply of cab drivers.

"And the meek shall inheret the earth."

[LingRLonger]

First our airways, now our roadways!!!

If they hi-jack our trains, were f'-ed.

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