Sasquatch!

[Furtherman]

<p>And he's Canadian!</p><p><a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20050503/BIGFOOT03/TPNational/Canada">http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20050503/BIGFOOT03/TPNational/Canada</a></p><p>Sorry, my &quot;insert link&quot; button isn't working.</p><p>These people may have cashed in big time on a hoax....&nbsp; or did they?</p><p>Link to a small clip of the video: <a href="http://www.acurrentaffair.com/index.php">http://www.acurrentaffair.com/index.php</a></p>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[FUNKMAN]

<p>photo taken</p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.wingnuttoons.com/magila.jpg" width="187" border="0" /></p>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

[Tall_James]

How did they get ahold of Heckler's vacation video?

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james"><br>

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[Freebird]

What's Mrs Paul O doing in Canada?

-----------------------------

Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[whiteboy1457]

Christ i was watching A Current Affair last night and theyre so fucking gay.... to them this is the biggest news event of the century, so much so that they are mounting an expedition to find&nbsp;a dude in a monkey suit

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/explosion.jpg

Cluching defeat out of the claws of victory.

[JustJon]

<pre>There were some scientists<br />Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle<br />Then they figured out it was a missing link<br /><br />In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of..<br />With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww<br /><br />He captured imaginations of people all around the globe<br />His name was sasquatch so I am told<br /><br />His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe <br />Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)<br /><br />Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real<br />Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real<br />Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real<br />Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real<br />Real real real-real real real really-real real<br /><br /><br />KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing<br />JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that the D it's always just been me and KJ<br />KJ: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio. I hope there's no hard feelings<br /><br /><br />Sasquatch (Sasquatch)<br />We know your legend's real<br />Sasquatch (Sasquatch)<br />We know your love is real<br />Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquatch)<br /><br />You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal<br /><br />Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass<br />Guy: And who should I tell them said that<br />Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.<br />Guy: OK<br /><br /><br />JB: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey<br /><br />Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.<br />Guy: Ok, Sure.<br />Sasquatch: See ya.</pre>



<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[Furtherman]

<p><img height="152" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41343000/jpg/_41343821_sasquatchap203b.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p><div class="sh"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4717845.stm" target="_self">Scientists test 'Bigfoot' hairs</a> </div><div class="sh" /><div class="sh"><strong><font size="2">Canadian scientists are performing DNA tests on a tuft of hair said to come from a sasquatch, a legendary ape-like creature also known as Bigfoot. </font></strong></div>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><img src="http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/shunter/td5.gif" border="0" /></p><p>There were some scientists. <br />Trying to figure out the Sasquatch riddle, <br />Then they figured out it was a missing link. <br /><br />In search of Sasquatch, <br />that was a kick-ass In Search Of <br />with Leonard Nimoy <br />kickin' out the jams...ha! <br /><br />He captured imagination, <br />Of people all around the globe. <br /><br />His name was Sasquatch, so I'm told. <br /><br />His legend's ancient <br />in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe. <br />Apache tribe. <br /><br />Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real. <br />Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real. <br />Listen real close to the audio tape, not human no you know he's real. <br />Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin' way. <br />No, you know he's real. <br />Real, real, real real, real, real, really real, real.</p>

<a href="http://www.xmradio.com"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border=0></a>

[SatCam]

Sasquatch was going through my garbage last night

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig95_general_martha.jpg" align="right" alt="I'd hit it" />

[ X ][color=white]

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="300" height="303" border="0" src="http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/chewbacca.lg.jpg" /></p><p>Uncle Bob's such a media whore. &nbsp;</p>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/cakescopy.jpg

My brand spankin new site Bully Baby (http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html)


Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[A.J.]

<p>Eh, Lurch just stopped shaving.</p><p><img height="270" src="http://www.cinefantastico.com/terroruniversal/imagen/bigfoot04.jpg" width="293" border="0" /></p>

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

[Furtherman]

<p>This is the biggest coverup since JFK's assassination.</p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8704462/" target="_blank">Bison, not Bigfoot, stomped through Canada</a></p><font size="2"><p>Shouldn't they take into account that the Sasquatch has tamed and domesticated the buffalo and ride them as you or I would ride a horse? </p><p>They should. </p></font><img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by Furtherman on 7-28-05 @ 3:09 PM</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://s89050254.onlinehome.us/lmg/mancow_large.jpg" />

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/cakescopy.jpg

My brand spankin new site Bully Baby (http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html)


Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[El Mudo]

<img height="365" src="http://www.nba.com/media/sonics/Squatch%20dunking.jpg" width="320" border="0" />

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif
<marquee>....We haven't seen the sun since '71 </marquee>
Thanks Monsterone!!

[Furtherman]

<p><span class="rss:item"><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2005/09/13/bigfoot_flips_bird.html" target="_blank" name="022121"><strong>Bigfoot flips bird</strong> </a></span></p><p><span class="rss:item"><img height="200" src="http://www.boingboing.net/images/bigfootfinger.jpg" width="148" border="0" /></span></p><p><span class="rss:item">&quot;At the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization site, three men report having spotted two Sasquatches last month in Illinois. Judging by the sketch one of them drew, the animal seems to have greeted the men with an obscene gesture.&quot;</span></p>

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[JesterOfSadness]

<p>In somewhat a relation&nbsp;to Bigfoot and Cryptozoology, Has anyone seen the Jersey Devil? </p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/Jesterofsadness/crowsig2.jpg" border="0" /> Sadness has returned...worse than before</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by JesterOfSadness on 9-14-05 @ 2:46 PM</font>

[Furtherman]

<p>It's a good this this guy didn't shine his lights directly on the poor sasquatch, he might have scared the big fella!</p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="790" align="center" border="0"><tr valign="top"><td width="510"><p><font size="1"><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=78fVKgqkQyA" target="_blank">Sasquatch Video</a></font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1"><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=OHUgvxyyRqo" target="_blank">Closeup</a></font></p><div /></td></tr></table>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 3-23-06 @ 12:50 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099" size="1">Many years ago, I was kidnapped &amp; raped by a <font size="2">Snatchsquatch</font>!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="snatchsquatch" height="500" alt="snatchsquatch" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/snatchsquatch1.jpg" width="340" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-23-06 @ 1:31 PM</span>

[Patches]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's a good this this guy didn't shine his lights directly on the poor sasquatch, he might have scared the big fella!</p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="790" align="center" border="0"><tr valign="top"><td width="510"><p><font size="1"><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=78fVKgqkQyA" target="_blank">Sasquatch Video</a></font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1"><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=OHUgvxyyRqo" target="_blank">Closeup</a></font></p>* /&gt;</td></tr></table><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Furtherman on 3-23-06 @ 12:50 PM</span> <p>Finally!&nbsp; Conclusive evidence- Big Foot taking a leak on a tree!</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Why can they not find this sumbitch after soooo many expeditions. Here goes another one. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070626/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bigfoot_search_1&printer=1;_ylt=At_gD9KYokAocdxWRd5iai4uQE4F)

[Furtherman]

In all but three of 30 expeditions in the United States and Canada, BFRO investigators have either glimpsed Bigfoot or gotten close enough to hear the creature

Oh!!!! Well, that's great! Progress!

[Furtherman]

Spotted on Mars! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509693&in_page_id=1770)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/MarsCloseUpBARC_468x230.jpg

One keen stargazer said: "These pictures are amazing. I couldn't believe my eyes when I looked and saw what appears to be a naked alien running around on Mars."

[FUNKMAN]

Oh!!!! Well, that's great! Progress!

i know! plus you gotta figure if there is a creature it would be taking some huge dumps that can easily be found or stepped in

unless it eats it's own poo

[topless_mike]

cranky-ass must be a real problem there.
nothing to wipe with and all that dust.

[moochcassidy]

http://www.paramountcomedy.com/trailerparkboys/wallpapers/bubbles2_1024x768.jpg


"looks like FAAACKIN Samsquanch to mee"

[CountryBob]

<p>Eh, Lurch just stopped shaving.</p><p><img height="270" src="http://www.cinefantastico.com/terroruniversal/imagen/bigfoot04.jpg" width="293" border="0" /></p>

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

Holy Shit! I remember watching this 6 million $$ man episode when I was a kid. I so believed that tv shows were real then and I searched for years for bigfoot in my neighborhood. I wanted to find him and live with him. Thank God I lived in the rural south where you never had problems with child molesters!

[TeeBone]

Behold !!! Sasquatch's Southern Cousin.
He lives in the swamps of Florida and smells like sulfuric shit; hence Skunk-Ape.


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vay_kzMjdq9GsM:http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/g/A/skunk_ape_lg.jpg

[BoondockSaint]

<p>Eh, Lurch just stopped shaving.</p><p><img height="270" src="http://www.cinefantastico.com/terroruniversal/imagen/bigfoot04.jpg" width="293" border="0" /></p>



Bigfoot is from Grenoble, France?

[Furtherman]

Go to this site for Easton Bowhunting TV. (http://www.hunttv.com/)

It's a hunting show that put up stealth cameras in the woods to capture bears in the wild.

Click on the Latest Video on right hand side.

Whatever they captured - it scared the host! HA!

[Mullenax]

Bigfoot was as lovable as ALF for a couple years without cable.
<img src="http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/harry-hendersons.jpg" height=300 width=180>

[Jughead]

Bigfoot was as lovable as ALF for a couple years without cable.
<img src="http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/harry-hendersons.jpg" height=300 width=180>

I have a Harry and the Henderson's tat......

[DiabloSammich]

I have a Harry and the Henderson's tat......


I call my penis the Hairy Henderson.

[CountryBob]

[QUOTE=Furtherman;1650117]Go to this site for Easton Bowhunting TV. (http://www.hunttv.com/)

It's a hunting show that put up stealth cameras in the woods to capture bears in the wild.

Click on the Latest Video on right hand side.

Whatever they captured - it scared the host! HA![/QUOTE

It's always the same - the supposed Big Foot never comes into full view for a long period of time. It is like it knows it might be filmed - the Big Foot species understands cameras and media.
Fuck Sasquatch - Yea, I said it!

[damainer]

He is my father

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:zJ4l9w40lx5xQM:http://media.theolympian.com/smedia/2007/10/06/22/331-sqatch.standalone.prod_affiliate.38.jpg

[cougarjake13]

hard to tell from the video but it still looks like a guy in a gorilla suit

[Furtherman]

You know what they say about guys with big feet?

Tender, soft hands, though a bit hairy.


Convicted Molester Claims He Was A Victim of Bigfoot (http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0308/506664.html)

[Furtherman]

Binocular manufacturer Bushnell, along with "Field & Stream" magazine, have teamed up to offer $1 million to anyone who can "provide an unaltered photograph/video, verified and substantiated by a panel of scientific experts [including a zoologist and biologist], the evidence required to prove a Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Yeti exists." (http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/080604-badsci-bigfoot-bounty.html)

http://i.livescience.com/images/051121_crypto_bigfoot_01.jpg

Get ready for some great guy-in-a-gorilla-suit pictures!

[TeeBone]

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/hairy_man_copy.jpg

[nassue]

exclusive sasquatch photos; what tha what?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/Nassue/GardenWeddingBigfoot039.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/Nassue/GardenWeddingBigfoot038.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/Nassue/GardenWeddingBigfoot017.jpg

[Furtherman]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/28/article-1039150-02B52B05000004B0-978_224x423.jpg
The mysterious 1951 Shipton Print photograph that appears to show the footprints of an Abominable Snowman

The single hair that could FINALLY prove the Yeti really exists (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1039150/The-single-hair-FINALLY-prove-Yeti-really-exists.html)

The tests showed the thick, wiry hairs do not belong to any of the most common wild animals known to live in the area.

Instead, they bear a 'startling resemblance' to some collected half a century ago by Everest conqueror Sir Edmund Hillary.

Researcher Ian Redmond said: 'The hairs are the most positive evidence yet that a yeti might possibly exist. It might be that the region this animal is inhabiting is remote enough for it to remain undiscovered so far. We are very excited.'

[Dirtybird12]

Could only happen in Georgia. Bigfoot Body Discovered (http://www.inquisitr.com/2357/has-bigfoot-been-found/)

[Furtherman]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/bigfoot-1.jpg

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

Oh man this is going to be fun!

[Jughead]

I tried to tell ya....Im not going outside at night anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smile:

[Furtherman]

I tried to tell ya....Im not going outside at night anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smile:

Dressed like Chewbacca.

[ChimneyFish]

If this is in Georgia, is this the "Skunk Ape" version of Bigfoot????

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/bigfoot-1.jpg





*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*From Grenoble, France.
.

[Doctor Z]

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*From Grenoble, France.
That one actually got me lol'ing. Nicely done.

[Furtherman]

http://www.wherelightmeetsdark.com/images/wiki/Georgia_bigfoot_analysis_1.jpg

In August 2008 news broke that Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer of Georgia, USA were claiming to possess the body of a bigfoot (otherwise known as sasquatch). They claim they saw a number of living bigfoots when they discovered the body somewhere in north Georgia.

Apart from running a website promoting bigfoot sighting tours, the pair has approached notable bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi who supports their claim that the body is genuine.

Some online commentators have pointed out that Biscardi has been responsible in the past for production of bigfoot sculptures and that he is also responsible for at least one bigfoot documentary.

The body is reputed to be under guard in an undisclosed location, awaiting investigation by a number of unnamed scientists or other experts.

Viral marketing. Body in Georgia, flown to California... for Beach Blanket Bingo Bigfoot.

[Enabler]

Right on Mooch!! "It's the Samsquanch, Ricky. And he's trying to break into my fucking shed!"

[Jughead]

Dressed like Chewbacca.

Or Princess Leia......:tongue:

[Knowledged_one]

I thought the best thing about the article was the comment left by a reader:

Article comment by: Doug Elam

Hey,my wife went missing a while back. It could be her. Does it have ahairy body and a foul smell? If so, it's her. Please let me know. Ireally miss her. By the way, you may have found her whole family. Theyhave been hiding out in the woods. Her brother, JD, owes me $100.00,and her daddy is wanted by the law. Please send directions.Thank you.

[ChrisBrown]

Two US Georgians are going to present a bigfoot body in Palo Alto today.

Bear? Rug with cow intestines on top?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/us/15bigfoot.html?_r=1&ref=us&oref=slogin

[bobsnin]

What time is the press conference?

[ChrisBrown]

at 3PM EST

[bobsnin]

Assholes. They're gona draw this out as long as they can.

[ChrisBrown]

The press conference should be over. Any word on what the hell that body was? it would be so pathetic if it turned out to be one of the bigfoot models that one of those guys makes.

[bobsnin]

The press conference should be over. Any word on what the hell that body was? it would be so pathetic if it turned out to be one of the bigfoot models that one of those guys makes.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404805,00.html

The much-anticipated Bigfoot press conference Friday afternoon in Palo Alto, Calif., revealed little more than two men — introduced by a self-styled Sasquatch seeker — claiming to possess the 7-foot "body" of a "bipedal creature" on ice in a secret location, awaiting an autopsy.

The men, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, were joined in the press conference by Tom Biscardi, host of an Bigfoot Internet radio show, who said the men approached him with their "find," saying, "We want to talk to Tom Biscardi... They didn't want to meet anyone else."

Biscardi showed reporters two blurry photos, claiming one was the mouth of the "creature" while the other was another creature running through the Georgia woods. The men claimed they "stumbled on the creature," but would not reveal more because they were concerned about it being an "endangered species."

Biscardi reiterated his invitation to FOX News Channel anchor Megyn Kelly to come to Georgia and view the body, and plugged his Internet radio show.

He said there wouldn't be anything more revealed Friday, but promised that he would "assemble" a group of scientists to examine the alleged corpse.

Whitton recounted how he and Dyer found the "body," and said that more Bigfoots "paralleled" them as they were loading it onto a flatbed truck.

Biscardi said Whitton and Dyer had gotten death threats from Sasquatch fanatics, whom Whitton deemed "psychos."

None of this was likely to dissuade skeptics, even among Bigfoot experts, who questioned Biscardi's past ventures and noticed that the body in the freezer looked a lot like a Sasquatch Halloween costume available on the Internet .

"It definitely looks like our costume," Jerry Parrino, owner of TheHorrorDome.com, told FOXNews.com.

"This 'body' has little to do with Bigfoot and everything to do with a Sasquatch costume that someone developed after watching too many gorilla movies," warned Loren Coleman , who runs the influential Cryptomundo blog devoted to strange and unknown animals. "The teeth that seem to have been placed in the mouth could be my late mother's false teeth."

"I've had interactions with Tom Biscardi in the past, and based on that history, I would say that anything he is involved in is suspect," Idaho State anthropologist and Bigfoot investigator Jeffrey Meldrum told Scientific American .

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve spokesman Tom Mackenzie told the Associated Press his agency isn't taking the claim seriously and won't investigate.

"It's not on endangered species on any list that we've got," he said.

[ChrisBrown]

thanks for the update. I'm bored now and really couldn't care less how they are going to continue to play out this scam/hoax.

[bobsnin]

thanks for the update. I'm bored now and really couldn't care less how they are going to continue to play out this scam/hoax.

Same here. They've lost me. If they had it, they would have shown their cards a long time ago.

[Furtherman]

Did anyone watch the press conference?

I did. One of the men who found it, Matthew Whitton, spoke about finding the body deep in the woods. Skepitcal or not, you have to admit this guy believes he found something. He didn't hock anything nor even claimed to be a big foot tracker, although he joked he is now the "best in the world".

The man really did seem sincere. I was waiting for a punchline but it never came. An autopsy is scheduled for the weekend along with other scientists verifing the body. I'm still not sure they have an actual half man/half ape. But I think they have something.

Whitton just didn't come across as a man who would be part of a hoax.

Georgia men defend Bigfoot body claims (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html)

"We were not looking for Bigfoot. ... We wouldn't know what we were doing if we did," said Whitton, a police officer on leave after being shot in the hand while making an arrest. "I didn't believe in Bigfoot at the time. ... But you've got to come to terms with it and realize you've got something special. And that's what it was."

The men say they were hiking in early June when they discovered the body of a 7-foot-7, 500-pound half-ape, half-human creature near a stream. They also claim to have spotted about three similar living creatures -- and showed reporters video stills of what they say is one of those creatures shadowing them through the woods.

[Furtherman]

PPPPFFFTTTT.

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Bigfoot ‘Corpse’ Had a Rubber Foot; Finders ‘Admitted It Was a Costume,’ Says ‘Squatch Detective’ Host (http://blog.blogtalkradio.com/2008/08/19/bigfoot-‘corpse’-had-a-rubber-foot-finders-‘admitted-it-was-a-costume’-says-‘squatch-%20detective’-host/)

On August 18, 2008, Tom Biscardi went to the hotel so they could sign those documents – where Dyer and Whitton were staying – and found out they had left. Searching for Bigfoot is at this time seeking the return of their funds.

The actions and motives of Whitton and Dyer, obviously at this point, are beyond comprehension.

Whitton, who being a police officer for the Clayton County police Department in Georgia, got up before the world and lied, and was complicit to defraud in a felonious manner.

Ricky “Trailer Truck” Dyer, an ex-corrections officer, who now operates mostly as a car salesman and, as I uncovered several weeks ago, is involved in shill-bidding his vehicles on eBay under another screen name.

The bottom line in this is that both organizations sought the truth. The team here, myself, did our jobs, did our duties, reported it such, and there you have it.

We have proven now that Ricky “Trailer Truck” Dyer and Matthew Whitton are liars, and have crossed that line from hoaxers to committing a fraud and a crime.

Seriously... these guys had a national press conference. What were they thinking?

[bobsnin]

they had me going. I'm a rube.

[Jughead]

Car salesman..I swear to holy Jesus I can not get a brake!!!:furious:..Do you have any idea how much I wanted it to be true???:wallbash:

[Landblast]

Already a thread. Click Here. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72305)

[Jughead]

Already a thread. Click Here. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72305)

:lol:

[Furtherman]

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Saw another report on these two guys this morning.

Both are being sued. The cop got fired. They made no money off of this.

I know people can be dumb, but this is beyond dumb. This is legendary dumb, almost as legendary as the bigfoot legend itself.

The best part? The cop said he didn't think his credibility was ruined.

No, lying at a national press conference wouldn't do that.... would it?

[Furtherman]

HA! This is great.

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A holiday maker in Poland has filmed what could be the Polish Yeti.

27 year old Piotr Kowalski from Warsaw was on a walking holiday in the Polish Tatra mountains when he saw a large ape-like creature standing in the rocks ahead of him.

"I saw this huge ape-like form hiding behind the rocks. When I saw it it was like being struck by a thunderbolt," he told the Superexpress.

"Coming from Warsaw, I never really believed the local stories of a wild mountain ape-man roaming the slopes. But, now I do."

The video has been handed over to the Nautilus Foundation, a Polish organisation which specialises in the paranormal and cryptozoology.

"The film clearly shows 'something' that moves on two legs and is bigger than a normal man," says Robert Bernatowicz, president of the Nautilus Foundation.

"But because the camera shakes so much it is difficult to say what it is exactly. We need to go to the site and see what traces, if any, were left."

Of course! The camera has to shake with these videos, or else it wouldn't look real.

But there's got to be a Polish yeti joke in there somewhere...

[brettmojo]

Get a MinoHD Flip Cam you dumb pollocks.

Seriously. This shit was cute in the 80's. But now there's no excuse for it.

[Furtherman]

http://www.wlwt.com/2009/0908/20788915_400X300.jpg

FAIRDALE, Ky. -- A Kentucky man said his surveillance camera captured something in his back yard last week, but no one is sure what it is. (http://www.wlwt.com/news/20788899/detail.html#)

[TjM]

Why Is It Always Fucking Grainy!!!!

[Furtherman]

Why Is It Always Fucking Grainy!!!!

Because it's a flying bird....?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6ldbdWnLMmA/SqvO3We8S0I/AAAAAAAAAmU/XtKmU11awa4/s400/fullscreencrow.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6ldbdWnLMmA/Sqvb1GolheI/AAAAAAAAAmc/67oIYURqiGA/s400/crowcomp.jpg

This is a full screen version of the pic, sent along by Dave in KY, that has so many people going round and round. Is it a crow in flight close to the camera? Is it an ape-like creature some 60 yards in the distance?

In my opinion, it's a crow. I can make out a crow in what I see, anyway, and I have a harder time making out features that really jibe with something apelike. But others are pretty passionate that it can't be a crow. The way I see it, either way, it's another grainy shot of something indefinite.

[monkfish]

Already discovered in Canada:

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