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DJEvelEd

04-30-2005, 10:28 AM

Put the Led Zeppelin recordings in order from first to last like so:1) Physical Graffiti2) Led Zeppelin lll3) Led Zeppelin lV4) Led Zeppelin ll5) Houses Of The Holy6) In Through The Out Door7) How The West Was Won8) Presence9) Led Zeppelin l10) Coda11) BBC Sessions12) The Song Remains The Same(And for all you homos out there who dont like Led Zep, you may flame on and cum out of the closet here)

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FUNKMAN

04-30-2005, 06:58 PM

1. The Song Remains The Samethrow the rest away

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Death Metal Moe

04-30-2005, 07:04 PM

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A.J.

05-01-2005, 12:15 AM

1) Led Zeppelin lll2) Houses Of The Holy3) Physical Graffiti4) Led Zeppelin lV5) Led Zeppelin llTIE) How The West Was WonTIE) The Song Remains The Same7) Led Zeppelin l8) BBC Sessions9) Presence10) Coda11) In Through The Out DoorHONORABLE MENTION:  A 1969 bootleg of Zep's 2nd American tour.  They were never heavier.

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DJEvelEd

05-01-2005, 06:31 PM

I cun't believe that you would put Coda above In Through The Out Door!!! (there's only one good song on that recording at any given time)I cun't believe Moe is gay!!!!!! (Dont worry though because that death metal thing will fit in nicely at the Blue Oyster)

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jafter

05-01-2005, 06:42 PM

1. Physical Graffitti2. III3. Houses of the Holy4. II 5 How the West was won.6. IV7 Song Remains the same.8. Presence9. I 10. BBC sessions. I have the others but never listen to them anymore.  

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

05-01-2005, 06:56 PM

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. 1. Led Zep IV2. Physical Grafitti3. Led Zep II4. Led Zep III5. Houses of the Holy6. Led Zep I7. In Through The Out Door8. Presence9. I lost steam... Coda isn't so much an album as it is the last gurgle from a seal being clubbed to death. 

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El Mudo

05-03-2005, 08:18 AM

I'm waiting for Mojo to offically chime in but for the record.... Zeppelin blows goats....<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif" border="0" /> ....We haven't seen the sun since '71Thanks Monsterone!!

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DarkHippie

05-03-2005, 08:26 AM

IVIIIIIIHouses of the HolyTokyo, 1971 BootlegPhysical graffitiPresenceBBc SessionsTribute To Jonny Kidd and the Pirates (europe release)Song Remains the sameIn Through the Out DoorCoda

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DJEvelEd

05-03-2005, 08:56 AM

quote: I'm waiting for Mojo to offically chime in but for the record.... Zeppelin blows goats....<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif" border="0" /> ....We haven't seen the sun since '71Thanks Monsterone!! This message was edited by El Mudo on 5-3-05 @ 12:18 PM (And for all you homos out there who dont like Led Zep, you may flame on and cum out of the closet here)     Did you read the rules? Apparantly you're also waiting for Mojo to straddle your cute little culito. The way things are going, were going to have a Homofagboy first to worst list here too... 

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Wormwood

05-03-2005, 09:10 AM

Led Zepplin - almost as overrated as jimi hendrix

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DJEvelEd

05-03-2005, 10:29 AM

Led Zepplin - almost as overrated as jimi hendrix Add ANOTHER fag to the ass bang... (If Mojo chimes in you can service him first...)It's Led Zeppelin not Led Zepplin dumb-ass...I'm not gay but I will allow you to lick my unwiped bung for that Jimi Hendrix comment...

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SatCam

05-03-2005, 10:46 AM

Led Zepplin - almost as overrated as jimi hendrixOMG YOU *@&#*@^$(*&@#(*&(*@!^(*&!^(*@&($^$@&*^$)*@&#*@^$&^ @#*&@#)&*!@^&@^$*&^@*&$@*(%&**(&(<a href="mailto:*&*$&#&*@^#^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1">*&*$&#&*@^#^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1</a>      jk I agree <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /> 

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DJEvelEd

05-03-2005, 01:04 PM

[QUOTE]OMG YOU *@&#*@^$(*&@#(*&(*@!^(*&!^(*@&($^$@&*^$)*@&#*@^$&^ @#*&@#)&*!@^&@^$*&^@*&$@*(%&**(&(<a href="mailto:*&*$&#&*@^#^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/QUOTE">*&*$&#&*@^#^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/QUOTE</a>] Is that the sound of man ass being torn up by a large moist cock?Anyone who doesn't like Led Zeppelin is gay, but anyone who hates on Jimi probably puts animal penis in their mouth...

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Wormwood

05-03-2005, 01:20 PM

quote:  OMG YOU *@&#*@^$(*&@#(*&(*@!^(*&!^(*@&($^$@&*^$)*@&#*@^$&^ @#*&@#)&*!@^&@^$*&^@*&$@*(%&**(&(<a href="mailto:*&*$&#&*@^#^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1">*&*$&#&*@^#^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1</a>  didnt mean to cause a stroke Satcam, I'll keep my opinion of Clapton to myself then

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badorties

05-03-2005, 01:49 PM

my favorite led zeppelin song was from the 'godzilla' soundtrack where puffy sampled 'kashmir'a real shitty song that finally knocked puffy down a step or twothe rest is just fodder for 2-fer-tuesdays and block party weekends

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TheMojoPin

05-03-2005, 05:42 PM

How to write a Led Zeppelin song... "1: Steal an old Robert Johnson blues track. Preferably one about being lonely, or flood defense mechanisms. 2. If the lyrics make too much sense, change them. Nip down the library and get out a copy of Tolkein's Simarillion (the one where the first twenty pages are thumbed and the rest are as clean as the day the book was bought). Lyrics can be taken verbatim. Alternatively imagine yourself to be a Viking. 3. Beef up the percussion by getting a man who is physically designed only to hit things very hard, and who only wants to hit things very hard, to hit something very hard. Repeat. 4. Add twiddly guitar bits to the song, in case the track had any original emotional merit. Layer a twelve string guitar in the background as well, just to be on the safe side. 5. Try to persuade your bass player to puff a bit of flute over it. If he does, it is a ballad. Repeat step three slower. If he's off flute this week, it is mid-tempo. If it ever gets fast, you are doing something wrong. 6. Find a castrato with 80 cubic pounds of frizzy hair. Tell him to sing with feeling. Tell him also to howl, wail and generally make a complete ass of himself. If he ever gets round to singing any of the lyrics, its a bonus. 7. Repeat eight times. You now have an album. Name it something clever like, er, after the number of albums you have released. If this gets too high for you to count (say, above four) use its name to describe the contents. Such as 'The Song Remains The Motherfucking Same (As every other song we've done)'."LZ are even dorkier than D&D."I told you to RAWK, not to SUCK!!!"

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Hottub

05-03-2005, 06:00 PM

Do we have a minute to talk about the "magnum opus" Kashmir?20 minutes of "Bum -Ba-da-dum-ba-da dumb..."And let's not forget about "In the Light". What the FUCK is that horrible screeching for the 1st 3 minutes of this 12 minute train-wreck?    Ah Bullshit, I used to LIVE for Zep. I guess I finally grew up.And yes Ed, when it comes to balls across the nose, Led Zeppelin IV: side one!

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05-03-2005, 06:04 PM

zepplin equals whiney crap 

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DJEvelEd

05-03-2005, 07:59 PM

I hope you all puke sperm for days!!!

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badorties

05-03-2005, 08:09 PM

I hope you all puke sperm for days!!! still sounds better than having to listen to zeppelin ... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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DJEvelEd

05-03-2005, 08:36 PM

I hope all of your homo lovers have rancid green diarrhæ and shit it all over your gay balls.

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El Mudo

05-04-2005, 03:48 AM

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fezident

05-04-2005, 05:03 AM

quote:  quote: Led Zepplin - almost as overrated as jimi hendrix   Add ANOTHER fag to the ass bang... (If Mojo chimes in you can service him first...)It's Led Zeppelin not Led Zepplin dumb-ass...I'm not gay but I will allow you to lick my unwiped bung for that Jimi Hendrix comment...Wow.  SOMEONES got a bustle in their hedgerow. 

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