School Locked-Down Due to Burrito

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=715583">http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=715583</a></p><p>quote:</p><p>The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.</p><p><span class="null"><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Great.&nbsp; Now I'm starving.</font></span></p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[PapaBear]

I loved when R&amp;F talked about this and Fez said that it wouldn't be lethal until AFTER it was eaten!

<center><img src="http://www.geocities.com/pauleight/pb_sig.gif"></center>
<center>I don't want to kill anyone.-Bitz</center>
<center>Thanks Monsterone for the sig!</center>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/01/03/arrest600x377_zoom.jpg</p><p>&quot;DROP THE BURRITO AND STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR! DROP IT! DROP IT!&quot;&nbsp;</p>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg


Does it bug you that your local pharmacy sells cigarettes and emphysema medicine?

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>http://porkypig.free.fr/1983/scarface.jpg <br />
</p><p>&quot;SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>http://www.tacojohns.com/HTML/Graphics/Food/Burritos/Medium/Combo-Burrito.gif&nbsp;</p>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg


Does it bug you that your local pharmacy sells cigarettes and emphysema medicine?

[DeltaPin]

Now I'm hungry.

[Furtherman]

A weapon of ass destruction.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[mikeyboy]

<p><img height="210" src="http://www.santafesprings.org/compcorral/studentpages/giselaa/taco-bell-chihuahua.jpg" width="210" border="0" /></p><p>Drop the chalupa.</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it the guy is gonna fry... and then be refried

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

[FUNKMAN]

<p>when they checked his locker they found a bottle with a strange milky white liquid...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Maalox</p>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office. </p><p>They then gave the burrito 3 Saturday Detentions and it was made to write a report of no less than 300 words describing why it's dangerous to bring Mexican food into schools.</p>

<IMG SRC="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>

[Judge Smails]

<p>&quot;You can have my burrito, when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands&quot;</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=burrito/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=1286jtd5t/EXP=1115171139/*-http%3A//www.statenews.com/editions/091300/burrito.JPG" border="0" /></p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>rumor has it the guy is gonna fry... and then be refried

<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" /><br />That one got me! I love a good food joke!<br />


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg


Does it bug you that your local pharmacy sells cigarettes and emphysema medicine?

[PapaBear]

If borritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have borritos.

<center><img src="http://www.geocities.com/pauleight/pb_sig.gif"></center>
<center>I don't want to kill anyone.-Bitz</center>
<center>Thanks Monsterone for the sig!</center>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>and in another part of the world the Frito Bandito roams free to pillage the women and rape the horses... </p><p><img height="183" src="http://www.tvacres.com/images/frito.gif" width="187" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-2-05 @ 10:13 PM</font>