Constrict your anus!

[LordJezo]

<strong class="sans"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/qid=1114530323/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-5952492-7011829" target="_self">How Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Waod</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <p><strong class="sans"><strong class="sans">Sick and tired of being depressed? Why not try this secret Japanese method of getting happy.. just sit around and tighten up your anus! </strong></strong></p><p><strong class="sans"><strong class="sans"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/qid=1114530323/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-5952492-7011829" target="_blank"><strong class="sans"><strong class="sans"><strong class="sans"><strong class="sans"><a></a></strong>------------------------------------------<br />I KISS YOU! <a href="http://www.78west.com/">The Message Whore - Because if you don't go a puppy will die.</a><a></a></strong></strong> </strong></a>------------------------------------------I KISS YOU! </strong></strong></p><p><strong class="sans"><strong class="sans"></strong></strong>still didn't work, so I fixed it.</p><p>- Mikey</p></strong>

<font color=black>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 4-26-05 @ 12:09 PM</font>

[Kevin]

I will just make believe i never saw this thread.... it did not happen... It was never made...

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[JPMNICK]

<p>56</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>57</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>58</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[mikeyboy]

New to the internet?&nbsp; I've seen this thing a ton of times.&nbsp; You're probably supposed to link to the book or site so people have some idea what you're talking about.

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[LordJezo]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>New
to the internet? I've seen this thing a ton of times. You're probably
supposed to link to the book or site so people have some idea what
you're talking about.
<br /><a target="blank" href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm"></a><br />

<br />It is linked, just the dumb editor bolded it and left it black. Let me go change it.<br />


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[Iamnotatool]

78....79....80

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[monsterone]

<p>if i fart, do i have to start over?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><font color="#000000"><font style="background-color: #ffffff"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font size="1">&quot;How am I gonna tell my mother I've been fucked in jail. &quot;Mama, they fucking me, mama.&quot; Well, <font style="background-color: #ffffff">you</font> know your mama's gonna try and console <font style="background-color: #ffffff">you</font>. &quot;That's all right, baby, if somebody else put their <font style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#000000">dick</font> in your&nbsp;ass just lock your ass. Lock it and <font style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#000000">snap</font> it and break.&quot; <font style="background-color: #ffffff"><font color="#330000"><font style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#000000">Snap</font> </font></font>the&nbsp;dick <font style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#000000">off</font>. That's why I can't go to jail 'cause I know they're gonna try to rape me.&quot;<br /></font></font></font></font></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01" border="1" /><br /><font color="#008000" size="1">we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass.</font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by monsterone on 4-26-05 @ 2:49 PM</font>

[Iamnotatool]

I think if you fart, the terrorists win.

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[FUNKMAN]

pucker that sucker

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[ChickenHawk]

"Good-bye" is not a verb.

Are they trying to say "How To Say Good-bye To Depression"? Cuz they should learn English.


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<font color=black>This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 4-26-05 @ 7:02 PM</font>