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04-20-2005, 06:05 PM

Thats right for only 19.95 you can send a message to ET in space.<a href="http://www.talktoaliens.com/">http://www.talktoaliens.com/</a>

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 06:16 PM

If I wanted to talk to aliens, I'd go to the car wash.

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torker

04-20-2005, 07:58 PM

maybe I could go surfin' with the alien<img height="350" src="http://personal.mco.bellsouth.net/m/u/murf01/satriani/satch10.jpg" width="239" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

04-20-2005, 08:00 PM

if i spoke to an alien i would tell him"Come On, Come On... Let's Go Space Truckin"

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FUNKMAN

04-20-2005, 08:27 PM

if i talked to an alien i would ask him if he had a Mars bar... <img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" border="0" /> 

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torker

04-20-2005, 08:34 PM

My stepmother is an alien<img height="220" src="http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/ohr/31.1/images/scuro_fig02a.jpg" width="197" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

04-20-2005, 08:37 PM

if i talked to an alien i would ask him if he knew about uranus

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 08:38 PM

This reminds me of My Favorite Martian.His name was Wally.  Nice guy, but a little slow on the uptake, you catch me?

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monsterone

04-20-2005, 08:52 PM

this is what porn programming geeks make after they're layed off... jeff????

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we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass.

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 08:59 PM

quote: this is what porn programming geeks make after they're layed off... jeff????   <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01" border="1" /> we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass. <img src="http://www.cedarfallsgospelhall.com/burned-alive-(pict).jpg" border="0" /> 

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torker

04-20-2005, 08:59 PM

What's this guys name again? Oh yeah...Tim Alien<img height="30" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/dianesincity/ezboard/bongsmi.gif" width="100" border="0" /><img height="213" src="http://www.timallen.com/gallery/img/films/galaxy/300/sarasus.jpg" width="205" border="0" />

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