What would be your "dream staff" for the R&F show? [Archive]

TheMojoPin

03-29-2005, 05:45 PM

Well?
You can pick one producer, and then three other interns/gofers/phone screeners/whatevers...who would you pick?
I'd want Rory as the producer, and the other three slots filled with Dubs, Al Dukes and Hawk.
Who would the rest of you pick?

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Snoogans

03-29-2005, 05:48 PM

al dukes as everything

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torker

03-29-2005, 05:49 PM

ditch dubs add staples
 

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03-29-2005, 05:49 PM

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JPMNICK

03-29-2005, 05:49 PM

Wow this is an awesome topic. 
 
I think i would have to agree with Rory as producer. 
 
I would then pick Staples, Dukes, and Dubs. i think Dubs and Staples teaming up on Al would be gold. 

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Tenbatsuzen

03-29-2005, 05:53 PM

Executive Producer - Al Dukes
Associate Producer - Rory.  Why?  Because the Rory/Al dynamic worked better when Al was in power and Rory was fighting against him.  It was quite machievellian.
The rest of the staff would be Hawk and Tenacious C.  
Stunt guy would be Black Earl.
 

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torker

03-29-2005, 05:54 PM

would poo be considered "on~air talent"?

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JPMNICK

03-29-2005, 05:57 PM

Poo is a no talent and Black Earl makes me wish i did not understand the english language just so I did not have to listen to his boring ass shit

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TheMojoPin

03-29-2005, 06:01 PM

Guys like Poo and Earl would be great as "regulars," but I can't take that much of them.  When Poo became the third mic, he wore out his welcome REAL fast.
I really like Billy and Mikey D, but kind of in the same way...their horribly embarassing stories would work best if they showed up/called in only a couple times a week.  Leave us wanting more...

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JPMNICK

03-29-2005, 06:03 PM

For me, billy could have been on every single night telling his horror stories and I loved it. 
Mikey D is Ok once in a while. Poo was never good. 
 
I was listening to an old show the other night, and I almost forgot just how crazy it used to get in there on a friday night with all the chicks, the drinking, the interns. Ron was SO funny those nights. 
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WhistlePig

03-29-2005, 06:04 PM

I agree! Bring back Staples!

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TheKnicks23

03-29-2005, 06:04 PM

I'd want Al as the super producer. If he was under Rory he wouldn't get as much shit from the guys.

Then have Rory under Al for actual production.

Billy for uncomfortable stories and jokes.

And of course Hawk, becuase he's the best.

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ChildofFez

03-29-2005, 06:06 PM

I say go old old school bring back paulo and tuttle into the studio those guys would do anything ron and fez told them to.

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03-29-2005, 06:11 PM

Dirk Diggler?

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Tenbatsuzen

03-29-2005, 06:38 PM

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND>
I was listening to an old show the other night, and I almost forgot just how crazy it used to get in there on a friday night with all the chicks, the drinking, the interns. Ron was SO funny those nights. </FIELDSET>
You hit the nail right on the head.  Those nights... magic happened.
 
 

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Kevin

03-29-2005, 06:49 PM

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 413px; HEIGHT: 143px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND>
  
Stunt guy would be Black Earl. 
  
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samnyc

03-29-2005, 06:59 PM

staples as producer with hawk and dukes in the studio and superstar on the phones.
bring back "friday night parties for guys who don't get invited to friday night parites," mystery date, Ron sending out the interns to pick him up dinner, and miles.

whorehay

03-29-2005, 07:08 PM

lets just start with giving crazy jen the job as producer and work from there.

WW wonderboy D?

TastelessGinny

03-29-2005, 09:15 PM

hmmph. Just...hmph.

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9mileskid

03-29-2005, 09:30 PM

hands down KENNY ALLAN 
up yours
 
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Brooklyn Stroonze

03-29-2005, 09:39 PM

Dumpy LoPresto

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zappa

03-29-2005, 11:33 PM

Dukes, Staples, and Wonderboy all mixing it up as co-producers with crazy Jen and maybe Monster on the sidelines.  Now that's a staff with electricity, unlike the droning sleepwalkers populating the show (inhouse) recently.  

JohnnyCash

03-29-2005, 11:41 PM

Dubs, Hawk, Joe Poo and Al.

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yarpwizard

03-30-2005, 12:41 AM

Al Dukes and Gay Randy

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fezident

03-30-2005, 04:38 AM

Dukes was so bad he was good.  He was like a permanent "bad guest".  He's the only one that I can say that I actually MISS. 
Everybody else brings their own chemistry to the show so, in my opinion, it's all good. 
The only thing I don't like are the drinking shows when there are a ton of friends in the studio.  I just don't need to hear a bunch of giggling girls in the backround.  It adds nothing.  
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curtoid

03-30-2005, 04:53 AM

Rory, Hawk, Dubs & Tuttle

INFOSTUD

03-30-2005, 05:08 AM

Easy one: Sweet Melissa, Al Dukes and Billy Staples.

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Tenbatsuzen

03-30-2005, 06:01 AM

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND>Easy one: Sweet Melissa, Al Dukes and Billy Staples. </FIELDSET>
 
The only problem with that is that Sweet Melissa was never a staff member of the show, intern or otherwise.  She was an R&F girl.

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TheMojoPin

03-30-2005, 06:53 AM

I know it's a "dream staff," but part of my thinking when choosing mine would be one that didn't totally drive R&F insane work-wise, hence Rory as my choice as the actually producer over Al or Wonderboy...though I totally forgot about Dumpy...I'd switch him in and drop Hawk with my lineup.

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jafter

03-30-2005, 07:20 AM

Producer -- Rory Hamptons
Phone screener - Billy Staples
Board op - JDubs
Interns- Mikey D, Ogre
Regulars - Black Earl, Tasteless Ginny 

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curtoid

03-30-2005, 08:15 AM

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND>
Producer -- Rory Hamptons 
Phone screener - Billy Staples 
Board op - JDubs 
Interns- Mikey D, Ogre 
Regulars - Black Earl, Tasteless Ginny </FIELDSET>
Perfect and well thought out, although there are a lot more regulars that would be good on a rotating basis.

Death Metal Moe

03-30-2005, 08:22 AM

Rory as producer.  I never liked Al Dukes there so put him as call in.
Interns would have to be Wonderboy and Hairy Elvis or Harry Elvis, whatever he was.  He was kewl.
Billy Staples MUST BE PART OF THE DREAM TEAM.  I liked him on phones with the occasional on air deal.
Black Earl needs to stay away, having the occasional call in spot to be angry about nothing.

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East Side Dave

03-30-2005, 08:42 AM

Iris, Andre the Giant, George Washington Carver, and Jan Brady.
 
 
 
 
 
 
....and- Kenny Allen.

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Tenbatsuzen

03-30-2005, 11:03 AM

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND>
Board op - JDubs </FIELDSET>
What, in DC R&F don't run their own board?  

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mikeyboy

03-30-2005, 11:22 AM

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND> 
<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND>QUOTE </LEGEND> 
Board op - JDubs </FIELDSET> 
What, in DC R&F don't run their own board?  
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Didn't Hawk run the board in NY?edit: incidentally, Fez ran the board in DC for a while, but at some point Dubs took it over. 
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fezident

03-30-2005, 12:03 PM

There's gotta be room for Blind Preset Radio Albert on the staff!  I want that guy on every day!

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Assuck

04-01-2005, 11:53 AM

Joe Poo and Superstar. 

SatCam

04-01-2005, 12:02 PM

Personality/Producer/Phone Screener/Intern/Board Op/R&F Girl/Friend of Show: Ron Bennington
 
 
 
oh wait... isnt he already all of those?

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mikeyboy

04-01-2005, 12:08 PM

<FIELDSET>
Personality/Producer/Phone Screener/Intern/Board Op/R&F Girl/Friend of Show: Ron Bennington 
  
  
  
oh wait... isnt he already all of those?</FIELDSET>
Yep. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/1/forum/46/Topic/21398/RequestTimeout/500)

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04-01-2005, 12:24 PM

I just read through that thread and laughed my ass off for a second time.  Does anyone have a copy of when he called in?

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mikeyboy

04-01-2005, 12:26 PM

<FIELDSET>I just read through that thread and laughed my ass off for a second time.  Does anyone have a copy of when he called in?</FIELDSET>
Well, since you asked... (http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2375)

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Tenbatsuzen

04-01-2005, 12:29 PM

didn't Hawk run the board in NY?

From what I observed, Hawk ran the board for commercials and spots, but Fez had control of it during the actual course of the show, bringing up callers, etc.
 

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Usernametaken

04-02-2005, 01:45 PM

producer j dubbs

co producer al dukes, hawk

phone screeners billy staples, bencio

etc...keisha, black earl,, oger

and nooooooooooo giant brian

YoungJersey

04-02-2005, 01:56 PM

Al Dukes, Hawk, Wonderboy, and Rory. 
Harry Elvis, tenacious C and Billy staples off the bench. "Your Referee is a Dirty Old Man who made a pass at me backstage!"

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JerseyJokes

04-03-2005, 04:53 AM

This is easy...

Dukes as Super Poducer
Dubbs 3rd Mike
Billy Staples answering phones

special guest Dead air Dumpy Lepresto...
come on guys where's the love for Dumpy? has it been that long?

and finally favorite caller....Sweet Melissa...man oh man how i miss her...

My question I'm posing to the rest of you is..."who's the best parody man?"

Staples
Perrynoid
or Tender???

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TheMojoPin

04-03-2005, 09:09 AM

Perry comes across as a dick, but his songs for the show are hilarious...I gotta give it to him.

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