The Theories of Matty Fridays [Archive]

Tenbatsuzen

03-15-2005, 06:31 PM

I think a lot. I think a lot about stupid things. I think it's partially because I have attention defecit issues, so my mind is always running at a hundred miles a minute.

My first theory....

If you are a porno actress, the business will age you in dog years.

I have never seen so many hot girls get ugly fast in the porn business.

Jenna Jameson, who's been on the scene for close to 10 years, looks NOTHING like she did when she first got in the business.

Well... my other favorite porn girl, Chasey Lain... was incredibly hot.

This was her at the AVN last month.

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mikeyboy

03-15-2005, 06:32 PM

This was her at the AVN last month.

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My god! She shrunk down to a tiny red x.

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03-15-2005, 06:35 PM

What happened to her face? If thats what happens from taking too much cock in the mouth, I had better slow down.

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03-15-2005, 06:36 PM

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monsterone

03-15-2005, 07:22 PM

it's called drugs. i mean taking 4 cocks in the ass is one thing, but doing it sober is something else.

er... not like i know.

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Iamnotatool

03-15-2005, 07:35 PM

Me neither.

From her scenes, even those of old, seems she sucks the glass cock much better than the fleshy cock.

That bitch was a crappy lay, her looks were everything

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Tenbatsuzen

03-15-2005, 08:23 PM

It's not just Chasey though.

Have you seen what Devon looks like lately? Jeesh.

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FUNKMAN

03-15-2005, 08:36 PM

one of my all-time favorites is Chloe... the one who's eyes would roll up into her head

she's the girl-next-door, very pretty with a great shape and natural and firm 'on the small side' breasts

http://www.ainews.com/images/StockPhotos/PornStars/Chloe00.jpg

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Hosp

03-15-2005, 08:47 PM

Devon was quick.

I met her her 8th day in the buisness (She had shot 3 scenes at that point, none had come out, but Vivid knew she would be a money maker) , at the East Coast Video show in AC. She was very cute and pure, a real natural beauty.

Fast forward 15 months to the AVN Expo in Vegas. I see her again, and she has big fake tits and had her lips done where it looks like she was hit face first by a mac truck. It's just the lifestyle. You live fast, party hard, and feel the pressure of the younger girls getting into the buisness almost immediately behind you so you'll do anything to "keep up" (like horrible plastic surgery), or anything to kill whatever pain you may have (emotional or physical)

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badorties

03-16-2005, 03:35 AM

it's called drugs. i mean taking 4 cocks in the ass is one thing, but doing it sober is something else.

it's also all the awful, unnecessary plastic surgery ...

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Crippler

03-16-2005, 05:56 AM

The surgery is definitely a big part of it. Holly Body used to be one of my favorites. Yeah, she had the ridiculously big fake breasts, but she had a very sweet, naturally beautiful face. I saw a picture of her about 6-8 months ago & was crushed...she apparently has done a lot of work to her face for someone who really isn't even in film anymore. How much facial work do you need to be a feature dancer in some dark, dingy club? It was so sad.

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zathrus

03-16-2005, 06:03 AM

either it is the attention deficit or y ou just have way too much time on your hands

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Iamnotatool

03-16-2005, 09:25 AM

A porn slut shelf life is maybe 10-12 months. That's usually good for 100 movies or so.

Best thing about porn is there's always new chicks!

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TheMojoPin

03-16-2005, 10:49 AM

The "natural" ones may not get the big contracts like the surgery-girls, but they tend to last longer in the business, and they tend to do the dirtier stuff the contract chicks won't even think about trying.

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Iamnotatool

03-16-2005, 12:42 PM

Like Aurora and her ability to deep throat a table leg, and forcefully at that.

Or BellaDonna taking 8 dicks in her shitbox at once.

Or Gauge being in a Xanax induced near coma and just being dogged out by 10 large black men.

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TheMojoPin

03-16-2005, 12:48 PM

I like that Melanie Jagger chick, when she doesn't pack on the weight.

And Amee Donovan, even though she quit early.

Gotta love the girls with a little meat on 'em.

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Iamnotatool

03-16-2005, 07:37 PM

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Bulldogcakes

03-17-2005, 02:33 AM

http://www.fobpro.com/photos/avna2005/full/avna2005f1377.jpg

Chasey used to be my all time fave. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
She looks like she's had a face lift or some skin peels or something. She must have lied about her age, which is listed around 36-38.
She's also a mom now, which doesn't help.

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Contra

03-18-2005, 10:42 AM

one of my all-time favorites is Chloe...

Mine too, I love the MPEG file I have of her taking another porn star's hands up to the wrists and having an orgasm from it.

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silera

03-18-2005, 12:19 PM

She's also a mom now, which doesn't help.

Pros & Cons
Pro - Porn Star
Con - Mom

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Iamnotatool

03-18-2005, 10:27 PM

It's a fucked up world in which we live.

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Tenbatsuzen

03-18-2005, 10:42 PM

Pros & Cons
Pro - Porn Star
Con - Mom

Doesn't stop Belladonna in "My Ass Is Haunted".

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Reephdweller

03-19-2005, 03:49 AM

Doesn't stop Belladonna in "My Ass Is Haunted".

I liked her better in
Fucking Girls (http://www.evilangel.com/page.php?node=trailers&trailerID=1345)

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03-19-2005, 04:14 AM

Is it true that Belladonna did a porno with either a horse or a dog?

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Iamnotatool

03-19-2005, 08:10 AM

That Belladonna link is NSFW by the way, and no, she didnt do any movie's fucking animals, that was just free time fun stuff.

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mikeyboy

03-19-2005, 12:20 PM

What's Theory #2?

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Tenbatsuzen

03-19-2005, 01:51 PM

What's Theory #2?

We're working on it in the Fridays Labs as we speak. We're too busy making animated Gifs of the Schiavo videos.

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JustJon

03-21-2005, 10:35 AM

What's Theory #2?
That if you mention porn, people won't notice you overselling.

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Tenbatsuzen

03-23-2005, 06:46 AM

Theory #2 -

Your preference in food will change depending on your significant other.

Before I was dating Liz, I almost never ate really spicy food, nor did I ever eat spinach, broccoli, guacamole, etc.

Having a girlfriend will open up your eyes to new culinary experiences, even if some of her experiments in cooking don't exactly succeed.

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kevcala

03-23-2005, 07:23 AM

Having a girlfriend will open up your eyes to new culinary experiences

I rarely eat pussy when I don't have a girlfriend

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TheMojoPin

03-23-2005, 07:24 AM

Theory #2 -

Your preference in food will change depending on your significant other.

AKA:

Matty is...

http://www.cuttingedge.be/reviews/movies/images/indy_temple_whip.jpg

AKA:

"My girlfriend's a vegetarian, so I guess that pretty much makes me a vegetarian, too..."

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Tall_James

03-23-2005, 07:33 AM

My wife does the cooking in our home so Theory 2 is pretty much on the mark for me.

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wilee

03-23-2005, 08:24 AM

"It has raisins in it! You like raisins!"

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FUNKMAN

03-23-2005, 08:25 AM

Mine too, I love the MPEG file I have of her taking another porn star's hands up to the wrists and having an orgasm from it.

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kevcala

03-23-2005, 09:40 AM

"It has raisins in it! You like raisins!"http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/mother01.jpg

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Iamnotatool

03-23-2005, 09:46 AM

Don't let that pussy whip you, you got to WHIP THAT PUSSY!! Bang bang bang bang.

and done forget to cooooordinate.

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Crippler

03-23-2005, 11:26 AM

and done forget to cooooordinate.

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1864/john.JPG
(couldn't find the mushroom-lined suit, but close enough)

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Tenbatsuzen

03-23-2005, 11:34 AM

"It has raisins in it! You like raisins!"

worst sheppard's pie ever... someone please tell her that 400 degrees for an extra 20 minutes is not the same as broiling

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King Imp

03-23-2005, 11:34 AM

The surgery is definitely a big part of it. Holly Body used to be one of my favorites. Yeah, she had the ridiculously big fake breasts, but she had a very sweet, naturally beautiful face. I saw a picture of her about 6-8 months ago & was crushed...she apparently has done a lot of work to her face for someone who really isn't even in film anymore. How much facial work do you need to be a feature dancer in some dark, dingy club? It was so sad.

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/89430122.jpg

She was always one of my favorites, but I have to say she was the absolute worst at sucking cock. Have you ever seen her try and do it? It looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

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wilee

03-23-2005, 12:19 PM

worst sheppard's pie ever
There's raisins in shepherd's pie? :quest:

Then again, maybe that was the problem?

Regarding the food thing, I guess it depends on the people involved. My ex didn't turn me into a vegetarian. Though I was willing to try some of the stuff she made or served, I still would have my burger or T-bone when I wanted.

And this thread is disappointing! I thought you were going to explain the significance of Area 51 or the symbolism on the dollar bill. You know, real tin-foil-hat kind of stuff! :)

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Tenbatsuzen

05-07-2006, 07:35 PM

New Theory:I can understand why Tony Danza has so many roles as "Tony", but can anyone explain to me why Dennis Quaid has so many roles as "Frank"?Quaid has been in 6 movies as a character named "Frank", and he's been in 5 movies where he portrays a real person.  (Doc Holliday, Gordon Cooper, Jim Morris, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam Houston)

cougarjake13

05-08-2006, 01:30 PM

he's also been a character named jack in four movies as for why he plays so many frank characters maybe he just likes the name

ADF

05-08-2006, 04:06 PM

I don't think you have to be so frank about it.

mikeyboy

05-08-2006, 06:29 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory:I can understand why Tony Danza has so many roles as "Tony", but can anyone explain to me why Dennis Quaid has so many roles as "Frank"?Quaid has been in 6 movies as a character named "Frank", and he's been in 5 movies where he portrays a real person.  (Doc Holliday, Gordon Cooper, Jim Morris, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam Houston) 1.  It's not so much a theory as it is a question.2. "Frank" is Hollywood short hand for "heroic (albeit flawed) everyman", and those are the roles Quaid used to get.  Don't look at it as so much a cosmic coincidence or some bizare fetish of Quaid's -- look at it as a result of the bankrupt imagination of the Hollywood machine.3. Interesting observation, but not nearly as interesting as:What's going on in Mel Gibson's head that he's chosen to take on at least 4 roles in which his chick gets killed, often violently at the hands of the movie's villain? (Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Braveheart)Incidentally, Rene Russo has appeared as Gibson's wife/girlfriend in 3 movies, yet has survived each one.  Rene Russo apparently has some kind of Mel-Gibson-death-wish kryptonite....nor is it as interesting as:Why does Jared Leto only seem to select movie roles in which he gets killed or brutally injured? (Panic Room, Requiem for a Dream, American Psycho, Fight Club, Urban Legend, Prefontaine)...and for shits and giggles:What is Cameron Crowe/Amy Heckerling's fixation with jackets in "Fast Times at Ridgmont High"?When Rat goes to ask Stacy out at Perry's Pizza, Damone tells him "Ace the jacket, Rat."When Rat actually approaches Stacy to ask her out, his opening line is:"What do you do with the jackets people leave here?"When Stacy is about to get nailed in the dugout by the oily stereo salesman, she says:"That's a really nice jacket."When Spicolli has a dream sequence about winning a surfing competition, he asks the guy interviewing him:"Where's you get the jacket?"Ponderous

Tall_James

05-08-2006, 06:31 PM

And what's the deal with airplane peanuts? 

Death Metal Moe

05-08-2006, 06:33 PM

Grapenuts.You open the box, no grapes, no nuts.WHAT'S THE DEAL?!?!

Marc with a c

05-08-2006, 06:36 PM

ovaltine? i mean c'mon people

mikeyboy

05-08-2006, 06:41 PM

People only mock the questions they are afraid to answer.Face it.  This is the tip of the iceberg.  I'm bringing up monumental, string-theoryesque questions that might just get me the Nobel Peace Prize or a Cable Ace Award.

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05-08-2006, 06:43 PM

mikeyboy wrote: People only mock the questions they are afraid to answer.Face it.  This is the tip of the iceberg.  I'm bringing up monumental, string-theoryesque questions that might just get me the Nobel Peace Prize or a Cable Ace Award.You won't even get a <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/DMMerit.jpg" border="0" />

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05-08-2006, 06:43 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Face it.  This is the tip of the iceberg.  I'm bringing up monumental, string-theoryesque questions that might just get me the Nobel Peace Prize or a Cable Ace Award.<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/50093/FORUM/46/page/Jerry_on_the_radio_11pm_mon.htm" target="_self">Or a guest spot on JerryLehane's radio show.</a>

Tenbatsuzen

05-08-2006, 07:09 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory:I can understand why Tony Danza has so many roles as "Tony", but can anyone explain to me why Dennis Quaid has so many roles as "Frank"?Quaid has been in 6 movies as a character named "Frank", and he's been in 5 movies where he portrays a real person. (Doc Holliday, Gordon Cooper, Jim Morris, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam Houston) 1. It's not so much a theory as it is a question.2. "Frank" is Hollywood short hand for "heroic (albeit flawed) everyman", and those are the roles Quaid used to get. Don't look at it as so much a cosmic coincidence or some bizare fetish of Quaid's -- look at it as a result of the bankrupt imagination of the Hollywood machine.Incorrect.  This trend of Quaid's "Frank" roles have been very recent - starting in 2000 with "Frequency".(which, incidentally, along with Big Fish, ranks among my top 15 movies.  Yeah, I got Daddy issues.) His first speaking role was "Frank", and there was one more in 1997, but the other four "Frank" roles have been since 2000. 3. Interesting observation, but not nearly as interesting as:What's going on in Mel Gibson's head that he's chosen to take on at least 4 roles in which his chick gets killed, often violently at the hands of the movie's villain? (Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Braveheart)Incidentally, Rene Russo has appeared as Gibson's wife/girlfriend in 3 movies, yet has survived each one. Rene Russo apparently has some kind of Mel-Gibson-death-wish kryptonite.    Well, considering two of the movies were Lethal Weapon 3 and 4, and the fact that Russo was portrayed as the female Lethal Weapon, that much is obvious that she'd survive.  As for Ransom, well, she was all about GIVE ME BACK MY SON! The death of the significant others in Mad Max, Weapon, and Braveheart is the whole character basis for Max and Riggs and Wallace.  Riggs was suicidal and had a death wish in Weapon 1 because of his wife's accident.  Patsy Kensit being murdered in LW2 was just a plot device.  Wallace was powered by revenge in Braveheart.  He did it all for a chick.

mikeyboy

05-08-2006, 07:15 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  mikeyboy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory:I can understand why Tony Danza has so many roles as "Tony", but can anyone explain to me why Dennis Quaid has so many roles as "Frank"?Quaid has been in 6 movies as a character named "Frank", and he's been in 5 movies where he portrays a real person. (Doc Holliday, Gordon Cooper, Jim Morris, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam Houston) 1. It's not so much a theory as it is a question.2. "Frank" is Hollywood short hand for "heroic (albeit flawed) everyman", and those are the roles Quaid used to get. Don't look at it as so much a cosmic coincidence or some bizare fetish of Quaid's -- look at it as a result of the bankrupt imagination of the Hollywood machine.  Incorrect.  This trend of Quaid's "Frank" roles have been very recent - starting in 2000 with "Frequency".(which, incidentally, along with Big Fish, ranks among my top 15 movies.  Yeah, I got Daddy issues.) His first speaking role was "Frank", and there was one more in 1997, but the other four "Frank" roles have been since 2000.    3. Interesting observation, but not nearly as interesting as:What's going on in Mel Gibson's head that he's chosen to take on at least 4 roles in which his chick gets killed, often violently at the hands of the movie's villain? (Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Braveheart)Incidentally, Rene Russo has appeared as Gibson's wife/girlfriend in 3 movies, yet has survived each one. Rene Russo apparently has some kind of Mel-Gibson-death-wish kryptonite.    Well, considering two of the movies were Lethal Weapon 3 and 4, and the fact that Russo was portrayed as the female Lethal Weapon, that much is obvious that she'd survive.  As for Ransom, well, she was all about GIVE ME BACK MY SON! The death of the significant others in Mad Max, Weapon, and Braveheart is the whole character basis for Max and Riggs and Wallace.  Riggs was suicidal and had a death wish in Weapon 1 because of his wife's accident.  Patsy Kensit being murdered in LW2 was just a plot device.  Wallace was powered by revenge in Braveheart.  He did it all for a chick.  Well, I didn't say it was all valid.  I just said it was more interesting than your Frank question....and...if you're feeling so bold, please address my Jared Leto query (or hell, the jacket thing, since it's been bugging me since college)   ...and I still maintain that Rene Russo is some kind of vampire.

Tenbatsuzen

05-08-2006, 07:31 PM

Never saw Fast Times all the way through.

mikeyboy

05-08-2006, 07:44 PM

Communist!

JustJon

05-09-2006, 09:37 AM

Banned.   It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films)

Stankfoot

05-09-2006, 03:24 PM

mikeyboy wrote: People only mock the questions they are afraid to answer.Face it. This is the tip of the iceberg. I'm bringing up monumental, string-theoryesque questions that might just get me the Nobel Peace Prize or a Cable Ace Award.  why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?ponderous ............   .

Tenbatsuzen

05-09-2006, 04:02 PM

JustJon wrote: Banned. It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films)    Chief, my fiance hasn't seen the entire Star Wars trilogy....I still kept her.

Bulldogcakes

05-09-2006, 04:33 PM

I dont believe in the "Big Bang" theory. I dont we're an accident. I think were all fucked by design. I call it the "Gangbang Theory". Sooner or later, everybody gets fucked in the ass.     

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-9-06 @ 8:35 PM

cougarjake13

05-09-2006, 05:13 PM

mikeyboy wrote: and...if you're feeling so bold, please address my Jared Leto query  my guess is he was/is trying to undo the pretty boy jordan catalano character from my so called life

This message was edited by cougarjake13 on 5-9-06 @ 9:15 PM

sr71blackbird

05-09-2006, 05:15 PM

How come people put suits in garment bags and garments in suit cases?

Hottub

05-09-2006, 05:30 PM

JustJon wrote: Banned.   It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films) <ul><li><div>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</div></li><li><div>Slapshot</div></li><li><div>Jaws</div></li><li><div>Sixteen Candles</div></li><li><div>Repo Man</div></li><li><div>Ten Commandments</div></li><li><div>Goodfellas</div></li><li><div>Godfather 1, 2 and 3  ( yes, I said 3. Bite Me!!)</div></li><li><div>Pink Flamingos</div></li><li><div>My Blue Heaven</div></li></ul>

mikeyboy

05-09-2006, 05:43 PM

JustJon wrote: Banned.   It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films) I'm afraid to tell you how awful of a person you are for not having seen "Fast Times", but I'm afraid that you'll harangue me on IM for an hour trying to convince me that I'm wrong.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

JustJon

05-10-2006, 08:35 AM

Hottub wrote: JustJon wrote: Banned. It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films) <ul><li>*>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</li><li>*>Slapshot</li><li>*>Jaws</li><li>*>Sixteen Candles</li><li>*>Repo Man</li><li>*>Ten Commandments</li><li>*>Goodfellas</li><li>*>Godfather 1, 2 and 3 ( yes, I said 3. Bite Me!!)</li><li>*>Pink Flamingos</li><li>*>My Blue Heaven</li></ul>  Sorry, the actual list is kept on a worn piece of paper taped to the bottom of a file cabinet in a closet in the basement, where the light bulb has burned out.

blakjeezis

05-10-2006, 02:23 PM

I've seen only 4 of those movies.

Hottub

05-10-2006, 02:41 PM

blakjeezis wrote: I've seen only 4 of those movies. Better get yer arse to Blockbuster, son!

FezPaul

05-10-2006, 02:45 PM

JustJon wrote:  Hottub wrote: JustJon wrote: Banned.  It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films) <ul><li>*>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</li><li>*>Slapshot</li><li>*>Jaws</li><li>*>Sixteen Candles</li><li>*>Repo Man</li><li>*>Ten Commandments</li><li>*>Goodfellas</li><li>*>Godfather 1, 2 and 3 ( yes, I said 3. Bite Me!!)</li><li>*>Pink Flamingos</li><li>*>My Blue Heaven</li></ul>  Sorry, the actual list is kept on a worn piece of paper taped to the bottom of a file cabinet in a closet in the basement, where the light bulb has burned out. It's right next to the R&F replay schedule.

Hottub

05-10-2006, 02:47 PM

It's right next to the R&F replay schedule. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> Clappy hands, just for you, sir!

Death Metal Moe

05-10-2006, 02:48 PM

FezPaul wrote: It's right next to the R&F replay schedule.And the replay schedule is kept with 1000 other copies of it, rolled on a cardboard tube next to your toilet.

JustJon

05-11-2006, 09:35 AM

FezPaul wrote: JustJon wrote: Hottub wrote: JustJon wrote: Banned. It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films) <ul><li>*>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</li><li>*>Slapshot</li><li>*>Jaws</li><li>*>Sixteen Candles</li><li>*>Repo Man</li><li>*>Ten Commandments</li><li>*>Goodfellas</li><li>*>Godfather 1, 2 and 3 ( yes, I said 3. Bite Me!!)</li><li>*>Pink Flamingos</li><li>*>My Blue Heaven</li></ul> Sorry, the actual list is kept on a worn piece of paper taped to the bottom of a file cabinet in a closet in the basement, where the light bulb has burned out. It's right next to the R&F replay schedule.   And the demolition plans for your home.  The bypass construction begins this morning.

Tenbatsuzen

05-16-2006, 12:27 PM

Hottub wrote: JustJon wrote: Banned. It's in the terms of service that you have to have seen Fast Times (along with a few other select films) <ul><li>*>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</li><li>*>Slapshot</li><li>*>Jaws</li><li>*>Sixteen Candles</li><li>*>Repo Man</li><li>*>Ten Commandments</li><li>*>Goodfellas</li><li>*>Godfather 1, 2 and 3 ( yes, I said 3. Bite Me!!)</li><li>*>Pink Flamingos</li><li>*>My Blue Heaven</li></ul>   The very fact that Raiders of the Lost Ark is not on this list fucking SICKENS me.

Bulldogcakes

05-16-2006, 04:18 PM

My Blue Heaven Are you serious? That was a lousy Sinatra song (which he sang like he was double parked) and a worse movie.  How about:Raging BullResovior DogsBronx TaleUnforgivenBridges of Madison County The English Patient The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood  Now thats a list.

Stankfoot

05-16-2006, 05:13 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote:  My Blue Heaven  Are you serious? That was a lousy Sinatra song (which he sang like he was double parked) and a worse movie. How about:Raging BullResovior DogsBronx TaleUnforgivenBridges of Madison County The English Patient The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood Now thats a list.      the list started out good and then veered into the "gay zone" ...

Hottub

05-16-2006, 05:35 PM

Stankfoot wrote:  Bulldogcakes wrote:   My Blue Heaven  Are you serious? That was a lousy Sinatra song (which he sang like he was double parked) and a worse movie. How about:Raging BullResovior DogsBronx TaleUnforgivenBridges of Madison County The English Patient The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood  Now thats a list.         the list started out good and then veered into the "gay zone" ... That's because "He's a Faaag!"Good on the first 3. The rest is for chicks!

Tenbatsuzen

05-16-2006, 05:40 PM

Field of DreamsBull DurhamRocky 1,2,3,4.

badorties

05-16-2006, 07:10 PM

'my blue heaven' -- silly, enjoyable moviewhen did 'unforgiven' become either gay or a chick flick ...? it's a perfect end to a long, honarable genre ...

Tenbatsuzen

10-17-2006, 08:53 AM

New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."My best friend told me that cocktail franks weren't available at his catering place.  I immediately labeled him a pinko communist.Needless to say, there will be plenty of these delicious treats at the Fridays nuptials.

JustJon

10-17-2006, 09:08 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."  Bah, I've been saying that for years.

Tenbatsuzen

10-17-2006, 09:24 AM

JustJon wrote:  Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."  Bah, I've been saying that for years.  Yes, but the Church of Fridays doesn't official recognize Missy and Jeff's marriage.

Tall_James

10-17-2006, 09:25 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."My best friend told me that cocktail franks weren't available at his catering place.  I immediately labeled him a pinko communist.Needless to say, there will be plenty of these delicious treats at the Fridays nuptials.I told the caterer at my wedding that this was an deal breaker.  No pigs in blanket = you don't paid.

jeffdwright2001

10-17-2006, 09:28 AM

Tenbatsuzen

10-17-2006, 09:35 AM

Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."My best friend told me that cocktail franks weren't available at his catering place.  I immediately labeled him a pinko communist.Needless to say, there will be plenty of these delicious treats at the Fridays nuptials.I told the caterer at my wedding that this was an deal breaker.  No pigs in blanket = you don't paid.Same here.  It wasn't originally offered on the menu, and I was like, "Go to Sam's Club.  Get 5 boxes.  You have ovens here."

Tall_James

10-17-2006, 09:37 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."My best friend told me that cocktail franks weren't available at his catering place.  I immediately labeled him a pinko communist.Needless to say, there will be plenty of these delicious treats at the Fridays nuptials.I told the caterer at my wedding that this was an deal breaker.  No pigs in blanket = you don't paid.Same here.  It wasn't originally offered on the menu, and I was like, "Go to Sam's Club.  Get 5 boxes.  You have ovens here." My other deal breaker was when I told the DJ if he played "New York, New York" he wouldn't get paid and would get his ass kicked.I hate that song.

Tenbatsuzen

10-17-2006, 09:45 AM

Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."My best friend told me that cocktail franks weren't available at his catering place.  I immediately labeled him a pinko communist.Needless to say, there will be plenty of these delicious treats at the Fridays nuptials.I told the caterer at my wedding that this was an deal breaker.  No pigs in blanket = you don't paid.Same here.  It wasn't originally offered on the menu, and I was like, "Go to Sam's Club.  Get 5 boxes.  You have ovens here." My other deal breaker was when I told the DJ if he played "New York, New York" he wouldn't get paid and would get his ass kicked.I hate that song.You know what?  I also told the DJ that if played anything by Boston, he'd go into the oven too!

badorties

10-17-2006, 10:46 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New theory: "It ain't a proper wedding without pigs in a blanket."My best friend told me that cocktail franks weren't available at his catering place.  I immediately labeled him a pinko communist.Needless to say, there will be plenty of these delicious treats at the Fridays nuptials.I told the caterer at my wedding that this was an deal breaker.  No pigs in blanket = you don't paid.Same here.  It wasn't originally offered on the menu, and I was like, "Go to Sam's Club.  Get 5 boxes.  You have ovens here." My other deal breaker was when I told the DJ if he played "New York, New York" he wouldn't get paid and would get his ass kicked.I hate that song.You know what?  I also told the DJ that if played anything by Boston, he'd go into the oven too! i'm getting married next month, and i was shocked that my caterer that they offered 'pigs in a blanket' -- they were done up real fancy with exotic seasonings and sauces, still just dogs & dough ... they also have cool little BLTs that looked appetizingnext week we have a sitdown with the DJ in a public space to go over the playlist and such ... we have very specific demands: no gimmicks; no schtick; for the ceremony/cocktail hour we have every song planned and the reception will be ass-music free

This message was edited by badorties on 10-17-06 @ 2:47 PM

Tenbatsuzen

10-17-2006, 10:58 AM

Dinner music will be John Coltrane Plays for Lovers... why more people don't use this, I have no idea.

MadMatt

10-17-2006, 11:02 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Dinner music will be John Coltrane Plays for Lovers... why more people don't use this, I have no idea.Probably because you don't want people openly having sex on the dinner tables.An open bar and Coltrane music can be a potent combination...

Tenbatsuzen

10-17-2006, 11:10 AM

MadMatt wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Dinner music will be John Coltrane Plays for Lovers... why more people don't use this, I have no idea.Probably because you don't want people openly having sex on the dinner tables.An open bar and Coltrane music can be a potent combination... I don't know who just cringed more, me or Sheep.

Tenbatsuzen

03-04-2007, 11:16 AM

New Theory: People who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers.

Tall_James

03-04-2007, 11:26 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory: <strike>People</strike> Men who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers. Fixed it for you.

Don Stugots

03-04-2007, 12:11 PM

Tall_James wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory: <strike>People</strike> Men who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers. Fixed it for you. true

Heather 8

03-04-2007, 02:48 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory: People who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers. Then I must have been an absolute flamer for a few months there last year.

Tenbatsuzen

03-04-2007, 03:33 PM

Peachy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory: People who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers. Then I must have been an absolute flamer for a few months there last year.  Is your a sig pic a representation?  Cause I think it's kinda gay.

Heather 8

03-04-2007, 03:38 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Peachy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory: People who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers. Then I must have been an absolute flamer for a few months there last year.  Is your a sig pic a representation?  Cause I think it's kinda gay. Yet disappointingly not evil or skanky.

Tenbatsuzen

03-04-2007, 03:48 PM

Peachy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Peachy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: New Theory: People who get stressed out by wedding planning are queers. Then I must have been an absolute flamer for a few months there last year.  Is your a sig pic a representation? Cause I think it's kinda gay. Yet disappointingly not evil or skanky. I'm so glad you're back, and I'm so glad you get jokesI'm gonna go look at some lineoleum.

Tenbatsuzen

05-29-2007, 07:32 PM

New theory:

Never, ever, EVER under any circumstances buy food from a dollar store. This includes candy and cookies, even if it's name brand.

The only acceptable item to eat from a dollar store is soda, and even then, and only then, if it's from the Coke or Pepsi family and the expiration date is more than six months away.

JPMNICK

05-29-2007, 07:33 PM

Don Stugots

05-29-2007, 07:35 PM

How do you eat soda? do you almost freeze it to make it a slushy?

Tenbatsuzen

05-29-2007, 07:37 PM

how about just staying out of a dollar store.

You'd be surprised. There's a bunch of things that can help you out in a pinch with a dollar store.

And some dollar stores are really nice. I just won't eat or drink anything there.

Fat_Sunny

05-29-2007, 07:38 PM

Bringing Up This Old Thread Reminds Fat About Something He Likes Very Much About The New RonFez 2.0: You Do Not Get Those Mile-Long Quotes And Re-Quotes That Go On For Page After Page.

Don Stugots

05-29-2007, 07:41 PM

You'd be surprised. There's a bunch of things that can help you out in a pinch with a dollar store.

And some dollar stores are really nice. I just won't eat or drink anything there.

nothing good comes from a dollar store, ever. wal-mart, maybe but that is different.

Fallon

05-29-2007, 07:47 PM

nothing good comes from a dollar store, ever. wal-mart, maybe but that is different.

Where else can I buy items that are labeled in English and Chinese?

Don Stugots

05-29-2007, 08:35 PM

Where else can I buy items that are labeled in English and Chinese?

any store on 18th ave in bensonhurst.

Kevin

05-29-2007, 08:52 PM

any store on 18th ave in bensonhurst.

Don't mind him Stu.. He is not from a real city.. he is from Boston

Don Stugots

05-29-2007, 08:54 PM

Don't mind him Stu.. He is not from a real city.. he is from Boston

i know, poor bastard.

Kevin

05-29-2007, 08:58 PM

i know, poor bastard.

I know, Poor guy comes here almost every weekend just to know how it feels to be in a real city...

Tully Blanchard

05-29-2007, 09:01 PM

I know, Poor guy comes here almost every weekend just to know how it feels to be in a real city...

I dont like this.

Don Stugots

05-29-2007, 09:03 PM

I know, Poor guy comes here almost every weekend just to know how it feels to be in a real city...

its like he is living in a bubble up there. a real bubble boy.

Kevin

05-29-2007, 09:03 PM

I dont like this.

Bobby is a friend of mine.. He gets it.. No need to worry my good friend..

Don Stugots

05-29-2007, 09:04 PM

I dont like this.

Sorry, Tully, Kevin and I like to fool around like this.

Tully Blanchard

05-29-2007, 09:06 PM

As always Mr. Gots conducts himself like an gentlemen. A man from a different time in fact. Hats off to you, sir.

Kevin

05-29-2007, 09:08 PM

its like he is living in a bubble up there. a real bubble boy.

He honestly thinks that the Redsox are a real team and have a 14.5 game lead.. But MLB just lets them play because they feel sorry for them.. But we all know their record does not really count... You have to have a park built after 1920 and have a lf thats further than 200 feet for it to count.. How can you play real baseball in a park that has a 200 feet lf Field? I mean look at their Left fielder.. He eats paste!!! and their 1b looks like he has dead young girls in his basement. That should be a clue!!!