Fav. Family Guy scene

[NickyL0885]

Which is your favorite scene from Family Guy?


For me its the when Peter gets setenced to jail for welfare fraud and after everyone says "o no!", the Kool-Aid guy busts though the wall and says "O Yea!".lol i could not stop laughing.

[StupidGirlllll]

I hope I can post without MikeyBoy saying something this time. My scene is when they watch the news & the black guy is doing the weather & the anchors ask so what is going on with the weather & he replies It Gonna Rain. Is that Ok Mikey or do you have something to say.

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[HBox]

Mine is the one that Adult Swim is now using as a promo. It's the episode where Peter gets in touch with his feminine side and starts thinking he's a woman. He sees Stewie sleeping, unbuttons his shirt, picks him up and puts Stewie to his breast. The look on Stewie's face when he realized what he was sucking had me laughing through the rest of that episode. No dialogue was needed.

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[PhishHead]

not a favorite scene but one that will always stick out...when Peter is pretending to be Lando at Meg's school, and sneaks out to go to the dance, and he falls off the roof and spider man saves him with a web and peter says "thanks spiderman", and Spider man goes "everyone gets one".

Yea that is a memorable one

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I love Peter and Lois at the Kiss Concert in full makeup (Peter as Gene and Lois and Peter Kris) and Lois doesn't know the line after "I wanna Rock and Roll all night..."

"...And have a really good time?"

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[NickyL0885]

Hm....i have every family guy ep on dvd and i dun remember the spiderman part. hmmmm...i must go back and watch

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[PhishHead]

its on the episode when everyone licks the frogs, and if you have missed that part you just do not watch close enough :)

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[NickyL0885]

I know the episode ur talkign about but i dun remember Spiderman. which is odd b/c i remember every episode better then i do my friends birthdays

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[StupidGirlllll]

another scene is when Brian is depressed cause the girl he just went out with just did not "get him" & he comes in & Lois is giving a piano lesson & they sing" Lois o hello Brian how did your date go & you know the rest if you are a fan.

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[NickyL0885]

lol. i remember that.

Brien: "James Garner? whats he pushing?"

Lois: "I dunno some crappy movie on tnt"

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea thats it...ding ding...How bout the episode when they all had super powers..some great scenes in that 1..

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[NickyL0885]

yea. peter makes the town make a statue from a show he once saw.

Peter: "no no no. that not how her bosom looks. notice the birthmarks on the left breast"

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[IamFogHat]

One of my favorite's is when they semi-break down the third wall at the end of Petoria and the student asks the teacher, "So, what, can they like understand the baby, or what's up with that?"
So funny.

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[HBox]

I like the scene in the episode where Stewie is trying to stop Peter and Lois from having another kid. Stewie knocks out Peter and then goes into their room to see Lois in a mechanical Peter robot.

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[NickyL0885]

Another great scene is when Peter is drunk at the comedy club and he keeps sceaming at the mic.

Peter: "He couldn't make me laugh if i was laughing my ass off and he was making me do it"

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[Tazz]

After Stewie finds out that Brian was the one peeing on the rug, and he goes around the house pissing on everything to get him in trouble.

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[KC2OSO]

Too many to mention but the whole episode where the family gets put in the witness protection program out in the country and Chris and his (girl)friend poke the dead guy with the stick. Also: "You smell like the inside of my mommas purse".
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[ChildofFez]

I have to 2 faves one funny one sentimental....

1. when they are watching wheel of fortune and on the screen it says " Go _uck Yourself" and the answer is "Go Tuck yourself in" and the peter says man and I can't believe i missed "my hairy aunt"

2.when brian has to do community service for the old opera singer and after she gets hit by the car he has the virtual reality goggles and it shows thier entire life togther and mixed with peter releasing the 3 birds in his beard i thought it was very nice.

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[fezident]

There was one scene in Family Guy that I thought was actually quite disturbing.

Stewie put on eye make-up and lipstick and then walked passed a mirror. Then he leaned back, looked in the mirror, and quietly admired himself for brief moment.

It was both funny and sad. Classic!

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[TheRealEddie]

My favorite by fair is the fight scene between Peter and the Giant Chicken. Thats when Peter is at a chicken fast food place and there is a giant chicken at front which I believe had a coupon for the place. What follows is what seems like a four minute fight scene with about every fight scene cliche. Just awesome...

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[NickyL0885]

I also love when Brien and lois's parents dog go get hotel after running away. When they walk into teh bathroom, there are two giant roaches.

Roach 1: "hey your on our turf man"
Roach 2: "I'ma cut you up so bad you gonna wish i didn't cut you up so bad"

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[Quinn]

My favorite is in the episode when the Griffins have to relocate tot he south.

The actual scene that cracks me up is the string of phone messages left for Chris as "the papaerboy" by the kid-touchin' old man:

"Guess whooo... sorry to leave u so many messages... just lonely here thinking 'bout the mussley arm paper boy...wishing he'd come by and bring me some good news... oh you're starting to piss me off you little piggly son of a bitch... call me!"


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[Crippler]

There's definitely too many to name just one as the best, but somewhere near the top of the list is the scene from To Live & Die in Dixie. Peter finishes painting the station wagon like the General Lee & jumps in the driver's window. Then he urges Brian to try the passenger side, but the window is closed & Brian smacks into it.

The position Brian is in when he's out cold next to the car is one of the funniest cartoon images I've ever seen & I don't even know why. My brother & I laughed like 3rd graders at a fart joke for about an hour at that scene the first time we saw it...which, thanks to smooth digital rewind, became the first 75 times we saw it.

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My favorite exchange:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
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Close second:

Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[pause]
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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Mine is the one that Adult Swim is now using as a promo. It's the episode where Peter gets in touch with his feminine side and starts thinking he's a woman. He sees Stewie sleeping, unbuttons his shirt, picks him up and puts Stewie to his breast. The look on Stewie's face when he realized what he was sucking had me laughing through the rest of that episode. No dialogue was needed.

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[murfee]

the episode called da bomb and lois says a chicken in every pot and peter yells a cap in every ass

joe poo ruulz and bring ron
and fez back to nyc damm it

[Patches]

Peter running home and banging his knee.

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[DeltaPin]

Many, many favorites but I've always enjoyed when Peter and Chris visit the Irish Heritige Museum.

[furie]

I have two. The one with the giant squid at the breakfast table and the one when lois had to make the toughest choice of her life. She was on a roof top with two peters. she has a gun draw and had to shoot one. she shoots the one on the right, the one on the left says "Thank God Lois, you made the right choice!" He hugs her and his face flips down revealing he is the andoid.
Lois: What was that?
Peter:Umm...nothing.
(A bionic man refrence i believe)


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[Death Metal Moe]

Peter was mad at someone and had enclosed himself inside a clear glass box as he sat at the table for breakfast.

As Lois and another character I can't remember chatted, Peter lets a fart go in there, and when he realizes it reeks, he starts to run around trying to get out, but no one notices him and you can't hear him outside the box.

He finally slumps over down the glass and passes out.

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I wish I could remember the crazy song the Chumba Wumbas sang the next door neighbor in the wheelchair when he couldn't get in the Pawtucket Patriot brewery because there was no handicapped access ramp.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I hope I can post without MikeyBoy saying something this time. My scene is when they watch the news & the black guy is doing the weather & the anchors ask so what is going on with the weather & he replies It Gonna Rain. Is that Ok Mikey or do you have something to say.

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[mikeyboy]

I hope I can post without MikeyBoy saying something this time. My scene is when they watch the news & the black guy is doing the weather & the anchors ask so what is going on with the weather & he replies It Gonna Rain. Is that Ok Mikey or do you have something to say.

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I wish I could remember the crazy song the Chumba Wumbas sang the next door neighbor in the wheelchair when he couldn't get in the Pawtucket Patriot brewery because there was no handicapped access ramp.

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Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
Life isn't fair
Its sad but its true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree

What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call god?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you

Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
Count yourself lucky your not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
Or into chumba wumba gobbledy glue


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[HBox]

Stewie Griffin doing Rocket Man.

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[TheMojoPin]

I wish I could remember the crazy song the Chumba Wumbas sang the next door neighbor in the wheelchair when he couldn't get in the Pawtucket Patriot brewery because there was no handicapped access ramp.

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Ask and ye shall receive:

Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
Life isn't fair
Its sad but its true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree

What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call god?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you

Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
Count yourself lucky your not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
Or into chumba wumba gobbledy glue


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Just to derail things, the Oompa-Loompa parody in "Futurama" was about a trillion times funnier.

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[grlNIN]

The episode with the Birtish bar owners who moved in.

Peter is talking about never being beat at anything except one time....and then it cuts into the race scene from Tron.

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[fezident]

Lois: "Peter, we can't let Chris watch Gumble to Gumble until his grades improve."

Peter: "But Lois...Bryant and Grant Gumble have the kind of Father and Son relationship that I wish Chris and I could have!"

Lois: "Umm, Peter...Bryant and Grant Gumble are BROTHERS."

Peter: "Lois, just 'cause they're black doesn't mean we can't learn something from 'em."

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[HBox]

A letter written by Stewie: Dear Stupid Dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie. P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever. PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

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[zim]

When Peter goes to the beautiful people's club and they wont' let Chris in. Peter says "now Chris, sometimes its good to be different." Then you see the Jungles of Vietnam, with soldiers walking out, followed by Peter in a clown suit. He says "You guys are all stupid, they're gonna be looking for army guys."

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[TheGameHHH]

Seriously, I can't even pinpoint a favorite scene because so many crack me up every time I see them. The Kool Aid scene is definately what sold me on Family Guy, I literally could not stop laughing for a solid 15 minutes after the first time I saw that. I could talk about this show all day long.

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[Justice4all]

Great scenes between Tom Tucker the newsman and his co-anchor Diane. When Peter and Meg knocked out the satilite station and no one in Quohaug had TV to watch.
"We can say anything we want? We'll I've been sleeping around behind my wifes back...Diane?"
"Well Tom...I plain don't like black people!"

Classic....

Or when Brian kidnaps Mr. Pewterschmidt's dog and they are hiding out in the roach motel. As they are broadcasting live you see Tom tucker come out with the black hooker....
"I'm Tom Tucker..ssssssssss evils twin TIm tucker out to ruin his life...ha ha....ha ha"

Other good ones...
"Yes Diane I'm so excited I've got wood! And clipped to this wood is the list of floats in this years parade"

Best line from Peter and Brian? When Peter turns his house into Pee Wee's playhouse with the money he got from restitution because he was black and his in laws ancestors owned Peter's ancestors...

Lois: My GOD Peter you turned this place into Pee Wee's Playhouse??

Peter: Watch this! (opens box to reveal Brians head with a turban on it) *speaks with Pee Wee style voice 'Hey Jambi!!'

Brian: Nik-a-lick-a-high....God I really hate you!

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Stewie Griffin doing Rocket Man.

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The fact that it was such a drawn out joke and that it parodied William Shatner to a T is just amazing and shows how dedicated they are to detail.

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[JerryTaker]

Tom Tucker: Hello and welcome to the Quahog Special Peoples' games. I'm Tom Tucker

Diane Simmons: And I'm Diane Simmons. It's a great day to be alive Tom, able bodied or not

Tom: It sure is Diane, today we'll see some of Quahog's greatest atheletes stuggle valliantly against God's twisted designs.
You'll cheer, you'll cry, you might even get a cheap laugh or two..

Diane: I know I will tom, In fact there's the distinct possibility that by the end of the day, we'll all be going to hell.

Tom: I'll see you there, Diane.

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Peter: What kind of talk is that? It's Un-American!

Did George W Bush Quit even after losing the popular vote? No!
Did he quit after losing millions of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? No!
Did he quit after knocking that girl up? No!
Did he quit after he got that D.U.I? No!
Did he quit after getting arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No!
Did he quit after....

Joe: I get the message, Peter

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Brian: Well Peter, You've only got a couple of hours left, if you're going to pull a party out of your ass, you might want to stand up.


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Peter: Hey Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party: An Elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change


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[PhishHead]

ahh the other good scene, is when Peter turns the house into a puppet and threatens people who walk by. That is just classic

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[fezident]

"Ahh Joe...I'm half the man you are. And since you're only half a man to begin with, that makes me some kinda weird fraction that I can't begin to calculate."

--Peter Griffin giving a "compliment" to his handicapped neighbor.

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[legroommusic]

3 favs

1.when peter gets eaten by tony robbins

2. the end of the world and they run into randy newman

3. peter and chris are in the forest getting in touch with nature, the forest starts singing "the cats in the cradle" and then sets itself on fire

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