Who's your favorite Comedian?

[Bulldogcakes]

I have a few
#1 http://www.jimpoz.com/quotes/images/speakers/carlin.jpg George Carlin

#2 http://www.sincitysounds.com/spotlight/1-11-2003/daveattell5.jpg Dave Attell

#3 http://www.gamedayticketsusa.com/concert-pics/chris-rock.jpg Chris Rock

#4 http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/aug/rdangerfield_150.jpg Rodney

Honorable mention http://www.jimbrittphoto.com/legends/Berle.jpg Milton Bearle-Best of the old "Roasters"

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If you're wondering, Yes.

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-17-05 @ 9:09 PM

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[Kevin]

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>



This message was edited by Kevin on 3-14-05 @ 9:06 PM

[Hottub]

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[Ronnie_Dobbs]

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His CD, Skanks for the Memories kills me every time.

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[Bulldogcakes]

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Good one. I couldn't remember his name. The "Blue Collar comedy tour " was some funny shit.

Dont forget
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And I guess I'm gonna have to check out Dave Chappelle

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If you're wondering, Yes.

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-14-05 @ 9:21 PM

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Afro time?

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I like Zim's taste. Sweet Tit's is the best comic out there.

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock are cool too.

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[fezident]

DANE COOK.

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Todd Hillard for President in 2008

[Kevin]

Dane Cook is very funny.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

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"Mother Teresa suffered a concussion. Doctors say she is back to normal except for one thing: She now hates poor people!"

"It was revealed this week that defense lawyer Johnny Cochran was once accused of beating his wife. In his defense Cochran stated, 'Hey, at least I didn't kill her like some people I know.' "

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Bob Odenkirk.

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[Death Metal Moe]

But seriously, THIS GUY IS HYSTERICAL!!!!

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Everything that comes out of his mouth is the best joke I've ever heard in my life! And he's a walking, talking sound bite that looks like he's about to burst out of his own skin like a hot dog in a microwave.

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[TheMojoPin]

Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Richard Pryor and most importantly...

BILL HICKS.

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[Kevin]

Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Richard Pryor and most importantly...

BILL HICKS.


Who?... Who? Pryor is the fucking man..... and Most importantly

WHO?.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

This message was edited by Kevin on 3-15-05 @ 1:44 AM

[TheMojoPin]

Funny guy, funny guy, Pryor, and the greatest comedian in the last 20 years.

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[Kevin]

Bill Hicks really? hmm maybe i have seen him just forgot.

Edit... Nope never heard of him.... I could not imagine him being better than Pryor though.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

This message was edited by Kevin on 3-15-05 @ 1:49 AM

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[NickyL0885]

This is a tough one b/c i like alot of comics. Chris Rock, Jim Carrey(can u still consider him?), Robin Williams, Ron White, Bill Engval, Larry the Cable Guy and the list goes on. But, if i had to choose one, it be Lewis Black. Best thing he said in his comedy special Black on Broadway was "...and she would be my professional ball washer". lol

[Kevin]

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I remember during the 2000 Subway Series. He said the Mets were going to win in 5. That is the most histerically comical thing i have ever heard in my life.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

[NickyL0885]

I'm a Mets fan and i can admit that was hilarious. Now that guy is playing in Japan and tearing it up. If only he did that when he was here......

".......And she would be my proffesional ball washer"

[El Mudo]

I'm a Mets fan and i can admit that was hilarious. Now that guy is playing in Japan and tearing it up. If only he did that when he was here......


Everybody tears it up in Japan....

Tuffy Rhodes was going to break the single-season HR record over there pretty easily, but the Japanese pitchers stopped pitching to him...

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[NickyL0885]

kinda like what they do to Bonds here. stop pitching to him

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".........And she would be my prefessional ball washer"

[Doctor Manhattan]

Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Richard Pryor and most importantly...

BILL HICKS.


Who?... Who? Pryor is the fucking man..... and Most importantly

WHO?.


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Dude, Bill Muther Fuckin' Hicks. You have to listen to some of his stuff.

I was thinking favorite Comedian working now.

I'll put Pryor and Hicks out there before Li'l Jimmy. I don't think he'd mind.

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[IamFogHat]

Favorite current, Demitri Martin
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Favorite all time, Richard Pryor
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The Dude abides
...And I killed Laura Palmer

[Kevin]

Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Richard Pryor and most importantly...

BILL HICKS.


Who?... Who? Pryor is the fucking man..... and Most importantly

WHO?.


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Dude, Bill Muther Fuckin' Hicks. You have to listen to some of his stuff.

I was thinking favorite Comedian working now.

I'll put Pryor and Hicks out there before Li'l Jimmy. I don't think he'd mind.

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I gotta check him out then. Since everyone loves him... Its weird that i have never heard of him.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

[TheMojoPin]

Well, he died of cancer about a decade ago, way too early.

Dennis Leary essentially stole his entire act, and made it really shitty.

Find me on IM, and I'll send you some clips from his albums!

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[Kevin]

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Why is Peja Stojakovic Your favorite comedian? Just beacuse he has a sweet jumper does not mean he is funny.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

[Snoogans]

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everytime he stepped to the free throw line, i couldnt stop laughing

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 3-15-05 @ 12:53 PM

[Kevin]

I remember when the Knicks gave him that crazy contract. And all he did was play in garbage time. I remember it was an event when he went to the line. Everyone had a ball. They signd him and ward to huge deals at the same time...Awful.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

This message was edited by Kevin on 3-15-05 @ 12:57 PM

[Snoogans]

hey dont hate on charlie ward, for the first few years of the contract, he was still the best quarterback in NY

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[Kevin]

You mean you didnt think The great Dave Brown or Danny Kennel were good?

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

[Snoogans]

i dont know how dave brown went so long without gettin benched, even if it would have been for kent graham.

and who was QBin the jets at that point, i know it was someone awful

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[MHasegawa]

That bum O Donnell threw those passes right to ya.

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[Kevin]

Lets see there was Boomer Neil ODonnell Vinny and Ray Lucas... And also the Fantastic Future cant miss Hall of Famer Rick Mirer.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

This message was edited by Kevin on 3-15-05 @ 1:19 PM

[Snoogans]

yea i stand behind ward being better then all those guys

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[Kevin]

That bum O Donnell threw those passes right to ya.
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If you were a DB

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

[curtoid]

Well, he died of cancer about a decade ago, way too early.

If you are lucky enough to live in Fairfax County, and are even luckier enough to have Cox Cable AND not blacked out of Falls Church Cable Channel 12, every once in awhile Hicks' final comedy show is shown late at night on weekends.



Awesome!

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Any fan of comedy needs to check out Bill Hicks. The guy was brilliant. Not exactly a traditional comic, per se, but more of a performance artist. Think the anti-Regan. Our own Ronnie B worked the road with him and has some real good stories.

Davis Cross does a good job of picking up where Hicks left off.

Other current faves include Jim Gaffigan, Greg Giraldo, Chris Rock, Brian Posehn, Patton Oswalt.

Oh yeah, also Gary Gulman, Harry Elvis and Gary Wyze (most of the time).

[TheMojoPin]

Well, he died of cancer about a decade ago, way too early.

If you are lucky enough to live in Fairfax County, and are even luckier enough to have Cox Cable AND not blacked out of Falls Church Cable Channel 12, every once in awhile Hicks' final comedy show is shown late at night on weekends.



Awesome!

Really! Damn, I'll have to look out for that...thanks!

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[FUNKMAN]

"In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory -- women can't drive."

"The state of Michigan's legislature has just passed a law allowing the blind to hunt deer. The biggest supporters of the new law? THE DEER."

"In Virginia, police are looking for a stripper who stabbed a man for telling her she was too fat to strip. Police warn that the woman is armed and extremely fat."

"Weeks away from giving birth, Pamela and Tommy Lee are trying to come up with names for the baby. If it's a girl, they'll name it after the mother and call her Pamela. If it's a boy, they'll name it after the father and call it Lucky Bastard."



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[fezident]

Not really a comedian but,
ADAM COROLLA is one funny bastard. His rants on Lovelines are always KILLER.

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[BoondockSaint]

Not really a comedian but,
ADAM COROLLA is one funny bastard. His rants on Lovelines are always KILLER.


I loved listening to him on lovelines. He was very quick and hysterical. The one thing I remember him saying was "Wiping my ass is like trying to get wipe peanut butter out of shag carpeting."

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[TheGameHHH]

Pryor, Dane Cook and Jim Norton.

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[sighborgh]

Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Richard Pryor and most importantly...

BILL HICKS.


Who?... Who? Pryor is the fucking man..... and Most importantly

[b][size=4]WHO?.

if you don't know who Hicks is you betta axe somebody.

[Reephdweller]

In no order...

Bill Hicks
Jim Norton
Brian Regan
Jim Breuer
Eddie Murphy
Richard Pryor
Patton Oswalt
Rich Vos
Bill Engvall
Ron White
David Cross
Dane Cook
Stephen Wright

and an honorable mention to Jay Mohr for re-joining the band.

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[Snoogans]

after todays proceedings, it has to be Mark McGwire

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[Kevin]

Jesus Mojo you were right. #1 Hicks is fantastic and #2 could Dennis Fucking Leary be more of a shamless copy cat of him? He even did the same smoking jokes and the same joke about the fitness jogger nut who died of a heart attack while jogging. I can never watch another Leary act. Comady central should be ashamed of themselves for giving this crook a roast. And if he is in the fryers club. They have no credability anymore.


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I didnt know Sam Kinison was from Canada?

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[TheMojoPin]

Jesus Mojo you were right. #1 Hicks is fantastic and #2 could Dennis Fucking Leary be more of a shamless copy cat of him? He even did the same smoking jokes and the same joke about the fitness jogger nut who died of a heart attack while jogging. I can never watch another Leary act. Comady central should be ashamed of themselves for giving this crook a roast. And if he is in the fryers club. They have no credability anymore.

That's awesome!

I got those albums finallt copied, so if you still want 'em, look for me on IM.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Crippler]

I didnt know Sam Kinison was from Canada?
Holy crap, blackbird, I almost posted in the Favorite Canadian thread too last night, so I did a nervous double-take on the title of the thread after reading that. You totally e-"got me." Well done, sir.

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[Kevin]

I didnt know Sam Kinison was from Canada?
Holy crap, blackbird, I almost posted in the Favorite Canadian thread too last night, so I did a nervous double-take on the title of the thread after reading that. You totally e-"got me." Well done, sir.



I actualy posted my Bill Hicks comment on the Canadian Thread. I finaly realized and changed it. And yes Mojo I would still like those Hicks clips. I will IM You the next time that your on.

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[FUNKMAN]

"Kenny G released his Christmas album this week. Happy birthday, Jesus ... hope you like crap!"

"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.' "

"Magic Johnson has received a $900 000 retainer to write a book on how not to get AIDS. Chapter 1: Don't have sex with me."

"Inmates of American prisons are protesting this week. They claim that the reading of their mail by prison officials is an violation of their human rights. Well, that and the DAILY ANAL RAPE!"




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[FUNKMAN]

Talk show host Ricki Lake was arrested for vandalism after demonstrating against fur. She said wearing fur was in bad taste. Then, returned to her studio to tape a show entitled 'Why whores get the clap'.

Well, there may be trouble in paradise. Lisa Marie Presley confirmed this week, that she and Michael Jackson live in separate residences, 50 miles away from each other. Lisa Marie was quoted as saying, "I guess being married to a homosexual pedophile wasn't such a great idea after all."

Researchers have developed a so called 'red wine pill' which gives all of the benefits of red wine without the alcohol. Yeah, it's called a grape!





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[El Mudo]

Lets see there was Boomer Neil ODonnell Vinny and Ray Lucas... And also the Fantastic Future cant miss Hall of Famer Rick Mirer.


Don't forget the Immortal Glenn Foley



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[El Mudo]

By the way....

Glenn Foley's wife is pretty hot....

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[TheMojoPin]

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Norm in movies or on SNL...hilarious.

Norm's standup...pretty horrendous.


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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Bulldogcakes]

Norm was the best weekend update guy they had, with Dennis Miller a very close second.

I dont know what it is, but Norm could walk in a room, say "Hey, how ya doin?" and I bust out laughing.

"Dirty Work" was pretty good. And his first sitcom was really good for about the first half of the first season. Then the network "fixed" it for middle America and it was awful from then on. And his latest sitcom (Stan Hooper) was shit. I love the guy and I couldn't watch it.

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If you're wondering, Yes.

[FUNKMAN]

i couldn't find this particular good one and this is how i best remember it:

Five inmates recently escaped from the Illinois State Prison. The warden was interviewed and he was totally surprised considering the inmates would stop every five minutes to rape each other

and if you ever heard him tell the story of the time he was on Star Search and how Ed McMahon was 'glaring" at him and nobody laughed but his agent is telling him he did "great" and that's how it is on Star Search. Then the next guy got up and everyone was cheering and clapping and Ed McMahon was smiling and laughing.

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