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[zappa]

First of all, I don't condone or participate in this type of commerce. I'm not showing you how to do it in any way. This type of thing has gone on virtually unabated for years on eBay and it continues to grow daily. There are probably some already on this board who are making a living off of this activity. eBay practically promotes this type of thievery by allowing "private" feedback and ignoring most complaints. The F.B.I. is obviously more occupied with terrorists and the like, so these con artists have no fear. Check out (as an example) on eBay auction # 3879257438. These particular fake autographs don't even come close to resembling the authentic article.....easy money and the customer usually just puts it on the wall and is content. There are thousands of these sellers on eBay making a fortune year after year. Need a new car, scratch out a couple John Lennons and Abraham Lincolns on any paper available to get quick cash. What a joke eBay is pretending they care about the integrity of their site.

This message was edited by zappa on 3-11-05 @ 12:21 AM

[zim]

Yeah...

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[zim]

Maybe if we think about him having Aids, he'll get it.

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Afro time?

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Afro time?

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[IrishAlkey]

My "IrishAlkey" autographed, empty Bud bottles aren't moving as quickly as I had expected.

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'Cause this man he's asking for money
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[Crippler]

My "IrishAlkey" autographed, empty Bud bottles aren't moving as quickly as I had expected.
That's because you didn't list them as...
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[TheMojoPin]

This is not fair. I happen to know the seller is a very reputable businessman...

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[ChrisTheCop]

ok. But How do you get JERSEY rich fast and easy?

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[mikeyboy]

Please. Buy him a pint and tell him you like his pictures.

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[Death Metal Moe]

ok. But How do you get JERSEY rich fast and easy?

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Whisper some sweet nothings in his beard.

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[torker]

Need a new car, scratch out a couple John Lennons and Abraham Lincolns on any paper available to get quick cash.

You still need a troglodyte who is willing to buy.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You know what, if someone is stupid enough to buy a napkin with "All the best FOOL! Mr. T" written on it, then they deserve what they get.

I'm not familiar with autographs and the like, but isn't there some body that can authenticate them?

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[Radioguy]

Beyond video of the signing.....no.

Plus, if the seller is a real bastard, he'll forge one, and keep the original anyhow.

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[stickyfingers]

for those of you that are making fun of this thread, I happen to know that this does happen...quite a bit.

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[TheMojoPin]

It just seems over obvious.

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[Death Metal Moe]

And who really gives a shit about autographs?

NOT ME. I can be sure of that.

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[Snoogans]

You know what, if someone is stupid enough to buy a napkin with "All the best FOOL! Mr. T" written on it, then they deserve what they get.


if i had that, and i knew it was real, that would be the coolest thing i have ever owned

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[furie]

The F.B.I. is obviously more occupied with terrorists and the like


and you have a problem with that? I'd rather have them hunting al qaeda sleeper cells and processing intel than busting geeks living in their mother's basement.


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