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fezident
03-07-2005, 10:01 AM
My TiVo cut off the last few mins of COPLAND and I don't know how the damn movie ends.
The last thing I saw:
Rocky just had a gunfight in the driveway. Dumbo Drop shows up at the last minute and shoots the T-1000 in the chest a few times.
Now Rocky (who is now completely deaf) has entered the house and is trying to shoot The Wolf/Mr.White.
What happens??!
Does Rocky get shot? Does Garofalo come back to save him? Does "Superboy" show up?
I seriously want to know how this movie ends. Does anybody remember?
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Tall_James
03-07-2005, 10:21 AM
Stallone and Garafolo make their way to the airport where there is a plane waiting. He turns to her to tell her that if she doesn't get on the plane she'll regret it, if not now then someday. She gets on with tears in her eyes then the plane takes off. Stallone then walks off with Burgess Meredith and says "this could be the start of a beautiful friendship".
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Kevin
03-07-2005, 10:26 AM
Copland bangs his best friends redheaded Fianc‚.
The End
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mikeyboy
03-07-2005, 10:28 AM
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Tall_James
03-07-2005, 10:34 AM
Stallone walks to the Jersey shoreline where he sees the remains of the Statue of Liberty coming out of the sand. He turns, shakes his fists and screams...
"You maniacs!... You blew it up!... Ah, damn you!... God damn you all to hell!!"
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JustJon
03-07-2005, 10:35 AM
In a climactic scene, Mr. Wolf/Mr. White turns to an injured Rocky and says, "Rocky, I am your father!"
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TheMojoPin
03-07-2005, 11:00 AM
Rocky eats thunder and finally craps lightning.
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kevcala
03-07-2005, 11:46 AM
It turns out Stallone is really Kaiser Soze . . oh and Bruce Willis was really a dead person.
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Jack_Doff
03-07-2005, 11:48 AM
Turns out Rocky and Tyler Durden are the same person and Rocky was really banging Ed Norton the whole time.
ChildofFez
03-07-2005, 11:50 AM
an alien bursts out of stallones stomach , and he fights and as he dies he says "we met death..."
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
03-07-2005, 12:05 PM
turns out all those other characters were products of Stallone's mind and he had to take drugs which made him unable to respond sexually to his wife Jennifer Connolly
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Tall_James
03-07-2005, 12:32 PM
Stallone, seeing his friend Pedro about to lose the school election, puts on a mix tape and does an incredible dance routine in front of the entire student body - thus ensuring a Pedro win.
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JPMNICK
03-07-2005, 12:39 PM
He gets in trouble for giving his dad insider trading info, the FEDS arrest him and his dad, who is a judge. In exchange for letting his dad go he cooperates with the feds and they close down the entire shop. Before the feds come, vin diesel signs a paper to help out a guy who had lost all of his money.
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JPMNICK
03-07-2005, 12:41 PM
Him and his other partner morgan freeman walk into a field where he finds his wifes head inside a box.
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JamMaster
03-07-2005, 12:58 PM
So as Rocky and the Wolf are rolling around the floor fighting....The President of the United States Yells
"Gentlemen...you cant fight in here...this is the War Room"
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torker
03-07-2005, 01:12 PM
Sly dons a blonde wig and dupes Wulfgar.
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grlNIN
03-07-2005, 01:15 PM
They burn Stallone alive inside a giant wicker man.
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saveopieanthony.net
03-07-2005, 01:25 PM
Rocky gets to the big fight and breaks his neck, suffering a spinal neck injury and paralyzes his for life.
His leg is amputated and he loses her desire to live...eventually Eastwood agrees to kill him off to ease her suffering.
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Stallone and Mr. White have a knockdown, dragout fight and eventually it moves into the middle of a volcano. Mr. White knocks Stallone, who by this time has fallen to the dark side, into the lava and leaves the planet. The Emperor has some droids get Stallone out of the lava, who is still alive, and then adds a few robotic parts to his lava-ravaged body.
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FUNKMAN
03-07-2005, 02:34 PM
rocky goes down but then his brother Kid Salami jumps in and dropkicks Mr White which knocks Mr White's pants off to reveal a set of garters and some fishnet stockings
then ahmad assante gets blown up on a boat with some transy
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Rocky's last word is, "Rosebud..."
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Kevin
03-07-2005, 02:50 PM
Rocky all through out the movie is a child therapist trying to help an annoying sniveling little kid cope with his problems. The kids problems is that he see's dead people At the end of the movie you shockingly find out that Rocky is DEAD through out the whole movie!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fezident
03-07-2005, 02:53 PM
Thanks everybody!
Now I don't have to rent it just to see the last few minutes.
Mint.
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Death Metal Moe
03-07-2005, 02:53 PM
Jesus. Until I clicked the link and read the 1st post I thought this was a discussion about Police drummer Stewart COPELAND.
Guess I need to read more closely.
I never saw Copland, but is Copeland in it?
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 03:04 PM
I thought this was a discussion about Police drummer Stewart COPELAND.
I wish.
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FUNKMAN
03-07-2005, 04:43 PM
I wish.
what are the rest of us, chopped liver?
:)
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Death Metal Moe
03-07-2005, 04:46 PM
what are the rest of us, chopped liver?
No, but the rest of us can only hope to drum like him. He is a MONSTER on the set.
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DJEvelEd
03-07-2005, 05:08 PM
No, but the rest of us can only hope to drum like him. He is a MONSTER on the set.
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Moe, these are convos that should have taken place during the 80's!! Just because you missed out on the greatness of the Police, do we now have to drudge up old Stewart Copeland/Phil Collins arguments? Old The Police/ The Cars who's better shit? This shit was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away man! You missed the boat on the Police and now you're in a dinghy screaming to get back on!
Yeah, the Police are awesome. I'd let you back on the boat but I'd rather jump on your little dinghy.
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Death Metal Moe
03-07-2005, 05:12 PM
I wasn't trying to get a deep discussion on drummers going over half a doobie Ed. I was just saying he's an amazing drummer. There are better drummers in Metal who play just that, but as far as what Copeland does, he's the master in my opinion.
Calm down and go stare at your bowel movement again.
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JPMNICK
03-07-2005, 05:13 PM
After he beats the russian in No Limit Texas Holdem, he pays the professor backs and heads to veags with 3 stacks of high society
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JPMNICK
03-07-2005, 05:16 PM
At the end of the Movie rocky has the heads of the 5 family killed execution style while he baptises a child
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 05:20 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
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DJEvelEd
03-07-2005, 05:23 PM
The Cars were better Moe...
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JPMNICK
03-07-2005, 05:24 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
who me?
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FUNKMAN
03-07-2005, 05:26 PM
Brewers the man! if he can't do it nobody can...
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 05:28 PM
The Cars were better Moe...
Please! Tell that to Ben Orr.
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Death Metal Moe
03-07-2005, 05:30 PM
I've heard Cars songs and they never inspired me like a Police song.
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03-07-2005, 05:34 PM
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03-07-2005, 05:39 PM
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03-07-2005, 05:45 PM
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03-07-2005, 05:47 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 05:52 PM
Sorry Moe!
Dave Grohl's Favorite drummer jokes:
1. What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
2. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
3. What is the difference between a chiropidist (pediotrist) and Ginger Baker?
A chiropidist bucks up your feet
4. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
5. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
6. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
7. How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth
8. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
9. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they have a machine to do that now.
10. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"
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03-07-2005, 06:12 PM
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03-07-2005, 06:13 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 06:16 PM
I am very glad you have a sense of humor.
This has always been my favorite joke:
4. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
Rush is SO over rated, to put it nicely.
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fezident
03-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Ahh....what the hell.
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03-07-2005, 06:42 PM
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I actually bought this rolling tobacco a few times. It was pretty damn good. I wish I could roll.
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03-07-2005, 06:45 PM
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03-07-2005, 07:32 PM
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03-07-2005, 07:57 PM
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03-07-2005, 10:20 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-07-2005, 10:38 PM
I kinda dug the movie Pushing Tin.
I know, just me.
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Doogie
03-08-2005, 03:11 AM
Rocky and Wonderboy get tied to a stake back to back opposite Mr.White and crew about 50 yards. Mr White and the others open the ark in an attempt to find out just what is inside prompting Rocky to say to wonderboy "No matter what happens, dont open your eyes!!!"
Mr White and the others are all incinerated by spirits while Rocky and Wonderboy are set free. They then bring the Ark to Travis Bickle who tells them they have 'top men' looking into the ark.
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Tall_James
03-08-2005, 04:41 AM
I kinda dug the movie Pushing Tin.
That was you?
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JustJon
03-08-2005, 10:18 AM
Just a quick fuck you to people who posted the endings to recent movies or ones that don't get released for another 2 months. Everyone before you people were posting movies that were at least 10 years old.
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JPMNICK
03-08-2005, 10:36 AM
As he is about to get on the train with his girlfriend, Benny Blanco from the Bronx shoots him at point blank range, killing him
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