Do You Dance?

[The Blowhard]

I sure do..nice and slow and sleazy.
I can also slamdance and knock down a building...real men really do dance!

"The true character of liberty is independence, maintained by force"

[IkeaBoy]

No. Simply enough answer...no.

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

[HordeKing1]

Does the mattress mambo count?

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[The Blowhard]

HK, I know you can "Hucklebuck", Ed Norton style.

"The true character of liberty is independence, maintained by force"

[FezWad]

No but I can sit down........

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[reeshy]

No-but I can dry-hump!!

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[TomPoo]

Ever see night at the Roxbury???? That should give you an idea

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[erinmoran]

Give me a shot of heroin and ...boy youll see some dancing... hee hee

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[Gvac]

All night long...just try and stop me. I love to dance if the music is moving me, whether I'm boogying or pogoing.

I also think one of the classiest things in the world is when a man really knows how to dance with a woman, ballroom style. One of these years I'm going to actually go take some lessons, as I've been threatening to do for so long.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Let's go swinging Heckler!

G-man, I didn't know you had it in you, you Casanova you!

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[CruelCircus]

I like dancing.
But I'm really self-conscious about it until I get a few drinks in me. Then it's go time!
But these days it seems like the only crap you hear out is techno, and I can't dance to that awfulness.


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[Circus Boy]

oh yes..i love dancing...and most of the time i dont look stupid

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[The Blowhard]

EMB: I can merengue, I can salsa, I can even do "The Lambada, the forbidden dance"!
Now put on your dancing shoes,
musica caliente! ;)

"The true character of liberty is independence, maintained by force"

[Sunrisa]

oh yeah. I love dancing by myself...
..if i had a chance i would ask the world to dance


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

[TooCute]

I love dancing on the bar at
Red Rock West - jeez, I get up
there when GNR comes on, and
then don't get down the rest
of the night... Grease comes
on and I hand jive along with
it.

One time some chick - she
meant it as a compliment I
think - told me "You were the
least slutty girl up there".
I'm not sure if I should be
happy or sad!

I used to go swing dancing up
at the Greatest Bar on earth
every saturday ($5 cover, live
band, best view in town) but I
guess I won't ever do that
again...



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Thanks WWFallon, you rule!!

[EffMeBoobs]

Heckler, you can position your NC against me anytime while we Salsa! ;)

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[skullcrush]

I like dancing.
But I'm really self-conscious about it
a hit of E will help with that problem my friend.

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[The Blowhard]

Wow, NC and your EMB! Imagine the possibilities!;)

"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."

[Captain Rooster]

oh yeah. I love dancing by myself...

Melissa - that's way too HOT!

I dance...yeah.....ever seen a great white shark before it strikes...

my eyes roll back to white and I bounce around like a rabid monkey shot with a crack dart!

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God Bless America!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Not dance, it's more like a seizure.

I just move like a tart, and point at my crotch a lot. Then, the bouncers use me as a punching bag.



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[JustJon]

I can mashed potato
I can do the twist

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Do you love me
now that I can dance...

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[Fallon]

Chick this out <a href="http://www.dancingpaul.com">DancingPaul.com</a>

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[Jennitalia]

Only when I'm fucked up enough and I'm feeling it.
I'd rather just make fun of other people trying to cut a rug

[Death Metal Moe]

Fallon wins again! He always puts the effort in.

And yea, those "saftey dance" guys know how to get down. that midget kicks ass!

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[ROMEO]

Fast or slow I'm ready to go.

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[ag]

NO NO AND NO! I Want to dance but it takes AT LEAST a 6 pack to get me to think about dancing, and then after that 6 pack maybe 3 more beers until I start tapping my feet, give or take another beer, I do the white mans bumb and gring with no rythem I STINK!

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[Lisa Croft]

I don't think there exists a bigger turn-off to me than a man dancing. I don't care how "good" they are. I just think they look like asses. No offense to anyone, I just prefer sitting on a barstool and drinking rather than "gettin' jiggy" in a club. The only exception is maybe slow-dancing at a wedding and even then I'm not crazy about it.

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[DarkHippie]

i love dancing, and when i get drunk i literally can not stop myself from dancing. its quite embarassing

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[CrazyClare]

i fucken loooove dancing. when me and my friends drink all we do is dance. mostly to rap but we bust out some micheal jackson. this past saturday we were all doing the snake over and over. i can shake my ass ok for a white suburban girl frim connecticut, we go to some prety damn ghetto clubs and work it.

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[cheezeemee]

I used to breakdance back in the day till I actually broke something!
Never breakdanced again.


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[The Blowhard]

I don't think there exists a bigger turn-off to me than a man dancing. I don't care how "good" they are. I just think they look like asses. No offense to anyone, I just prefer sitting on a barstool and drinking rather than "gettin' jiggy" in a club. The only exception is maybe slow-dancing at a wedding and even then I'm not crazy about it.


I don't believe you.
Just rent "Fame" and trust me, you will be dancing on the roof of a car. If not, I'm prepared to give lessons a la Patrick Swayze in "Dirty Dancing". You should see me leap off a stage!

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[AngelAmy]

i have slow danced two times
once at my junior prom and once at my senior prom

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[A.J.]

Very poorly and very rarely.

[zathrus]

i would like to but i can only slow dance and i'm not even good at that.

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[JustJon]

I only dance when someone is shooting at my feet.

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[JaneBigHair]

Heck yeah! I looooove to dance and I do think that a guy with rythm is worth his weight in gold. I love the old disco 80s and 90s stuff and just get into the groove whenever and whereever. Slow dancing is quite romantic, too. I've found that some Metal music is great for giving a lap dance :)

A whole bunch of bunchies!

[Knowledged_one]

Im Irish, and Irish people dont dance. No matter what they tell you we dont dance. If you see one appearing to dance, he/she is not dancing only so drunk they cant walk straight or stand up very well and stagger alot. This may look like dancing but is not.
The reason Irish also dont dance: Micheal Flatley Lord of the Dance, by no means do we want to be compared to that thing

Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could be dangerous
Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

[FUNKMAN]

used to hit the Disco's back in the day...
not a great dancer but decent...alot depends on the music for fast dancing...
slow dancing comes natural...
I stay away from the electric slide and macarena stuff...

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[Hot4Teacher]

I pole dance... :)

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[jafter]

I love to dance, I love the 80's stuff mixed with oldies and motown. I hate this new techno and hip hop stuff. I guess I am just getting old. I used to hate when my friends would want to go to a place with house music. It was the same thing over and over again. BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM... gives me a headache. Mix in a melody and some lyrics. LOL no offense to people who like that stuff. Just not my cup of tea.

We want Ron and Fez live in DC.

[McNabbShouldDie]

I dance like a crazed man, Spins, twists, flips, anything.

Best dance songs= "Mr Vain" and "Funkytown"

WOOOOOOOO!!

[JerryTaker]

jeez, I can't even imagine what you people would think of the goth/metal clubs I go to....

of course you haven't seen scary untill you've seen goths dance....

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