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booster11373
02-23-2005, 02:24 PM
This site has some pretty good examples of very bad album covers
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
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fezident
02-23-2005, 02:36 PM
No list of bad album art is complete unless it has BIG BAM BOOM by Hall & Oates somewhere in the top five.
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Snoogans
02-23-2005, 02:39 PM
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/zipzaprap1.jpg
Gayest thing i have ever seen
EVER
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
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Snoogans
02-23-2005, 02:39 PM
FUCKIN PICTURES
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
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mikeyboy
02-23-2005, 02:42 PM
Yep. Can't post the images. For the record, the cover of that record by "Joyce" is what I imagine Stalker Patti's long, lost mother looks like.
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Snoogans
02-23-2005, 02:43 PM
Devastatin Dave is how im gonna picture Wadd from now on
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
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mikeyboy
02-23-2005, 02:46 PM
There are some good ones her as well, (http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/) including:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badalbumcoverstopten/milliejacksonbacktotheshit.jpg
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DJEvelEd
02-23-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badalbumcoverstopten/milliejacksonbacktotheshit.jpg
It IS awful!
*There's NO shit on the floor!
*You cant see Bung or anything signifigant!
*They should have put a red tamp in her panties! *Her mouth needs more penis in it!
*That bitch is way too ugly to be on the cover in the first place!
Heres a fancy one I fancy if bad means bad:
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf700/f703/f70349ylzsd.jpg
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-23-05 @ 7:09 PM
Bulldogcakes
02-23-2005, 03:11 PM
"Beatles posing with severed babies heads"
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/btlesyestoday.jpg
In butcher's coats. Throw in a few pork chops for effect
Even the worlds greatest band makes the list.
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg
Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!
This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-23-05 @ 7:17 PM
Snoogans
02-23-2005, 03:15 PM
http://www.estey.com/im/devastatin-dave-album.gif
Holla at ya boy
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FUNKMAN
02-23-2005, 03:15 PM
this one was Bad
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QGAX.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">
booster11373
02-23-2005, 03:17 PM
i wish these pics would post, but since they dont, this one picture says a thousand words
John Bult- Julie's Sixteenth Birthday
some words that come to mind are, it will only hurt for a while
and
didnt your father show you what to do
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furie
02-23-2005, 03:19 PM
http://k1ono-web.hp.infoseek.co.jp/a_frasta83.jpg
<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/roll_the_bones.jpg">
<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>
FUNKMAN
02-23-2005, 03:37 PM
this one is bad,,,, bad to the bone
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002U90.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">
DJEvelEd
02-23-2005, 03:46 PM
http://www.panx.net/ep/0681.jpg
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
"Give me F’CESTor give me SHIT!!"(Patrick Hemorrhoid 1796)
This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-23-05 @ 7:48 PM
Bulldogcakes
02-23-2005, 03:51 PM
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/gaydogs.jpg
By "Gay", you mean happy, right?
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg
Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!
torker
02-23-2005, 03:57 PM
It's so bad, it's http://cdfinki.t-link.de/webshop/bild002421.jpg!
[center]<IMG SRC=http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg>[center]
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fluffernutter
02-23-2005, 07:43 PM
http://www.gourds.org/wilco.gif
Bad covers equal bad albums.
http://www.pleaseforgetme.com/SIGS/bush.gif
XM? Feh. When it gives me some quality to listen to then just maybe.
This message was edited by fluffernutter on 2-23-05 @ 11:44 PM
TheMojoPin
02-23-2005, 08:02 PM
Dirty pool, fluff.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-23-2005, 08:04 PM
I USED to like Fluff.
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My dog likes Cheese Doodles. And YooHoo.
fluffernutter
02-23-2005, 08:27 PM
Damn, sorry. I just call 'em how I see 'em.
http://www.pleaseforgetme.com/SIGS/bush.gif
XM? Feh. When it gives me some quality to listen to then just maybe.
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-23-2005, 11:10 PM
"Beatles posing with severed babies heads"
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/btlesyestoday.jpg
In butcher's coats. Throw in a few pork chops for effect
Even the worlds greatest band makes the list.
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg
I had that poster in college. My then roommate made me take it down.
I should have made her take down her Mel Gibson posters.
I STILL don't see what's so wrong with it. It's SO fake.
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My dog likes Cheese Doodles. And YooHoo.
This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 2-24-05 @ 3:14 AM
"Beatles posing with severed babies heads"
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/btlesyestoday.jpg
In butcher's coats. Throw in a few pork chops for effect
Even the worlds greatest band makes the list.
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg
I had that poster in college. My then roommate made me take it down.
I should have made her take down her Mel Gibson posters.
I STILL don't see what's so wrong with it. It's SO fake.
<IMG SRC=http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/alicebuckysig.jpg>
My dog likes Cheese Doodles. And YooHoo.
This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 2-24-05 @ 3:14 AM
Maybe it's one of the worst album covers, but it's also one of the most valuable. An original album with this cover is worth a boatload of money.
<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>
A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.
Red Sox Nation
DolaMight
12-07-2007, 11:25 AM
Bump. Welcome back 2005.
I just became aware of Devastating Dave's existence for the first time
http://franksemails.com/pics/worstalbumcovers/pic31220.jpg
http://ttslave.ytmnd.com/ (http://ttslave.ytmnd.com/)
others:
http://franksemails.com/pics/worstalbumcovers.html
http://franksemails.com/pics/worstalbumcovers/pic00821.jpg
I actually thought this one was cool:
http://franksemails.com/pics/worstalbumcovers/pic00348.jpg
drjoek
12-07-2007, 11:33 AM
http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/covers/22715.jpg
Probably ill timed
danner1515
12-07-2007, 12:46 PM
Always hated this one:
http://www.metavox.co.kr/images/userdif/goods/pop_rock/ncd/f005/velvet%20underground%20-%201969%20Velvet%20Underground%20live%20volume%202 .jpg
Blech, is that supposed to be sexy???
http://peasantswithpitchforks.com/point/images/orleans-john-hall.jpg
LaBoob
06-01-2008, 11:10 AM
I found this website recently and have been enjoying it immensely... it's not your typical countdown/superlative list. I'm pretty sure I've never heard of any of these musicians or bands, and some of them are downright creepy...
http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/music/ny-worstalbumcovers-pg,0,531818.photogallery
My favorites:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687667.jpg
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687529.jpg
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687465.jpg
and... this one can't be real...
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687731.jpg
Take a peek... there are a bunch of other gems in there.
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:14 AM
Wow, how wrong is this one!?
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38774774.jpg
Just a normal night in the BDC Bakery!
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:17 AM
This one is a feel good album!
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687264.jpg
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:19 AM
Rocky Dennis's dad finally gets to see that boat.
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687288.jpg
sailor
06-01-2008, 11:22 AM
http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/images/picture_1.png
Foster
06-01-2008, 11:24 AM
One of my biggest fears is finding some of these albums in my parents house after they die.
I kinda like this one:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687440.jpg
He's TOTALLY ripping off Kirk Van Houten:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687731.jpg
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:24 AM
Pantera ROCKS the barn!
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687289.jpg
Foster
06-01-2008, 11:28 AM
I kinda like this one:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687440.jpg
He's TOTALLY ripping off Kirk Van Houten:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687731.jpg
Thank You!!! I knew that sounded familar.
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:31 AM
OH NO!
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687410.jpg
http://badattitudes.com/MT/homer-simpson-5.jpg
LaBoob
06-01-2008, 11:35 AM
He's TOTALLY ripping off Kirk Van Houten:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687731.jpg
Maybe this is where that came from?
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:35 AM
Wow, I forgot all about Sam's father and his fame.
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687462.jpg
barjockey
06-01-2008, 11:38 AM
http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/images/picture_1.png
:clap::clap::clap::king:
spoon
06-01-2008, 11:39 AM
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687635.jpg
Well at least he was close to fighting the right fight. If only he moved his fight up to the neurons perhaps he could fucking sit still!
FezPaul
06-01-2008, 11:52 AM
Wow, I forgot all about Sam's father and his fame.
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687462.jpg
Is that Anthony?
KnoxHarrington
06-01-2008, 11:53 AM
I'd post "Virgin Killer" by the Scorpions, but given the current climate about such images, I wouldn't want any trace of it on my computer, or on this site.
But, yeah, it's truly a "WTF" moment. Way worse than Blind Faith's similar cover.
paracetamol flanders
06-01-2008, 12:01 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/05/20/fivekeys.jpg
Not strictly a bad album cover, but one of my favourite flubs of all time. The original covers were pulled and reshot because, as you can see here, the lead Key has his right thumb visible in such a way that it appears to swing low like a sweet chariot.
bobrobot
06-01-2008, 12:12 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/105826.jpg
http://www.lawstdogz.com/addicts2.jpg
I find this to be awful & hysterical at the same time!!!
bobrobot
06-01-2008, 12:14 PM
Oy vey!!!
http://www.lawstdogz.com/bonedupatthecrack.jpg
That goes DOUBLE for this one!!!
http://www.lawstdogz.com/believeinthepill.jpg
oldladyfacepuncher
06-01-2008, 12:24 PM
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687266.jpg
You dig? It's a reflection maaan.
bobrobot
06-01-2008, 12:33 PM
This is a personal favorite of mine, cracks me up whenever I see it, it's sooo ridiculous... & Bobby "Blue" Bland is a MAJOR blues star, second only to B. B. King!!!
http://cdmallimage.dosirak.com/shop/upload/mall/b5730_l.jpg
hit11man
06-01-2008, 12:34 PM
the infamous Manowar cover?
This one is pretty bad - just because a cool guy is made to look ridiculous.
http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/d/diddle_bo~~_bodiddley_102b.jpg
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687266.jpg
You dig? It's a reflection maaan.
Love the Members Only jacket.
Go to his website and click on "Photo Album" at the bottom. There are some treasures in there. (http://www.stevewarrenthevoice.com/)
bobsnin
06-01-2008, 01:24 PM
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/56126935@N00/2542157881/" title="Terry-Bradshaw-Im-So-Lobesome-I-328737 by bobsnin, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2542157881_c07162d4b2.jpg" width="450" height="471" alt="Terry-Bradshaw-Im-So-Lobesome-I-328737" /></a>
DiabloSammich
06-01-2008, 01:37 PM
http://static.flickr.com/25/52331268_5e78f2d0f5.jpg
DiabloSammich
06-01-2008, 01:42 PM
the infamous Manowar cover?
You mean this hot little number?
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/08/1120851835_2714.jpg
And speaking of sexy.....
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/08/1120851835_3668.jpg
Chigworthy
06-01-2008, 05:36 PM
Every Manowar cover is a hot little number.
oldladyfacepuncher
06-02-2008, 05:01 AM
http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/BigImg/shatner.jpg
Drop the tripod. We can talk about this.
http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/set/1931/touch.jpg
Look out! He's going for a mind meld!
How did this not end the world?
http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/set/1931/images/spacedout.jpg
KingGeno
06-02-2008, 06:15 AM
http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00061/92/16/61266129_l.jpg
http://www.collectorsquest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/the-simmons.jpg
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/5-1.jpg
oldladyfacepuncher
06-02-2008, 07:16 AM
No nudity, but still might be NSFW.
Richard & Willie (http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/98-1.jpg)
Another fantastic gallery (http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers)
reillyluck
06-02-2008, 07:17 AM
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/08/1120851835_7881.jpg
spoon
06-02-2008, 08:26 AM
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/31-1.jpg
Holy fuck this could be from Tim and Eric this year!
spoon
06-02-2008, 08:29 AM
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/42-1.jpg
Here's one BDC curls up on the couch to.
hanso
09-08-2011, 09:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/n8qqQ.jpg
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