Jessica Alba, say it ain't so!!

[Iamnotatool]

Says she's done sleeping around, and I never got my chance!! (http://gorillamask.net/out.php?gmurl=http://www.channelcincinnati.com/entertainment/4216442/detail.html)

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Death Metal Moe]

The fact she started is skanky.

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[torker]

she's marrying a schwoogie?


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[DJEvelEd]

Dont worry boys. She'll be trolling for cock again soon. They ALL come back to the cock pool...eventually

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-21-05 @ 9:25 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

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She'll be back.
No such thing as "The One"

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[mikeyboy]

Am I shattering too many illusions by saying that no one reading this had a shot in hell with her anyway? Yes? Well then, never mind.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Am I shattering too many illusions by saying that no one reading this had a shot in hell with her anyway? Yes? Well then, never mind.

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For real Mikeyboy.

I never understood how guys got so pissed when hot women they never had a chance of ever even meeting would get married or were involved heavily with guys.

You will NEVER MEET them, and if you happened to get that close to them, it was probalby a mistake and her bodyguards would put you in a choke hold until you passed out.

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[DJEvelEd]

and if you happened to get that close to them, it was probalby a mistake and her bodyguards would put you in a choke hold until you passed out.


They also will be covered with sperm!!!

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[DeltaPin]

and if you happened to get that close to them, it was probalby a mistake and her bodyguards would put you in a choke hold until you passed out.


After a while the Mace and pepper spray become somewhat enjoyable in their on right.

[Iamnotatool]

I never understood how guys got so pissed when hot women they never had a chance of ever even meeting would get married or were involved heavily with guys.



I was kind of hoping the "Say it ain't so!!" would've shown I had my toungue firmly planted in my cheek.

Besides, I was just mesing around, I fucked her already. Deeks.

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[TheMojoPin]

HIGH FIVE!!!

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