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Reephdweller
02-21-2005, 05:18 AM
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I've noticed this strange trend in the movies with Keanu Reeves saving the world, or just in general being an all around savior and nice guy.

It started innocently enough with those silly Bill and Ted movies, where he and his pal ultimately saved the world.

Then he went a little lower in just trying to save an out of control bus, and a city in the movie Speed.

Then in Devil's Advocate he played a southern lawyer who was modeled to be the heir of satan, and ultimately saves the world from Al Pacino's (El Diablo) wrath.

Next in the movie The Matrix he played Neo, better to known to some as "The One", Neo went on to destroy the computer system and save the world yet again. (Note, I haven't seen the other two Matrix movies, nor do I want to.)

Now he's staring in Constantine, yet again he will most likely be the hero and ultimate savior of the world.

Is Keanu Reeves the messiah?

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Doctor Manhattan
02-21-2005, 05:28 AM
You're gonna feel really silly when you die and Keanu turns out to really be God.

Instead of Kevin Smith's idea of God coming down to earth to play skeeball, God is into playing bass and acting.

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Iamnotatool
02-21-2005, 05:36 AM
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Woh!!!

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Iamnotatool
02-21-2005, 05:36 AM
Jay and silent bob meets Bill and Ted (http://members.aol.com/jaybobbillted/)

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curtoid
02-21-2005, 05:49 AM
Don't forget in Parenthood when he told Gary that it was a-ok to jerk it, because "that's what little dudes do." Totally saved the day with Leaf Pheonix - so much so he changed his name!

Is Keanu Reeves the messiah?

Man I hope so.

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curtoid
02-21-2005, 05:51 AM
pfft

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grlNIN
02-21-2005, 05:54 AM
You forgot about Little Buddha.

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SpicyMcHaggis
02-21-2005, 06:04 AM
That's right. Now that I think about it...

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sr71blackbird
02-21-2005, 07:01 AM
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Snoogans
02-21-2005, 08:51 AM
Get real guys, god wouldnt help a bunch of kids from Harlem play baseball

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Bulldogcakes
02-21-2005, 02:26 PM
Its called being typecast.


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Iamnotatool
02-21-2005, 02:28 PM
Typecast? I thought they called that "bad acting" or "he's a shitty actor".

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torker
02-21-2005, 06:45 PM
Get real guys, god wouldnt help a bunch of kids from Harlem play baseball

Didn't G-Baby get iced?
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Kevin
02-21-2005, 06:46 PM
NOOOOOOOO NOT G-BABY.

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