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JustJon
02-17-2005, 10:44 AM
Jacko Out of Hosp (http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/22025.htm)

Two questions for Hosp:

1) Did it hurt?

2) Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?

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Snoogans
02-17-2005, 10:46 AM
why was he in the hospital? Little boy stuck on on his penis?

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grlNIN
02-17-2005, 10:55 AM
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

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Jennitalia
02-17-2005, 11:06 AM
were his balls normal size, hosp?


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TheMojoPin
02-17-2005, 11:39 AM
Was Jacko on his backo again?

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FMJeff
02-17-2005, 05:10 PM
Hosp? Comment?

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Bulldogcakes
02-17-2005, 05:12 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40833000/jpg/_40833437_jackson_body_ap.jpg

"Hey Doc, I know I'm here for the Flu, but could you do a plastic surgery while I'm here? I'd like my cheekbones a little higher. What's that? Well I dont care if it'll make me look like Frankenstein, I want them higher!"

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-17-05 @ 9:13 PM

BoondockSaint
02-17-2005, 05:17 PM
"I invite you to my home. I let you ride my ferris wheel. I even sucked your dick! And this is how you thank me?"--Dave Chappelle.

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ChickenHawk
02-17-2005, 05:41 PM
As Hosp's personal spokesman, it is my duty to let you know that he enjoyed every minute of it, and he thanks all of you for your support.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-17-2005, 05:46 PM
Ha! He's not here to defend himself!

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Tenbatsuzen
02-17-2005, 06:05 PM
Hey, when you're at Neverland, you're family!

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Hosp
02-17-2005, 07:14 PM
I just have two words for you all
















































Cha Ching!

Me and Cory Feldman are going to start a support group.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 2-17-05 @ 11:15 PM

reeshy
02-18-2005, 06:16 AM
What are you going to be?????....an athletic supporter???????

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SatCam
02-18-2005, 11:27 AM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/news02172005017.jpg
Caption: Michael Jackson warns fans and police alike that once he leaves the hospital, he will only fuck more little boys.

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DJEvelEd
02-18-2005, 03:15 PM
He got ring around the cock!!!

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Bulldogcakes
02-18-2005, 04:05 PM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/news02172005017.jpg
Caption: Michael Jackson warns fans and police alike that once he leaves the hospital, he will only fuck more little boys.

Notice that he wrote it on a diaper

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

SatCam
02-19-2005, 10:31 AM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/news02172005017.jpg
Caption: Michael Jackson warns fans and police alike that once he leaves the hospital, he will only fuck more little boys.

Notice that he wrote it on a diaper
He eats fetuses so he can "love more".

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DJEvelEd
02-19-2005, 02:40 PM
He eats fetuses so he can "love more".


F‘tuses!!

That's still fuckin funny though!!!


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BoondockSaint
03-10-2005, 08:19 AM
Arrest warrant issued for Michael Jackson. Lawyer says he's at the hospital because Jacko's backo is out of whacko. (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005031011550001871325&dt=20050310115500&w=APO&coview=)

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Iamnotatool
03-10-2005, 08:33 AM
How can he have a back problem when he has no spine? If there is a God, she will make sure this rotten kid-toucher dies a long, painfully horrible death.

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Melrapuo
03-10-2005, 08:59 AM
Ok. So he's there now. I had to go somewhere the isn't near a tv or radio, so is he arrested yet? PLEASE tell me he's been arrested.

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booster11373
03-10-2005, 09:17 AM
this crap is all over every news channel, they keep showing the video of him walking meekly to the courthose door, I dont see a white bronco in this guys future

Fellas I'm ready to get up and do my thing, you know like a Sex machine man

StupidGirlllll
03-10-2005, 09:21 AM
What would happen if he just changes his plea to Insane? Cause this white boy is crazy!!!!!!!!

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BoondockSaint
03-10-2005, 09:23 AM
He showed up wearing his pajamas.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/03/10/jackson.trial/top.jackson.courtroom.jpg

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A.J.
03-11-2005, 12:41 AM
He showed up wearing his pajamas.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/03/10/jackson.trial/top.jackson.courtroom.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/HunterRIPsig.jpg

He's stealing Vincent "The Chin" Gigante's move!!!

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/gangsters_outlaws/family_epics/genovese1/9-1-Vincent-Gigante.jpg

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booster11373
03-11-2005, 12:17 PM
One of the best parts of this story is all the whacky headlines Jacko will generate my favorite so far is from todays Sun newspaper from england

Bananas in Pyjamas (http://www.thesun.co.uk/section/0,,2,00.html)

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JamMaster
03-11-2005, 01:16 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/03/10/jackson.trial/top.jackson.courtroom.jpg

My god he looks like a frickin Sleestack.

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This message was edited by reddyj31 on 3-11-05 @ 5:27 PM