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TheMojoPin
02-15-2005, 07:29 PM
Being the comic dork I am, I read tons of old comics from decades ago...and it seems that the language of our time has changed so much over the decades that words used commonly in "the old days" end up being filthy or just plain ridiculous today. For example...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/Itrasbiel/f15c1131.jpg
No, it's not fake.
Other times, it's just a happy accident and even an all-American fellow like Captain America gets caught up in some perversion...
http://www.kludgeco.com/misc_images/capwank2.png
So does anyone else have an examples of "found pornography?" Comic book or otherwise...
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cumbiero_81
02-16-2005, 05:34 AM
I don't see the "unintentional porn" in the Captain America...
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wilee
02-16-2005, 05:47 AM
It's less unintentional "porn" as it is suggestive language. There's a lot of words that have been "co-opted" to mean something else in mondern times.
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02-16-2005, 06:20 AM
Do you ever go to the comic shows in Tysons?
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TheMojoPin
02-16-2005, 07:12 AM
I don't see the "unintentional porn" in the Captain America...
The giant "WANK?"
Do you ever go to the comic shows in Tysons?
Lord, no.
Conventions terrify me.
Maxim beat me to the Joker's boner? Curses...
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02-16-2005, 07:47 AM
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Death Metal Moe
02-16-2005, 02:11 PM
Does it give you an unintentional ROD Mojo?
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02-16-2005, 02:27 PM
remember the kid on growing pains... his name was boner
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02-16-2005, 02:45 PM
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Bulldogcakes
02-16-2005, 03:38 PM
Being the comic dork I am, I read tons of old comics from decades ago...and it seems that the language of our time has changed so much over the decades that words used commonly in "the old days" end up being filthy or just plain ridiculous today. For example...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/Itrasbiel/f15c1131.jpg
Mojo, what was this supposed to mean originally? Could you explain this for me?
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg
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mikeyboy
02-16-2005, 03:44 PM
Mojo, what was this supposed to mean originally? Could you explain this for me?
Boner meant a big, boneheaded mistake.
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Bulldogcakes
02-16-2005, 03:45 PM
Its not a Comic Book, but these two are unintentional porn to me
http://store.wspisp.net/stores/lyndsgourmet/catalog/Carrs%20of%20Canada%20Hob%20Nob.jpg
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No joke, I thought "Creme Savers" were condoms I just couldn't seem to find anywhere.
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Bulldogcakes
02-16-2005, 03:47 PM
Boner meant a big, boneheaded mistake.
Thanks Mikey. Now that you said it I remember. That goes to show how long it's been since it meant "mistake".
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INFOSTUD
02-16-2005, 06:17 PM
Please let me know the issue numbers of the Joker "Boner" and Captain America "WANK."
Thank you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/INFOSTUD/infostud.jpg
http://www.medinnus.com/winghead/cap_1/cap_01_391.jpg
This isn't porn, or hot in anyway imaginable, or even all that funny. It's more disturbing, and it scarred my childhood. So I shall ask a question, and anyone who gets the right answer shall get an imaginary handshake from me: What is being done to Captain America on this cover, and what does he do later in the issue?
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FUNKMAN
02-16-2005, 07:52 PM
and anyone who gets the right answer shall get an imaginary handshake from me: What is being done to Captain America on this cover, and what does he do later in the issue?
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Whyyouhaddiddat
02-17-2005, 01:55 PM
[quote]remember the kid on growing pains... his name was boner
Boner Stabone, wasn't it?
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http://www.medinnus.com/winghead/cap_1/cap_01_391.jpg
Nobody's going to get this, so here it is: They are attempting to turn Captain America into a woman in this picture, and later in the issue he crossdresses to escape.
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02-17-2005, 03:56 PM
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orlando
02-17-2005, 05:30 PM
I wonder if this was really a tv show:
http://www.rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html
badorties
02-17-2005, 05:34 PM
http://blogs.salon.com/0001444/images/2003/06/02/heinz%20spotted%20dick.jpg
Nobody's going to get this, so here it is: They are attempting to turn Captain America into a woman in this picture, and later in the issue he crossdresses to escape.
wow, you read my mind ...
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02-17-2005, 05:48 PM
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TheMojoPin
02-18-2005, 06:54 AM
http://www.warrenellis.com/artfile/papaspank.jpg
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Freakshow
02-18-2005, 07:23 AM
I don't know if this counts, but every time I see a commerical for the Campbell's Chunky with the slogan 'Fills you up Right.' I think of the movie Election.
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spunkee
02-18-2005, 08:09 AM
guess the joker handed out some bitch slaps later in that comic. thats what i got last time i laughed at a boner.
INFOSTUD
02-18-2005, 08:51 AM
What the issue numbers for the Joker's Boner and Captain America's WANK
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TheMojoPin
02-18-2005, 09:58 AM
Damned if I know. I'll try and find out.
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TheMojoPin
02-18-2005, 10:04 AM
OK, the Batman "boner" panel is from Batman #66. I'll keep looking for which issue of Cap that was, but given the art, it looks like the early 90's.
In the meantime, here's some more boner-tastic fun....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Batman66/0c22806d.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Batman66/5956b093.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Batman66/412de76d.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Batman66/9847302e.jpg
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INFOSTUD
02-18-2005, 11:54 AM
Mojo:
Thanks for the Batman issue number; hopefully someone with come up with the issue number of the Captain America Wank.
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Bulldogcakes
02-18-2005, 03:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Batman66/5956b093.jpg
Greatest boners of all time
John Holmes
Ron Jeremy
Milton Bearle (who BTW, bore a striking resemblence to the Joker)
King Chile
Wilt Chamberlain
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Death Metal Moe
02-18-2005, 05:02 PM
This is a pretty fun thread.
When I 1st read the title, I thought it was about when you mom unintentionally walks in on you jerking off to the scene in Diehard With a Vengence where Bruce Willis gets shot out of that drainage pipe and lands in the mud puddle.........
you know?
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SpicyMcHaggis
02-18-2005, 10:49 PM
Yeah, I think that's another way of saying EXTRA as in EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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02-20-2005, 05:10 PM
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12-29-2005, 11:07 AM
<p>Don and Mike repeats are talking about Mojo's Batman Boner.</p>
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