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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 11:41 AM
Arrghhh...you can't SAY shit like that (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/09/rice/index.html)



US. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said today that Iran must live up to its international obligations to halt its nuclear program or the next steps are in the offing. "And I think everybody understands what the 'next steps' mean," Rice told reporters after a meeting with NATO foreign ministers and European Union officials.



And I think everybody understand what that means? Veiled threats? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME OUR EMISSARY TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES, YOU WAR MONGERING LIAR?!?!?!?!??!

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 11:43 AM
i love this one...


"The message is there, the Iranians need to get that message, and we can certainly always remind them that there are other steps that the international community has at its disposal should they not be prepared to live up to these obligations," the secretary of state said.


Like invading yoru country...

I wanna see how the US military handles the invasions of two different countries and both thier insurgencies...

arghh....i cant stand it...nobody's going to do ANYTHING about it either....

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Tall_James
02-09-2005, 11:46 AM
Let's see if I can make smoke come out of Jeff's ears (http://www.hillnews.com/thehill/export/TheHill/Comment/DickMorris/020905.html)

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 11:53 AM
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02-09-2005, 11:59 AM
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ogden33
02-09-2005, 12:00 PM
Whats your plan you fucking genious. FM jeff

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02-09-2005, 12:01 PM
I really think they're trying to find legitimate reasons to reinstate the draft.

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 12:03 PM
Whats your plan you fucking genious. FM jeff



My plans? How about finishing one war before preparing to start another?

Oh and by the way, there's no "o" in "genius", genius.

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 12:11 PM
How about a foreign policy where invasion innuendo is the last possible option after ALL avenues of diplomacy have failed?

How do you threaten a foreign government WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY CONDUCTING BILATERAL NEGOTIATIONS? Have you ever had a productive negotation with anybody while threatening to kick thier ass?

Is there any common sense in our government? Show me one example of foreign policy with an Arab nation in WORLD HISTORY where veiled threats were an effective means to an end. How would you respond? How wouuld anybody respond?

We've already set precedent! If you don't listen to the United States, we will invade you. They know full well what we're capable of. Do they honestly think the Iranians will take this lightly? Being threatened by not only a US Cabinet member but a woman as well? Does she not understand women are second class citizens in muslim culture?

What a colossal cluster fuck...

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 2-9-05 @ 4:23 PM

Recyclerz
02-09-2005, 12:17 PM
Whats your plan ?


Well, my plan is that W sends the twins in an empty B-52 bomber over to N. Korea and they use their wiles to convince the Dear Leader that he can expect a li'l sumtin'-sumtin' if he decides to use all those A-bombs he's been building these last 4 years to bomb Iran back to Persia. Problem(s) solved.


And I think everybody understand what that means? Veiled threats? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME OUR EMISSARY TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES, YOU WAR MONGERING LIAR?!?!?!?!??!


You can't say that to our Secretary of State Jeff!!!

No way is she a liar. You forget who she works for.

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TheRealEddie
02-09-2005, 12:18 PM
Jeff just get with the red states and all will be fine.

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badorties
02-09-2005, 12:20 PM
Let's see if I can make smoke come out of Jeff's ears



running condi against hillary would be a poor decision for the right ... more than likely, an alternative to rice would run as a viable third party to quell her chances ...

and basically, at this point in our collective history, there's a strong segment of america that would still not vote for a black woman ...



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furie
02-09-2005, 01:28 PM
it's only fair, we gave Iraq and Afganistan plenty warning.


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torker
02-09-2005, 01:37 PM
How would you respond?


Welcome to East Virginia...

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02-09-2005, 01:52 PM
"In fact, it's such a stupid idea, and it'd be such a total disaster for America, that Bush probably will do it." (http://exile.ru/2005-January-27/war_nerd.html)

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Ndugu
02-09-2005, 01:53 PM
fmjeff saving the world one thread at a time baby!

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billyio
02-09-2005, 01:54 PM
This time we mean business. The armored personell carriers will be armored,and not with Tin foil this time.

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fiestygal
02-09-2005, 01:54 PM
now now...some men are attracted to gap toothed liars....




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ogden33
02-09-2005, 02:34 PM
How about a foreign policy where invasion innuendo is the last possible option after ALL avenues of diplomacy have failed?

How do you threaten a foreign government WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY CONDUCTING BILATERAL NEGOTIATIONS? Have you ever had a productive negotation with anybody while threatening to kick thier ass?

Is there any common sense in our government? Show me one example of foreign policy with an Arab nation in WORLD HISTORY where veiled threats were an effective means to an end. How would you respond? How wouuld anybody respond?

We've already set precedent! If you don't listen to the United States, we will invade you. They know full well what we're capable of. Do they honestly think the Iranians will take this lightly? Being threatened by not only a US Cabinet member but a woman as well? Does she not understand women are second class citizens in muslim culture?

What a colossal cluster fuck...

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 2-9-05 @ 4:23 PM

ogden33
02-09-2005, 02:36 PM
Better than just calling here a liar

thanks for the response

Bulldogcakes
02-09-2005, 03:01 PM
Jeff, stop being such a knee jerk. Europes the good cop, we're the bad cop. Grow up.

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 03:46 PM
sorry bulldog...i didn't know our foreign policy was based on the tactics used by the detectives of Law & Order...

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Ndugu
02-09-2005, 03:54 PM
ya man let iran have their nuke man!

"my comments dont speak well of my ability to debate, or my overall intellectual curiosity"

Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 03:59 PM
Liberalism makes for bad threads.

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 03:59 PM
Over simplifying much?


On a different note, what if they ARE just making nuclear energy to power thier country? We've been wrong about foreign muslim countries having nukes before....can we afford to make the same mistake again? Must we damn every middle eastern country to the dark ages of non-nuclear energy to assert our own superiority?

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 04:05 PM
Liberalism makes for bad threads.

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I wouldn't be one if we weren't so consistently wrong....

Iraq has WMD's...OOPs...no they dont...oh well we invaded already, might as well say it was for Iraqi freedom...


Bush loves the word freedom....free to invade the whole fucking lot of you...

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Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 04:06 PM
Update your talking points Jeff, then get back to me.

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Ndugu
02-09-2005, 04:11 PM
what if they ARE just making nuclear energy to power thier country


wahahahahahha, thats terrific, thats terrific

"my comments dont speak well of my ability to debate, or my overall intellectual curiosity"

mdr55
02-09-2005, 04:24 PM
I'm waiting for some other coalition of countries to invade the good Ole U.S.A. for our WMDs.


Wolverines!!!!

Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 04:26 PM
I'm waiting for some other coalition of countries to invade the good Ole U.S.A. for our WMDs.


Wolverines!!!!



Would that make you feel like things were even? Would that make the blue states happy?

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mdr55
02-09-2005, 04:29 PM
What the heck are blue states??

Bulldogcakes
02-09-2005, 05:39 PM
What the heck are blue states??

It's when you take so much drugs that FM Jeff starts making sense to you. Its an altered, twisted state of mind known as "The Blue State"

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Ndugu
02-09-2005, 06:23 PM
its like the matrix, red pill, blue pill, unplug baby




"my comments dont speak well of my ability to debate, or my overall intellectual curiosity"

Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 06:25 PM
What the heck are blue states??

It's when you take so much drugs that FM Jeff starts making sense to you. Its an altered, twisted state of mind known as "The Blue State"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Bulldogcakes
02-09-2005, 06:37 PM
I was hoping you'd see that one, Moe!

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Cybersoldier
02-09-2005, 06:38 PM
I'm still in shock she has this job now. Nice Rice, why don't you say we'll drop a nuke on them too

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FMJeff
02-09-2005, 06:54 PM
Saying you want things to resolve peacefully through diplomatic channels while simultaneously threatening them is duplicitous at best...

Kinda like posting a dramatic goodbye thread and still continuing to post...

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Ndugu
02-09-2005, 06:57 PM
woah! you got balls kid, here, heres twenty bucks,
hey moe you gonna let him get away with that




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TheKnicks23
02-09-2005, 07:04 PM
Kinda like posting a dramatic goodbye thread and still continuing to post...


ZING!

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Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 07:05 PM
Saying you want things to resolve peacefully through diplomatic channels while simultaneously threatening them is duplicitous at best...

Kinda like posting a dramatic goodbye thread and still continuing to post...

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TheMojoPin
02-09-2005, 08:07 PM
Boy!

Jeepers!

Gosh!

This thread is just too full of teh smart for me!

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A.J.
02-09-2005, 11:51 PM
Condleeza is out of her gap toothed mind


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Ndugu
02-10-2005, 12:59 AM
god i hate that episode




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02-10-2005, 11:10 AM
that episode is a classic

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FMJeff
02-10-2005, 11:59 AM
sorry Moe, I had to get you back for the Jersey rich comment...

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Death Metal Moe
02-10-2005, 07:38 PM
sorry Moe, I had to get you back for the Jersey rich comment...

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Well I doubt you're actually sorry, but I did expect a little payback for the JerseyRich comment eventually.

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FMJeff
02-10-2005, 08:15 PM
no honestly, i am, i mean i know you dont like me and all but i think i can say in all honesty i haven't done anything to provoke you or whatever prior to yesterday...

i hope we can just put the ugly past behind us with the steels situation and other whatever other censorship/mod bs you dislike me for and just move on...i wont attack you if you wont attack me...

anyway, enough thread derailing...

condeelza has a gap in her teeth...discuss...

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Death Metal Moe
02-10-2005, 08:23 PM
Well I for one like Condi, so there's little for me to criticize really.

Back to the point of your 1st post in this thread, the comment about Iran, sometimes strong talk is needed. Strong talk followed by strong action.

We need to be a country that tries diplomacy 1st and always. But when countries do things against us or that will endanger us, we need to call a spade a spade, and be ready to back up what we said. We don't want to end up like the UN.

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grlNIN
02-10-2005, 08:37 PM
"DENTAL PLAN! Condi needs braces!"
"DENTAL PLAN! Condi needs braces!"
"DENTAL PLAN! Condi needs braces!"
"DENTAL PLAN! Condi needs braces!"




ahahahhahahahaha

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