ISRAEL AND PALESTINE OFFICIALLY DECLARE A TRUCE! [Archive]

TheMojoPin

02-07-2005, 09:31 PM

Feb. 7: Palestinian leaders promised to stop suicide and bomb attacks against Israel, which promised to stop all military operations against the Palestinians.

I've only got one thing to say...

DON'T FUCK IT UP, ASSHOLES.

SHARM EL-SHEIK, Egypt - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon will meet face to face with Mahmoud Abbas on Tuesday for the first time since Abbas became leader of the Palestinians, a meeting that both sides would lead to the announcement of a formal truce after more than four years of bloodshed. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6906348/)

Here's the biggest "if"...

But it was unclear whether the cease-fire would be respected by militants, who have followed a de facto truce for more than two weeks after Abbas urged them to help him revive peacemaking.

Mahmoud al-Zahar, leader of the Islamic militant group Hamas, said in Gaza that the organization hoped Abbas would not make any declaration without getting approval from the various militant factions.

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SilentSpic

02-07-2005, 09:38 PM

Bullshit, kill them all!

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Kevin

02-07-2005, 09:47 PM

Anyway Silent Spic.... Im not even gunna justify that with a real answer. I just hope for everyone's sake that this one works. We have had enough bloodshed and violence already. If they fuck it up this time the palistinans really do not have can excuse anymore. Beacuse they and only they an stop those ass nazi militants by saying No more and actualy doing somthing to discourage them.

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02-07-2005, 10:03 PM

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Any takers?

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42nd-delay

02-07-2005, 10:04 PM

This is a good sign, of course, but hasn't it happened before?

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02-07-2005, 10:05 PM

ChickenHawk

02-07-2005, 10:38 PM

ISRAEL AND PALESTINE OFFICIALLY DECLARE A TRUCE!

LOL!!!!11!!!1

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02-07-2005, 10:40 PM

Yah, I declare a thumb war with Condi Rice! Going down bitch!

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IamFogHat

02-08-2005, 04:46 AM

I'm so disenchanted by the constant warfare over there that I have a hard time believing anything is going to get better. I hope I've grown cynical and those animals will prove me wrong.

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TheMojoPin

02-08-2005, 07:56 AM

This is a good sign, of course, but hasn't it happened before?

Yeah, back when they signed the peace agreement during the Clinton years. THAT fell apart four years ago. But the last truce DID last long enough to show there is a chance of these things working. This is a huge step, no matter what the naysayers say.

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Melrapuo

02-08-2005, 08:23 AM

no matter what the naysayers say.

They say nay.

I'll give this one a few months before I even consider recognizing this as any actual truce.

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Bulldogcakes

02-08-2005, 04:58 PM

Unfortunately anyone who believes that this cease fire will work is just silly and I have swamp land in Florida. Things are improving however, but I doubt there will ever be peace in the middle east

That's not true. There's NOTHING unique about the Middle East that makes it undoable.

You couldn't have a worse situation than the early 90's Balkans (Bosnia/Kosovo) with genocide, death squads, you name it. And its been peaceful for the past ten years. It CAN be done. And everyone knows how. The problem is willingness on both sides. And very often you dont get there until both have had so much pain they come to the table, ready to cut a deal.

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02-08-2005, 05:09 PM

That's not true. There's NOTHING unique about the Middle East that makes it undoable.

You couldn't have a worse situation than the early 90's Balkans (Bosnia/Kosovo) with genocide, death squads, you name it. And its been peaceful for the past ten years. It CAN be done. And everyone knows how. The problem is willingness on both sides. And very often you dont get there until both have had so much pain they come to the table, ready to cut a deal.

The reason why that happened there BullDog. Its is because the people over there are actually civilized and smart enough to realize that The US are helping there and are a Godsend. I'm from Kosovo and US troops are treated like royalty there. And rightfully so. These Arabs are just to retarded to realize that freeing them was actually a GOOD thing. And there is only peace there beacuse the Dirtbag Nazi Serbs are not allowed by the US to do the same shit again.

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Bulldogcakes

02-08-2005, 05:23 PM

You missed my point. They act that way now because things got so bad, they just wanted the pain to stop. And EVEN THEN, it took alot of arm twisting.

And dont give me the racist shit about Arabs being sub-human. Sell that bullshit somewhere else. I'm not buying it. If Arabs are unable to run a Democracy, how do you explain Turkey?

There was NEVER a more different culture, isolated from the rest of the world than post WW2 Japan. If it can be done there, it can be done anywhere.

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Kevin

02-08-2005, 05:26 PM

Im not calling them sub human im just saying they do not seem to grasp the fact the democray is a good thing. Im just saying that they should be doing more to discourage terrorisem they can do the best job at it beacuse its right in their backyard. Either they do not know how or just do not want to. Which one it is i do not know. No one is sub human. It has alot to do with media coverage over there. The politicians make them belive what they want them to belive. And if there is not a diff voice. Well thats what your gunna hear. Hopefuly now with different outlets of communication they can make their own choices. Even if it does happen, its gunna be a while.

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FUNKMAN

02-08-2005, 05:40 PM

when you think about it, we average about 12,000 murders a year here in the US... not sure how many are getting killed a year over there but it's probably less

so what's the problem?

people getting killed or murdered are people getting killed or murdered no matter how you cut it...

i guess it's just the way they are killed that one seems worst than the other????

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Bulldogcakes

02-08-2005, 06:41 PM

Plus, a good % of the US casualties are in accidents. I hear that the military loses soldiers every year, even when there isn't a war, due to accidents of some sort.

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DJEvelEd

02-08-2005, 06:55 PM

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Fabio

02-08-2005, 08:04 PM

As long as Jews like Sharon are around there will never be peace.

TheMojoPin

02-08-2005, 08:06 PM

Classy.

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Kevin

02-08-2005, 08:08 PM

Yes very........

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A.J.

02-09-2005, 04:39 AM

Please, please let this work. Arafat was a scumbag who only cared about lining his pockets. Let's hope Abbas is the real deal.

BTW -- this picture made me think of that scene at the ballgame in "The Naked Gun".

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02-09-2005, 05:17 AM

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What the fuck is Monica Lewinsky doing there??

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Bulldogcakes

02-09-2005, 02:58 PM

What the fuck is Monica Lewinsky doing there??!

Hopefully keeping the fellas in the mood to make peace.

BTW thats WAY too skinny to be her. A recent pic
http://www.rolandvia.com/Monica%20Lewinsky.jpg

One thing I really miss about Bill was his bad taste in women. A comedy gold mine.

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02-09-2005, 04:21 PM

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I'd eat it!!!

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Bulldogcakes

02-09-2005, 05:47 PM

I'd eat it!!!

You'd have to FIND it first!!

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TheMojoPin

02-13-2005, 07:51 PM

Wow, this is a new one...

JERUSALEM - Responding to death threats against government ministers, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon ordered law enforcement agencies Sunday to crack down on Jewish extremists opposed to the planned withdrawal from the Gaza Strip. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6958954/)

I guess after what happened to Rabin, this kind of action is neeed if any peace process is supposed to have some real momentum.

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Kevin

02-13-2005, 09:01 PM

Good JoB by Sharon. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with these people. Peace is a GOOD THING!!!

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This message was edited by Kevin on 2-14-05 @ 1:01 AM