Old School Batching

[Johnny Fontane]

Kids today have it made in the shade when it comes to batching options. Even without porno (which I'm sure they can get no problem), television in the 21st century is like batchapalooza. I saw a preview of some new Britney Spears video, and let me tell you, if I was 14, I would whip it out like a fucking monkey in heat.

Back in the day, I can remember watching some 2 hour made for TV movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, batching in vain until that final scene where they have their on field closeup - or waiting an hour for some Pat Benatar video, trying desperately to synchronize my batch to the sight of her ass.

Good times.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[torker]

Ahhh...Melanie Chartoff on Fridays
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If you're happy and you know it, pinch your helmet...

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This message was edited by torker1313 on 2-5-05 @ 10:18 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

OH man, this is the truth. I'd stay up at night waiting for HBO to put on a movie with Brief Nudity or at least Sexual Situations. I'd search the TV Guide for movies with that N next to the description and then see if it was on HBO. That's the only premium channel we had, and my parents got rid of it quick because they didn't really watch it. Cheap pricks.

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[JPMNICK]

OH man, this is the truth. I'd stay up at night waiting for HBO to put on a movie with Brief Nudity or at least Sexual Situations.



my early tean years....

there was some HBO show with a single guy who was a bachelor, and he used to get a lot of chicks. no idea what the hell the name of the show was though

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[Jack_Doff]

Dream On. major batching when i was 13

[JPMNICK]

YES!! dream on, haha. that was def. it.

I got mad though, as the show progrossed, there was less and less nudity. when i was little, at 2am you were def. going to see boobs. Not so much anymore

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[Jack_Doff]

that did suck, when they tried to make it a real show and the chicks had to have a fifteen minute dissertation before they showed the rack.

I'd like to add, with regards to old school batching, if it wasn't for the Paula Abdul "Straight Up" video, I would never have gone through puberty.


This message was edited by Jack_Doff on 2-5-05 @ 11:57 PM

[JohnnyCash]

Dream On was awesome.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Back in the day

Who the fuck are you kidding, Johnny? You never had a "Day"

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This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-6-05 @ 10:13 AM

[gypsy]

What about when the internet was really slow, and it would take 15 minutes to see a pair of boobs. And that's assuming nothing happened to the connection.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Sears and JC Penny catalogs, lingerie section. They had some fine ass women in them

I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!

[walking joint]

nothing like waiting for the new Victoria Secrets pamphlet to come in the mail...it was gold. the only problem with it is i know my sisters/mom would look through it, so i couldn't just take it and have it disappear. so i would use it and put it back where it was, but always had to check to make sure they wouldn't throw it out. i saw a few in the garbage can and would take it out and keep it myself. or i could click over to the wavy Playboy channel and hope to see a good image of a boob through the wavy lines. from time to time i got audio and it was like heaven.

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[torker]

There was nothing better than looking at National Geographic titties.
Pathetic.
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This message was edited by torker1313 on 2-6-05 @ 1:22 PM

[Johnny Fontane]

Who the fuck are you kidding, Johnny? You never had a "Day"


Yeah, whatever...you're the man. Idiot. Stay on topic.

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[keithy_19]

Caddy Shack on VHS. I would just rewind the one scene with the nudity.

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[A.J.]

some Pat Benatar video, trying desperately to synchronize my batch to the sight of her ass.


Was it "Promises in the Dark"? The video that appears to be from a concert and she's wearing that tight black number?

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[stickyfingers]

having this screenname I feel obligated to contribute to this topic. I would stay at my grandparent's house and they went to bed early. There was HBO and Showtime and Cinemax all night long. So I got ahold of a VHS tape and taped a night of shows. I would even change the channels, flipping back and forth to try and catch the good scenes, so when reviewing the tape you would see the channels changing.

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[JPMNICK]

I always thought sticky fingers meant you were a thief...



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[kevcala]

When I was younger, my best friend lent some kid his copy of Revenge of the Nerds. When he finally got it back the tape played fine, except for the part then they put the cameras in the sorority. During that scene the video would get all wavy and the sound quality would be noticably degraded. We assumed it was do to too much rewinding and rewatching.

we've got bush.

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[Johnny Fontane]

Was it "Promises in the Dark"? The video that appears to be from a concert and she's wearing that tight black number?



YES!!! Though I think it's actually a brown catsuit (details are important to a chronic masturbator).

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[sr71blackbird]

The JC Penny and Sears catalogs with the undies and bras were my first porn too. Did you ever see a Neiman Marcus catalog? I went to their website and checked out their intimate apparel and stuff..Where were these catalogs when I was growing up? I remember when I was 12 or 13 and my friends and I use to hang out down by the swamps and the railroad tracks and we found a treasure trove of Playboy magazines and we thought we died and gone to heaven! I rolled one up and stuffed it in my sock under my pant leg and smuggled it into my house and had home porn for the first time in my life! I was scared shitless that my mom would discover it and I hid it so carefully under the bottom of drawers and other places.

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[FUNKMAN]

Barbara Eden in I Dream Of Jeanie was the one that made me rub my lamp....

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[torker]

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Did you ever make the booby thing with the Land O' Lakes chick on the box? Cut out the knees, make a little three-cut pop-up box on her chest. put the knees underneath...

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[sr71blackbird]

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butter boobs (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/images/butter.jpg) I dont know why the image wont load..
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[FUNKMAN]

Florence Henderson, Barabara Jones, and Tina Louise were able to get the wrinkles out as well...

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[Johnny Fontane]

Florence Henderson, Barabara Jones, and Tina Louise were able to get the wrinkles out as well...


Fascinating. I never batched to Mrs. Brady. If I could identify a particular episode worth batching to, I'd give it a try. Barbara Jones? Who's that? Ginger - many batches. Good times.

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[A.J.]

Good times.

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[mdr55]

Charlie's Angels

Silk Stalkings

[Doogie]

Two words: Audrey Hepburn

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[mdr55]

Denise Austin and all those other exercise programs

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey, stop complaining. Look at what Heckler had to batch to back when he was a wee one.

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[MrPink]

i first started jerkin the gurkin lookin at the bigass jc pennery catalogs that cum in twice a year. soon i learned what the mornin news was and would just jerk to the hot weather lady. those were the days.... oh i gotta watch the news sometime so i can see if i can get off to any hot newsgirls!

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[PapaBear]

I used to sneak into my dad's closet and grab his stash of late 70's-early 80's Penthouse mags after the JC Penney catalogues didn't do it for me anymore. My biggest crush was on Corrine Alphen (the only woman to be Pet of the Month THREE times!!!) She was also in the movie Spring Break. Wow, I gave up a lot of DNA to her!

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[Abrasive Dean]

Mine was to a naked Britt Ekland in a movie called the Wicker Man. That and naked pictures of Rosie Swales (round the world yachtswoman) in her book Children of the Cape Horn.... can't quite remember the ISBN no. though.

Dean

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[JimBeam]

<p>I remember using the Fredreicks Of Hollywood catalogs that were sent to my sisters.</p><p>After using them I tried&nbsp;to&nbsp;lay it back in the same exact manner from when I took it.</p>

I have balls !!!

[DeltaPin]

<p>Catalogs were great, even ads in newspapers.&nbsp; Used to cut out any picture of a model in bra &amp; panties &amp; save them in a shoe box.&nbsp; Good times till Mom found them &amp; threw them away.</p><p>Ginger was good, but Maryann really got it working.</p>

[AppleBoy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Mine was to a naked Britt Ekland in a movie called the Wicker Man <p>I saw that movie a few years ago.&nbsp; Can't say as I blame you for bopping the bishop.</p><p>Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Tiegs helped get the job done.</p><p><img height="432" src="http://www.celebritytrendz.com/images/celebrities/farrahfawcett2.jpg" width="340" border="0" /><img height="360" src="http://www.mum.org/tiegbath.jpg" width="217" border="0" /><br /></p>

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[DeltaPin]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>&nbsp;Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Tiegs helped get the job done.<p>Can't forget the Cheryl Tiegs fishnet swimsuit in Sports Illustrated.<br /></p>

[JimBeam]

<p>Delta at least your mom only found the pics.</p><p>I used to have this tshirt I used to clean up with and I used to throw it way under my bed.</p><p>One time I cam home and I saw it sitting folded&nbsp;on top of laundry that was just completed.</p><p>My mom was like &quot; There was stuff all over it &quot;</p><p>To thius day I have no idea if she knew what it was or not.</p><p>Freaky.</p>

I have balls !!!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Barbara Jones? Who's that? </p><p>sorry, i meant Shirley Jones... might as well throew Jenny Jones in there too</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>http://www.pmpnetwork.com/photos5/JennyJones.jpg</p><p>&nbsp;Why dont we throw Jenny Jones off a cliff, instead?<br />
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Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real?

[FUNKMAN]

thanks Bulldog, that's a hot pic bro...

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