Rapper Houston Gouges Eye Out

[Fallon]

What a nut! (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1496566/20050203/houston_rap.jhtml?headlines=true)

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[A.J.]

"You'll put your eye out!"

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[Iamnotatool]

Holy shit. That dude is fucked up/

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Tall_James]

I see a new trend...PIRATE RAPPERS !!!

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous-- Almost, at times, the Fool.

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[Crippler]

He'll still never be as popular as Bushwick Bill.

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[JohnnyCash]

Thats crazy.

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Thank you Freakshow.

[Tall_James]

And he better not go copy Slick Rick's look...

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous-- Almost, at times, the Fool.

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[Freakshow]

He was just running out of lyrics. Now, he can use Oedipus. That rhymes with everything.

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[FUNKMAN]

he may teach the word of the lord and have a room full of students but he'd still have only one pupil


man that was cornea... i deserve a few lashes for that one

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I see a new trend...PIRATE RAPPERS !!!




His next CD will simply be titled ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!

[Billy Staples]

I thought Houston was aporn star who gang banged like 500 something guys...maybe that's why he's upset

that whore

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Houston...you got a problem!!!

[JustJon]

I smell publicity stunt. None of us have heard of him before he did this.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

He is going to be the new spokesman for

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I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!

[Fallon]

I smell publicity stunt. None of us have heard of him before he did this.
"I Like That" was a hit.

I Like That
I Like That
Girl Freak That Back

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[Tall_James]

"I Like That" was a hit.

Where? Norway?

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[monkeysweat]

He's not a rapper. He's an R&B singer.






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[DJEvelEd]

It gives his boyfriend and extra hole to fuck.

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[SatCam]

It must've been an accident. Bibles have such sharp corners!

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[Ndugu]

Oedipus


holy shit a greek mythology reference

"my comments dont speak well of my ability to debate, or my overall intellectual curiosity"

[Bulldogcakes]

It gives his boyfriend and extra hole to fuck.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Speaking of homosexual disfigurement, ever see those Gay guys that knock out their two front teeth? Disturbing.

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[torker]

Houston, we have a problem. ...
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