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A.J.
02-03-2005, 07:55 AM
This gives new meaning to the phrase "bottoms up":


HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.

"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.

The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.

A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.

Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

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Tall_James
02-03-2005, 07:58 AM
"Oh Sherry!"

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FUNKMAN
02-03-2005, 08:00 AM
sounds like she may have been upset because he couldn't give her children

rumor has it he had a Dry Sack...

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Iamnotatool
02-03-2005, 08:47 AM
If it was just the enema's, I could see maybe it was just fun that got outta hand, but why did she burn his will???

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Billy Staples
02-03-2005, 09:25 AM
I loved the movie of this story with Julia Roberts...

Sleeping with the Enema


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damn...when you think about it, that is one hard core mutha fuckin alcoholice. Give him credit, that was very creative...and we have been known to do some creative thinking.

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Tenbatsuzen
02-03-2005, 09:35 AM
I loved the movie of this story with Julia Roberts...

Sleeping with the Enema


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Kevin
02-03-2005, 09:53 AM
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UnknownPD
02-03-2005, 12:45 PM
Big orange truck of failure .... very funny!

Tall_James
02-03-2005, 12:53 PM
Lethal Sherry Enema


Isn't this the name that Sensational Sherri Martel is using in TNA?

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torker
02-03-2005, 02:45 PM
I would have gone with a nice Beaujolais.

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hyperspace
02-03-2005, 03:02 PM
It just goes to show you...crack can kill!!!!

DJEvelEd
02-03-2005, 03:05 PM
She should be forced to drink it now. Guilty or not!!

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NATRONE_MEANS
02-03-2005, 03:28 PM
YO NATRONE BE GIVIN BITCHES COCAINE ENEMAS THEN NATRONE BE STOMPIN COKEHOLES IN DEY ASS!!!!! NATRONE DRINK SHERRY FOR BREAFAST AND I FUCK SOMEONE UP WHO TRY FUCK WITH MY SHERRY WIT ASS!!!! YOO BITCHES!!!!!

Kevin
02-03-2005, 03:35 PM
Boy after those Sherry Enemas. Boy was his ass Drunk hahaha ..............Yea..........Nothing?

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This message was edited by Kevin on 2-3-05 @ 7:37 PM

DJEvelEd
02-03-2005, 03:36 PM
I might drink my OWN cocaine enema but never anyone else's unless she was REALLY hot and I got to fuck her both before and after I drink said cocaine enema.

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