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FMJeff
02-02-2005, 01:00 PM
Citizens against Nude Juice bars! Unite and form voltron! I'll form the thick head.

sigh (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/02/nude.juice.bar.ap/index.html)

is there nothing sacred? can i not walk into a bar, chug a red bull, see some tits and jerk off with 30 other guys to an x rated picture anymore?

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 01:07 PM
Another sign of the pussifacation of America.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

DJEvelEd
02-02-2005, 01:17 PM
I'm all for it. You ever get a pubic hair in your juice? I was gagging worse than Larry David did!!!

And the SMELL??? Christ!!! I'll need more than juice!! I wanna pour a shot of Jamison on some of those stank South Dakota vaginas!!!!


Juice & titties in front, toilet and fuckable farm animals in the field out back...

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 01:19 PM
Well ED all you hafta do is not go there. There are plenty of bars that are fully dressed. I would not go either i just think they should be allowed to do what ever they want as long as they are not hurting anyone.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-2-05 @ 5:20 PM

DJEvelEd
02-02-2005, 01:26 PM
Where else can I watch Shaun Of The Dead while banging a goat though? I just don't want my juice cuntaminated with diseased pubes...

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Bulldogcakes
02-02-2005, 04:17 PM
The 15-member Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography has organized protests outside the club and filmed patrons in the parking lot to discourage them from entering. Salem hair salon owner Maxine Pulse, the group's co-founder, says she saw men drinking and urinating in the parking lot and dancers coming to the door nude.

"There's a line between right and wrong," Pulse says. "And it seems like anymore nowadays that line has got all jumbled up."

This is so collossally stupid, my hair hurts just reading it. I'd comment, but I don't even know where to start.

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Snoogans
02-02-2005, 06:43 PM
There's a line between right and wrong


i love how these people act like they speak for everyone. Where is the line between right and wrong. if you ask me, titties are right, and barney is wrong.

on a good note, when we are all 55, we'll be able to beat up everyone in their 20's cause their parents would have made them GIANT pussies

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 06:59 PM
There's a line between right and wrong


i love how these people act like they speak for everyone. Where is the line between right and wrong. if you ask me, titties are right, and barney is wrong.

on a good note, when we are all 55, we'll be able to beat up everyone in their 20's cause their parents would have made them GIANT pussies
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Right on Man Absaloutly.

And thank you quote Nazi Funkman.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-2-05 @ 11:27 PM

FUNKMAN
02-02-2005, 07:01 PM
no doubt there is definitely a right way to quote something...

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Snoogans
02-02-2005, 07:12 PM
actually kevin, you did it right, FUNK messed up.

his original was alright funk, cause he quoted a post of mine that included the quote. so you would actually still want the other quote tags so you know i didnt say all of what he quoted like it looks now

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 07:20 PM
i think that is what he ment Snoogs.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-2-05 @ 11:22 PM

Snoogans
02-02-2005, 07:25 PM
no, it was still right the first time, one quote with 2 parts, whatever, i guess it doesnt matter, its just visually more appealing the first way, i think

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 07:27 PM
Yea i see what your saying now your right. I was quoting what quote you were directing your answer towards. or somthing like that........

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

Snoogans
02-02-2005, 07:28 PM
exactly

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mikeyboy
02-02-2005, 07:30 PM
How did this thread go from titties to arguing about the quote button?



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FUNKMAN
02-02-2005, 07:40 PM
you can call me anything you want

just don't quote me

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 07:43 PM
you can call me anything you want

just don't quote me


I just did. what you gunna do BIATCH

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

Snoogans
02-02-2005, 07:44 PM
hello 1995

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Kevin
02-02-2005, 07:45 PM
hahaha good point.

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A.J.
02-03-2005, 02:52 AM
Nude Juice bar

"That wasn't Clamato."


They can also grab a stool at the juice bar


How did Ed miss THAT line?

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JustJon
02-03-2005, 10:21 AM
After Rieger seized on a loophole in the law that allows nudity in such places movie theaters, health clubs and college art classes, Pulse's group dropped its protests for fear of being hit with harassment charges.
And when they shut down his movie theatre, he'll put in gym equipment. And when they shut down his health club, he'll start running art classes...

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