Happy birthday me.

[LordJezo]

2012: Now with a son, 7 months old. No partying or going crazy. Just him sitting with me making baby noises.

2011: 30 with a pregnant wife. Things sure are different than when this thread started.

2010: Another birthday, my last one before I turn 30. I am getting old.

2009: Now married and I bought my first bottle of gin. The cake is no longer a lie because she made me the one from Portal.

2008: A few months away from being married, living with my chick, and now I own a dog. No birthday plans besides going to class tonight. How exciting of a year.

<p>2007:</p><p>Played Gamecube for almost 3 hours.&nbsp; Got served with jury duty for today.&nbsp; What a nice birthday present.&nbsp;&nbsp; I think I got out of it though, my number wasn't called.&nbsp; Hopefully it will stay that way for the rest of the week.&nbsp; Time to go to bed.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2006 update:</p><p>Girlfriend is getting ready in the bathroom for some 80s night bar action. I am on a message board writing in an old thread about my birthday. I'd say this year is a little better than last year. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Last year:</p><p>Well, here I am, at home in a sweatshirt on my birthday thinking about drinking some Sam Adams. Show some love! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>------------------------------------------ </p><p>I KISS YOU! </p><p><a href="http://www.78west.com">The Message Whore Today.. because Democrats dig it!</a></p> <font color="black"></font> <font color="black"></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by LordJezo on 1-29-07 @ 1:20 AM</span>

[mikeyboy edit: jezo asked me to add his 2008 update. Just noting lest you think my edit mark means I'm Jezo]

[JohnnyCash]

Happy Birthday!


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Thank you Freakshow.

[torker]

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Love Always, BRU

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[TheMojoPin]

Well, here I am, at home in a sweatshirt

Would it really be shocking if we found out that's ALL he's wearing?

Nah.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[keithy_19]

Happy birthday you.

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[Kevin]

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You fucking scavenger hunting squirrels. You Ruin everything.

[FUNKMAN]

Happy Birthday!

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[Crippler]

Well Happy Birthday to ya!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hope it was a happy one.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[Tenbatsuzen]

thinking about drinking some Sam Adams.

Always a good decision.

Happy Birthday.



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[Fallon]

Happy Birthday LordJezo!

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[SatCam]

Happy Birthday! You want some of my Uno's Pizza?

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[Kevin]

Happy Birthday! You want some of my Uno's Pizza?


Na Sat. I think he might be Retarded enough not to see if the thing is too hot and burn his mouth. And then blame you for giving him Uno's

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 1-30-05 @ 3:49 PM

[Reephdweller]

http://www.texaspedioto.com/images/electrical_burn2_small.jpg

Happy Birthday!

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[LordJezo]

<p>Awww damn..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BUMP THIS THREAD TO THE TOP DOG!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4 hours till this years birthday.&nbsp; Time to start drinking!&nbsp;</p>

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I KISS YOU!

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[Tall_James]

Happy birthday pal.&nbsp; Wash that sweatshirt.

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[LordJezo]

<p>Lord Jezo made it another year!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sure would be sad if I died and wasn't able to update this thread.&nbsp; Birthdays have shifted back to weekdays for a while.&nbsp; I wonder what I'll be up to next time it lands on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by LordJezo on 1-29-07 @ 1:22 AM</span>

[ralphbxny]

Happy Late Bday !! May you get lots of oral sex!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>don't people have any dignity anymore?</p><p>i'm just kidding but i find it hilarious that people start their own birthday threads!</p><p>A Very Happy Birthday to you LordJezo, you've been a great poster for a long time!!</p><p>Funk</p>

[burrben]

happy birthday

[reeshy]

Happy Birthday, Lordy!!!!!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reeshy on 1-29-07 @ 5:29 AM</span>

[A.J.]

<strong>LordJezo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Show some love! </p><p>Very well.</p><p><img src="http://wholeheartedworship.com/catalog/images/WD2STCover.jpg" border="0" width="342" height="342" /></p><p>And happy birthday!</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">happy birthday, jezo!<br /></font>

[Gvac]

<p>Happy Birthday LJ.&nbsp; </p><p>I hope your day turns out to be a lot more fun than you made it sound.&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

Happy Birthday!

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">This continuous thread idea is interesting, I like it!!! Happy Birthday!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/GrouchShoeCoCadaverSM.jpg" border="0" width="445" height="395" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p>

[Lumber]

Happy Birthday LJ !

[nevnut]

Happy B-day Budday!

[Jughead]

<img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:32TSgpopOUmthM:http://www.sentireascoltare.com/rubriche/cinema/speciali/johnny-cash/cash-folsomprison.jpg" border="0" />Happy b day...LZ...I always give CASH....

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>happy birthday jezo!</p><p>on a side note, im very disappointed in earl for forgetting all these recent birthdays and not posting our birthday threads. get on top of&nbsp;that, would ya,&nbsp;earl!</p>

[DonInNC]

Happy Birthday Lord Zero. If you'd been born&nbsp;36 days earlier, you'd be a Christmas baby.

[Aggie]

<p>Happy B-Day from the Lone Star State: </p><p><img src="http://www.justdessertsbylinda.com/images/texas_cake.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="250" /></p>

[LordJezo]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000080">This continuous thread idea is interesting, I like it!!! Happy Birthday!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>It is kind of nifty to see what I have been up to over the past few years by looking at this thread.</p><p>2005 I was still living with my parents and single.&nbsp; Last year I was off in my new place with a new girlfriend.&nbsp; This year was a calmer version of last year, same girl, same place, less partying since I had to go to work the next day. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At least drinking was a constant in all of them.&nbsp; I wonder what next year will bring. </p>

[LordJezo]

2008 and I am still alive and kicking.

This year: I am the age I will be when I get married, I now have a female living with me, and I also own a dog. Big birthday plans? Nope, just going to sit around until this afternoon and then go to class.

[Chip196]

Happy Birthday!!!

[Dash77]

Happy birthday

[A.J.]

Happy Birthday!

[topless_mike]

Happy Birthday...

[Dougie Brootal]

happy birthday dude! if you would wait a while maybe someone would post a birthday thread for you.

[WampusCrandle]

happy birthday - go out on your birthday and dont play video games

[buzzard]

Happy Birthday Jezo! your posts never cease to amaze me.your one of those people who make all this fun,thought provoking,creepy & silly(at times) enjoy yer day Sir! :clap:
I usually offer some sort of Lemon Party reference pic however for you...


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[LordJezo]

happy birthday dude! if you would wait a while maybe someone would post a birthday thread for you.

yeah but this thread is tradition.. been keeping it up for four years now. Just need a mod to edit the main post for me so I can keep a nice log.

happy birthday - go out on your birthday and dont play video games

Too late! I have already sunk a few hours in the Lord of the Rings Online, but what else can I do? Class doesnt start until 6 and it goes all the way until 9:30. Yay celebration.

[bobrobot]

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another year rolls around... congrats!!!

[ScottFromGA]

i hope I don't have to wish myself a happy birthday, next monday...Feburary the 4th......:laugh:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Happy Burftday Ya Lovable Creep

[ralphbxny]

Happy Birthday ya crazy bastard!

[MadMatt]

Happy Birthday Budday!!!

[ANC]

Happy Birthday!!

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[Jughead]

<img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:32TSgpopOUmthM:http://www.sentireascoltare.com/rubriche/cinema/speciali/johnny-cash/cash-folsomprison.jpg" border="0" />Happy b day...LZ...I always give CASH....

From me 2008..Have a great day..at least ill bet your sweatshirt is clean...:smile:

[spot]

Happy Birthday. Your threads are an inspiration to us all.

[sailor]

<font size="2">happy birthday, jezo!<br /></font>

ibid.

[cougarjake13]

em yadhtrib yppah



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[WampusCrandle]

sounds like a better birthday each year - congrats on the marriage!

[LordJezo]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4783/portalot0.jpg

Cake isn't a lie.

Neither is my birthday.

I guess I am 28 now.

Married.

With a Portal cake made by my wife.


Like this..

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5340/thecakeisalieportalby2.jpg

[jennysmurf]

That may be the most awesome cake EVER!!!!! Happy Smurfday to you!

[KC2OSO]

Happy birthday man Jezo.

[Gvac]

Happy birthday, buddy.

[Aggie]

I can't see your cake. :(

Happy Birthday!

[ANC]

I can't see your cake. :(

Happy Birthday!

:lol:... oh you said 'cake'

Happy Birthday buddy!!!:clap:

[WampusCrandle]

happy burfday!!! :drunk:

[cougarjake13]

yadhtrib yppah

[LordJezo]

Oh man here we go again.

Another birthday, my last one before I turn 30. I am getting old.

[weekapaugjz]

i hope the boys at the gym get you a cake!

happy birthday creep.

[~Katja~]

29???? I could have sworn you were 49...

Happy Birthday!

[jennysmurf]

Here's to the commies not getting you for another year!:drunk:

Happy Smurfday!

[disneyspy]

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[ANC]

Happy Birfday Jezo Budday! :clap:

[topless_mike]

happy birthday yo.
hope its a good one.

xoxo

[LordJezo]

xoxo

Speaking of xo, I got this as a gift.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5959/lovebeingblack.jpg

[Aggie]

happy birthday!

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[STC-Dub]

Happy Birthday!

[Sarge]

Happy Birthday!

[TripleSkeet]

Speaking of xo, I got this as a gift.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5959/lovebeingblack.jpg

Aggie just got a little moist.

[opie's twisted balls]

generic happy birthday wishes, take ten bucks from petty cash and buy yourself something nice

[LordJezo]

2011: 30 with a pregnant wife. Things sure are different than when this thread started.

[disneyspy]

happy rappy birthday lord jezo
congrats on getting her preggo
now keep her away from the dingo
and keep your hands offa my tenga eggo

[zildjian361]

happy Bday DIS:clap:

[disneyspy]

happy Bday DIS:clap:

W THE F?

[spoon]

W THE F?

He's been drinking keystone since noon and has a thing for grey balls.

[disneyspy]

He's been drinking keystone since noon and has a thing for grey balls.

I DONT HAVE GREY BALLS!!1

i have posted a pic of my beuties

[LordJezo]

Anyone near Clifton want to join us for bowling?

We will be at van houten lanes at 830.

[Jayw]

I DONT HAVE GREY BALLS!!1

i have posted a pic of my beuties

Unfortunately I was following that listening thread hah. happy birthday jezo.

[jennysmurf]

Happy Smurfday stranger!

[spoon]

Anyone near Clifton want to join us for bowling?

We will be at van houten lanes at 830.

Dammit, I was just at the Shannon Rose too! Let's just meet at the LA Fitness and exchange lifting diet recipes and call it a day shall we?

[weekapaugjz]

Anyone near Clifton want to join us for bowling?

We will be at van houten lanes at 830.

happy birthday! hope you had a rocking time.

you should come around these parts more often. any more tenga eggs?

[Philly Franko]

Happy Birthday Hope you had a great day and night....How did U Bowl ?:drunk:

[Chigworthy]

I went to Van Heusen lanes at 8:30 and all I got was this lousy button-up shirt!!! I'm fucking pissed off now!!!

[LordJezo]

2012: Now with a son, 7 months old. No partying or going crazy. Just him sitting with me making baby noises.

[disneyspy]

congrats and happy


this thread is a cool little time capsule

[jennysmurf]

2012: Now with a son, 7 months old. No partying or going crazy. Just him sitting with me making baby noises.

Why are you making baby noises? Is that some sort of new fetish? Happy Smurfday, Freakazoid.

[Crispy123]

A son hunh? I lost THAT bet.

Congrats and happy birthday!

[keithy_19]

2012: Now with a son, 7 months old. No partying or going crazy. Just him sitting with me making baby noises.

So where's the kid?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


:flush:

[keithy_19]

Why are you making baby noises? Is that some sort of new fetish? Happy Smurfday, Freakazoid.

Damn you for beating me to it you wonderful creature you.

:wub:

[LordJezo]

Yeah oops, little mistype there.

So what op can update the main thread? We need to get the 2012 thing to keep up with so many years of tradition.

[cougarjake13]

Syppah yppah

[LordJezo]

Hmm.. big change this year as I have my first new job in almost a decade.

Didn't see this one coming a year ago. Good stuff.

[disneyspy]

happy birthday,always enjoy seeing this thread bumped

[jennysmurf]

Happy Smurfday!! Like Santa Claus, LordJezo only shows up once a year.

[keithy_19]

Happy birthday, budday! :clap:

[spoon]

joke is on you

jezo is dead, just reborn (just a new date...usually around late March/early April)

[LordJezo]

happy birthday,always enjoy seeing this thread bumped

Its great to see what I have been up to over the past many years. Went from hanging out with cocktails and video games to being married, having a child, and now having a new job.

New job is more of a shock than having the kid. Didn't think the company would implode like it did and be trying to run everyone out. Now we need to wait for next year to see if things stay how they are..

[LordJezo]

The lack of mod updates on this thread depresses me.

Someone needs to update the first post.

[LordJezo]

Ugh.

Worked a night shift last night, working a night shift tonight, work and some class tonight.

0 fun.

Miserable today.

[A.J.]

Happy Birthday! Celebrate with some grilled penis!

[spoon]

Happy gym day!

[LordJezo]

2014: Giving getting an MBA a second shot, heading out to night class tonight and then an overnight shift at work. This morning I worked another overnight shift that ended up being cancelled half way through which screwed up my whole schedule.

2013: First year with a new job after being at the old one for almost a decade

2012: Now with a son, 7 months old. No partying or going crazy. Just him sitting with me making baby noises.

2011: 30 with a pregnant wife. Things sure are different than when this thread started.

2010: Another birthday, my last one before I turn 30. I am getting old.

2009: Now married and I bought my first bottle of gin. The cake is no longer a lie because she made me the one from Portal.

2008: A few months away from being married, living with my chick, and now I own a dog. No birthday plans besides going to class tonight. How exciting of a year.

2007:

Played Gamecube for almost 3 hours. Got served with jury duty for today. What a nice birthday present. I think I got out of it though, my number wasn't called. Hopefully it will stay that way for the rest of the week. Time to go to bed.



2006 update:

Girlfriend is getting ready in the bathroom for some 80s night bar action. I am on a message board writing in an old thread about my birthday. I'd say this year is a little better than last year.



Last year:

Well, here I am, at home in a sweatshirt on my birthday thinking about drinking some Sam Adams. Show some love!

[thepaulo]

You don't have time for birthdays, let alone, Gamecube!

[jennysmurf]

We could bump your thread every year if you had your birthday in your profile! I don't know if you know this, but bumping birthday threads is kinda my thing.

[keithy_19]

We could bump your thread every year if you had your birthday in your profile! I don't know if you know this, but bumping birthday threads is kinda my thing.

It's getting to be a problem really. We're thinking of putting her back on garbage duty.

[jennysmurf]

It's getting to be a problem really. We're thinking of putting her back on garbage duty.

You just hush. :annoyed:

[keithy_19]

You just hush. :annoyed:

Fine. You can stay in the kitchen. Bare foot and pregnant like a good lass.

[spoon]

Make him sandwiches!

[CountryBob]

2014: Giving getting an MBA a second shot, heading out to night class tonight and then an overnight shift at work. This morning I worked another overnight shift that ended up being cancelled half way through which screwed up my whole schedule.

2013: First year with a new job after being at the old one for almost a decade

2012: Now with a son, 7 months old. No partying or going crazy. Just him sitting with me making baby noises.

2011: 30 with a pregnant wife. Things sure are different than when this thread started.

2010: Another birthday, my last one before I turn 30. I am getting old.

2009: Now married and I bought my first bottle of gin. The cake is no longer a lie because she made me the one from Portal.

2008: A few months away from being married, living with my chick, and now I own a dog. No birthday plans besides going to class tonight. How exciting of a year.

2007:

Played Gamecube for almost 3 hours. Got served with jury duty for today. What a nice birthday present. I think I got out of it though, my number wasn't called. Hopefully it will stay that way for the rest of the week. Time to go to bed.



2006 update:

Girlfriend is getting ready in the bathroom for some 80s night bar action. I am on a message board writing in an old thread about my birthday. I'd say this year is a little better than last year.



Last year:

Well, here I am, at home in a sweatshirt on my birthday thinking about drinking some Sam Adams. Show some love!

this has made me think of starting a yearly list of my life

[jennysmurf]

this has made me think of starting a yearly list of my life

Making a list of CBob's accomplishments would make a great thread. :happy:

[spoon]

whole lot of old lady and cousin banging

[jennysmurf]

whole lot of old lady and cousin banging

And a healthy amount of vittles and bourbon.

[deliciousV]

And a healthy amount of vittles and bourbon.

Count me in!

[jennysmurf]

Count me in!

Let's rustle up a mess a somethin!

[deliciousV]

Let's rustle up a mess a somethin!

I'm thinking fried breaded pork chops, collards, corn bread, and pinto beans cooked with a healthy slab of fatback.

[deliciousV]

I'm thinking fried breaded pork chops, collards, corn bread, and pinto beans cooked with a healthy slab of fatback.

followed by a proper southern style banana pudding, the kind with Nilla wafers for a crust.

[LordJezo]

So for my own reminder in years to come, both night shifts were cancelled after I had arrived at work due to the various generator and UPS vendors screwing up their whole setup.

Meh.

Early Times tonight, who's with me?

[cougarjake13]

Fine. You can stay in the kitchen. Bare foot and pregnant like a good lass.



Wow
Man
Kinda fucked up

[cougarjake13]

So for my own reminder in years to come, both night shifts were cancelled after I had arrived at work due to the various generator and UPS vendors screwing up their whole setup.

Meh.

Early Times tonight, who's with me?



I have jack is that good ?