Review: HIDE AND SEEK

[fezident]

This movie was so amazingly bad that it was hard to sit through. I was literally looking at the ceiling tiles for some of it.
It's not scary.
It's not shocking.
It's not even "tense".

It's just bad.




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[Tall_James]

Now THIS is a movie review that is helpful! I don't have to wade through narrative bullshit in order to know if the movie sucks or not.

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[torker]

Oh, Bobby...
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You blew it!

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[FUNKMAN]

try this one... i liked it alot

and thanks for the tip!

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[Kevin]

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humm. does not look THAT bad

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Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[TheMojoPin]

I've never even heard of this movie.

Did it have trailers?

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[HBox]

Robert DeNiro is Charlie. He killed his wife.



Who lives in a body bag under the sea?

[fezident]

Hey Hbox.
You obviously saw HIDE AND SUCK...

Question: What was the friggin' point of Emily disfiguring the dolls AND exactly how did she manage to disfigure them? I mean, her friend came over, she handed Emily the doll, Emily holds it for a minute, and when she hands it back to her friend...the dolls' face is all scooped out and melted!! What did that have to do with ANYTHING?!! The little friend never says "why/how did you do that?" and neither do the adults?

Also;
Emily draws pictures of "Charlie" all the time. WHY THE FUCK does Charlie have a beard and long hair in the drawings? Is it solely so that we, the audience, would think the realtor (with the long hair and beard) was part of the plot?

AND:
Why doesn't Emily just say to her dad "Why did you kill Mommy?" Or tell the cops? Or Famke Jensen?

This movie both sucks AND blows.

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[Melrapuo]

Robert DeNiro is Charlie. He killed his wife.

I've only seen one preview for this movie, and an ending like that makes me thankful that I didn't waste money to see it.

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[Kevin]

Robert DeNiro is Charlie. He killed his wife.

STOP IT. NO WAY. Your lying. NeXT thing your going to tell me is that Bobby D was dead during the whole movie.

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You fucking scavenger hunting squirrels. You Ruin everything.

[torker]

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phoning in yet another performance

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[fezident]

NeXT thing your going to tell me is that Bobby D was dead during the whole movie.



Ugh. Dont get me started! I dont care what anyone says; the ending to the Sixth Sense does not hold up. Too many holes.

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[Crippler]

I just saw this steaming pile of elephant dung. In retrospect, I should have read this topic earlier. I didn't, simply because I had no intention of seeing this film. But I was out with a buddy & he seemed interested in it, so we went.

Well, there's nearly two hours of my life I'm never getting back. How could a movie with Elisabeth Shue (I LOVE THIS WOMAN), and Famke Janssen (always hot) suck?! And DeNiro is the lead? And it still sucks?!

My first thought once the twist was revealed was, "Sure, Johnny Depp didn't have a creepy little kid to follow around, but I liked this movie better when it was called Secret Window."

If you truly want to know what it feels like to watch this movie without leaving your home, run a steamy shower, light a few candles, tape a picture of one hot blonde and one hot brunette to the bathroom mirror, surround those two pictures with some kid's fingerpaintings, take out a $10 bill & wipe your ass with it.

AWFUL!

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This message was edited by Crippler on 1-29-05 @ 11:47 PM

[Kevin]

So.......Your saying that you did not like it Cripps? I was not too sure.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.