What's next...doing lines of Scope?

[FMJeff]

people are silly (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/27/mouthwash.dui.ap/index.html)

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It made my heart sing.

[Doogie]

The mythbusters took care of this myth about two seasons ago. She was loaded on crack or some other alcohol that hasnt been disclosed yet. Hell lets just say she is high on crack and sweep one under the rug.

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[IamFogHat]

I'm a fan of abusing Robotussin, but Listerine?

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[mikeyboy]

I heard she had an open package of these on the front seat.

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[FUNKMAN]

this woman freshens up the bathroom by taking a piss

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[Snoogans]

nose candy

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[ADF]

There's no hope in Scope.

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[mikeyboy]

Up with hope. Down with scope.

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.medco-school.com/images/products/69620L.jpg


I've always loved this stuff, notice the BIG FUCKING Q!!





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[ChickenHawk]

They're called "Listerbums."

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[morecowbell11]

in high school my friend swore that if you put toothpaste on a cigarette and smoked it you would get high. so one night when noone had weed there were four idiots sitting in a basement smoking colgate. it might have been my dumbest moment up to date

"whos dick do i have to suck to get a sig pick" - morecowbell11

[FUNKMAN]

sitting in a basement smoking colgate


i used to help make this toothpaste as a laborer at the Colgate Plant and inhaled every powder or fume of every ingredient that went into the final product but never got even a buzz

this one powdered ingredient named ZEO would make you hair feel like brillo

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[Bulldogcakes]

Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day.

Police "Lady you're obviously drunk, but DAMN! Your breath is so minty fresh!"



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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Police Officer : "Miss, would you please step out of the car for me?"

Woman: "What now? You want me to walk a line? Follow your pen with my eyes? Say the alphabet backwards?"

PO: "No mama, please just open your mouth."

Woman: "Umm, OK" ::opens mouth::

PO: "You see that Bill? No Plaque! You have the right to remain silent miss..........."

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[FUNKMAN]

i heard she douches with Lavoris

for that minty fresh clitoris

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[Bulldogcakes]

i heard she douches with Lavoris

for that minty fresh clitoris

Funk, you rhymin fool! Funny!!

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.dailyjolt.com/contests/halloween/images/entries/2003/amherst_wn.jpg

This guy got too close to a tampoonie.

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[A.J.]

she drank three glasses of Listerine

Neat or on the rocks? Fruit or no fruit?

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[IamFogHat]

I wonder how Bennicio feels this morning.

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