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wilee
01-27-2005, 09:31 AM
Jenna Jameson's putting out ringtones now.
Jenna's "Moan Tones" (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/index.html)
Do you think that Sweet Melissa could sue?
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Snoogans
01-27-2005, 09:33 AM
i might do that just to have someone call me in an embarrassing place, like a bank or something.
that would be some funny shit
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http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/vert.jameson.jpg
This may be the worst pic of her I've ever seen. She looks less attractive then Chyna.
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TheGameHHH
01-27-2005, 10:22 AM
every time i see a picture of her, she never looks the same
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JustJon
01-27-2005, 01:43 PM
If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention
Best line in the whole article.
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Iamnotatool
01-27-2005, 01:44 PM
Doesn't matter what her face looks like, I'd like to fuck it from behind just to spank the Heartbreaker tattoo.
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Bulldogcakes
01-27-2005, 03:40 PM
every time i see a picture of her, she never looks the same
She's addicted to 2 things. Sex and plastic surgery.
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Crippler
01-27-2005, 03:51 PM
I pray she doesn't get as out of hand as Tabitha Stevens. Tabitha used to be a pretty girl with a talent for hobbing knob. Now she's one facial surgery away from being a space alien.
And yeah, I would consider buying a moan tone...and I would definitely buy one if she said my name.
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Bulldogcakes
01-27-2005, 03:59 PM
Have you ever seen her early vids? Her rack was less than half they are now.
Me personally, I liked them better then.
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furie
01-27-2005, 04:01 PM
if i owned a cellphone, then yes.
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TheMojoPin
01-27-2005, 04:10 PM
I pray she doesn't get as out of hand as Tabitha Stevens. Tabitha used to be a pretty girl with a talent for hobbing knob. Now she's one facial surgery away from being a space alien.
And yeah, I would consider buying a moan tone...and I would definitely buy one if she said my name.
Houston takes the cake when it comes to insane porn star plastic surgery.
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SatCam
01-27-2005, 04:48 PM
Why buy that when vibrate comes FREE?
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Crippler
01-27-2005, 04:49 PM
Houston takes the cake when it comes to insane porn star plastic surgery.
I know she had the upper lips pumped up, and I'm sure she's on her 4th or 5th rack by now, but has her face become as un-human as Tabitha? Or does she take the cake just based on the fact that she had to have plastic surgery on her lower lips as well?
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mdr55
01-27-2005, 04:53 PM
Got any before and after pics of those 2 gals?
torker
01-27-2005, 05:01 PM
Jenna looks hot in corn~rows
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torker
01-27-2005, 05:02 PM
Jenna looks hot in corn~rows
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Reephdweller
01-27-2005, 05:08 PM
I'd take a sweet melissa moan-tone any day over one from Jenna Jameson.
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TheMojoPin
01-27-2005, 05:09 PM
Houston takes the cake when it comes to insane porn star plastic surgery.
I know she had the upper lips pumped up, and I'm sure she's on her 4th or 5th rack by now, but has her face become as un-human as Tabitha? Or does she take the cake just based on the fact that she had to have plastic surgery on her lower lips as well?
Judge these NSFW Houston photos for herself. Hell, those aren't even the most current pics. (http://www.houston-pornstar.com/)
Tabitha has had obvious work...but looks like a ton of other girls who've had similar procedures. Houston honestly scares me.
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Justice4all
01-27-2005, 05:09 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/vert.jameson.jpg
When did Sable start doing porn???????
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