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Fallon
01-26-2005, 05:37 PM
I didn't know she was a lesbian, now I find out she's doing Ellen DeGeneres. Damn, good work Ellen!

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JPMNICK
01-26-2005, 05:38 PM
WHAT? i think she is so hot.

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BoondockSaint
01-26-2005, 05:41 PM
So that's why she wouldn't go out with me.

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Fallon
01-26-2005, 05:42 PM
WHAT?
ELLEN'S NEW LOVE ERASES PAST (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ps/20041224/110388007000.html)

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Hoojibs
01-26-2005, 05:53 PM
Ellen must have a huge cock.

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JPMNICK
01-26-2005, 05:54 PM
Thats such a downgrade for portia. she could get a way hotter chick than that.

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Kevin
01-26-2005, 05:58 PM
This is bullshit. Not only is she not funny. But she gets incredibly hot chicks. How is it fair.

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FUNKMAN
01-26-2005, 05:59 PM
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mdr55
01-26-2005, 06:09 PM
When I first read that she and Ellen were hooking up, I didn't believe. Hopefully Portia will snap out of it.

Damn Portia's too hot to be licking the ladies. F-you Ellen for wanting to be a man.

Bulldogcakes
01-26-2005, 06:09 PM
I didn't know she was a lesbian

No big secret (http://www.famousandgay.com/r.html)

I say career move.

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fezident
01-26-2005, 06:22 PM
Sometimes....I think Ellen is attractive. Not hot but, not exactly stricken with ugliness.
Am I gonna be okay?

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Melrapuo
01-26-2005, 06:24 PM
Am I gonna be okay?


As long as you don't touch yourself.

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Tall_James
01-26-2005, 06:38 PM
The real reason why Ellen got Portia...

TOTALLY NSFW !!! (http://www.sextoyparty.com/bp4931.html)

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angrymissy
01-27-2005, 04:47 AM
Portia de Rossi's been a lesbo for a long time

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JPMNICK
01-27-2005, 04:48 AM
I hope she is bi so I have a fighting chance.

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A.J.
01-27-2005, 04:57 AM
Sometimes....I think Ellen is attractive. Not hot but, not exactly stricken with ugliness.
Am I gonna be okay?

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Ellen IS attractive. And she has a nice rack.

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JohnnyCash
01-27-2005, 09:32 AM
Portia is very hot. Good for Ellen.

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JustJon
01-27-2005, 01:47 PM
De Rossi campaigned hard and thought the Golden Globe judges would salivate at the prospect of her and DeGeneres posing together on their red carpet.
Explains everything.



Ellen IS attractive. And she has a nice rack.

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fiestygal
01-27-2005, 02:01 PM
she is attractive although she was prettier when she used to have thick brooke sheilds-esque eye brows when she first started out

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