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IamFogHat

01-26-2005, 07:09 AM

So yesterday I was going to Giant to drop off a disposable camera. I get out the car and start walking towards the store. At this point I notice that it's a little cold down by my crotch. I'm like 'that's odd' and realize my fly must be open. Almost at the door to the store by this point I look down and see that my fly is in fact down...and my wiener is totally sticking through it, for all the world to see. I thought it was funny, but also wondered if anyone who saw me thought I was a pervert. Just thought I'd share.

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Iamnotatool

01-26-2005, 07:20 AM

Stop spankin in the car outside the preschool you perv.

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IamFogHat

01-26-2005, 07:21 AM

haha, well I hope it happened in the car because I was at class all morning before that.

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TheMojoPin

01-26-2005, 09:08 AM

"Train" it to wave and all will be well.

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FUNKMAN

01-26-2005, 09:44 AM

"Train" it to wave

or get that one eye to wink

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torker

01-26-2005, 01:06 PM

but also wondered if anyone who saw me thought I was a pervert.

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angie101

01-26-2005, 01:15 PM

hahahaha...... this story brighten up my day.

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Iamnotatool

01-26-2005, 02:08 PM

My weiner could brighten up your entire world!

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FUNKMAN

01-26-2005, 02:32 PM

"it's great to be with a wiener"

always liked that commercial

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Bulldogcakes

01-26-2005, 03:48 PM

Ever heard of UNDERWEAR? Kind of lowers the worst case scenario.
Don't feel bad, your not the 1st person I've seen like that. I see homeless drunks with their dicks hanging out living under the subway all the time. I'll just file you away in that catagory.

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walking joint

01-26-2005, 03:51 PM

what a ridickulous story

ugh, i suck

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Bulldogcakes

01-26-2005, 03:52 PM

I laughed. But I'm easy.

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cumbiero_81

01-27-2005, 05:34 AM

I would be worried if nobody noticed...

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stickyfingers

01-27-2005, 06:07 AM

did you get the beans above the frank?

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IamFogHat

01-27-2005, 06:11 AM

[quote]I would be worried if nobody noticed...
[quote]

me too... :confuse:

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This message was edited by IamFogHat on 1-27-05 @ 10:12 AM

A.J.

01-27-2005, 06:18 AM

I thought this was going to be about:

http://www.house.gov/weiner/images/main_photo.jpg
U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner (http://www.house.gov/weiner/bio.htm)

OR

http://www.abcmedianet.com/shows03/news/correspondents/i/weiner.jpg
NANCY WEINER ABC News correspondent, NewsOne

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angie101

01-27-2005, 12:53 PM

My weiner could brighten up your entire world!

No thanks.

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ChildofFez

01-27-2005, 01:38 PM

http://hollandsentinel.com/feature/tuliptimess98/images/042998/tul_weinervilleLR.jpg

I thought Marc weiner was making a comeback...damn!

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torker

01-27-2005, 06:03 PM

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old-fan

01-27-2005, 07:34 PM

ok didnt the cold weather on your cak indicate it may have been hanging out at all?

bte that cover with"where is my foreskin" made me almost choke on my jello dammit.

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SatCam

01-28-2005, 11:36 AM

I've always been fond of heating my hot dogs before eating. I guess I'm not a big fan of cold weiners.

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