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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 04:26 PM
EVERY TIME I get a big candle as a gift or we have one around the house, it always dies WAY too early. I have NEVER burned a large scented candle down to the bottom. The wick ALWAYS does something, and the candle is a big fucking lump of useless wax. This is why when I get one for myself, I get a medium to small size.

Anyone?

FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 04:34 PM
my daughter got a candle the size of a gallon paint can for x-mas.

i was using it in the basement and left it for about 5 hours. it turns out the sidewall of the candle cracked open and 3/4 of the wax spilled out onto the plate it was sitiing on, then onto the table, then onto a stepladder underneath the table and onto the floor.

it was a decent mess to clean up

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pOOpsHIp
01-24-2005, 04:34 PM
I find it hard to believe someone called Death Metal moe buys/worries about candles.

Take it to Martha's board, Nancy.

Hottub
01-24-2005, 04:38 PM
Before you light said large candle, trim the wick to about 1/4". An oversized wick will suck the life out of a good candle.
I personally, only use Yankee Candles. (the ones in the mason jars) Smell great and burn for a freakin' month!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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DJEvelEd
01-24-2005, 04:39 PM
Now they make a candle size for every orifice.

I've seen some vagina that could handle
a paint can candle.

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 04:45 PM
You got it right Hottub. Yankee are the only ones that actually smell like what they say they do, and actually send that smell around the room. That's why they're a little more expensive.

And poopship, my name only tells you what kind of music I love to play and listen to. I am much more than a name. Would a Death Metal Moe by any other name, still be as Metal?

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 04:47 PM
the Glade tri-color candles are pretty good too

they got some smell and don't burn too quick

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Hottub
01-24-2005, 04:53 PM
How gay is this thread??

Yeah, I'm rockin the glade tri-colors too. Decent bang for the buck. Not a Yankee, put pretty fair.



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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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TheGameHHH
01-24-2005, 05:11 PM
No matter where I live I always have a Honeydew Melon Yankee Candle burning. I think they're cool.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-24-2005, 05:13 PM
Yankee Candles rock. Especially the Clean Cotton.

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 05:14 PM
vanilla is a nice smell

sometimes burning incense is alright

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:15 PM
How gay is this thread??


I don't think keeping your living space smelling nice is gay. Plus, I didn't say "Hey guys, let's all put our handbags on and meet to candle shop after a light brunch at a teahouse I found on someone's blog." I just like scents. I burn inscence in my car, I got an oil burner I LOVE for my birthday, and I have scented candles.

And after all that, I'd still like sex with women.

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TheMojoPin
01-24-2005, 05:15 PM
This thread makes me realize how honestly and truly I missed Moe's board topics.

Anyway, my mom has tons of huge candles that are years, some decades, old that are totally worthless because the wick fell apart. Most aren't even half used. She says she keeps them all for sentimental reasons...I think she's just gone mad.

So my vote goes to "total shit."

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:17 PM
Yankee Candles rock. Especially the Clean Cotton.

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I almost got the Clean Cotton last time I was in the store. I went with some sort of fall harvest smell though. Love those spices. It kinda makes my room smell like I'm baking a pumpkin pie all night.

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JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 05:18 PM
Would a Death Metal Moe by any other name, still be as Metal?




Thats deep


And as for the candle. Those large cancles suck for burning. But i think trimming the wick helps, as well as burning it in smaller segments and giving it time to cool.



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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 05:18 PM
what about Pot Pourri? have you tried it and how does it match up?

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JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 05:19 PM
Clean cotton is far an away the best smelling candle. I always have one burning. I also like to put dryer sheets in all of my sweater drawers.

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:19 PM
This thread makes me realize how honestly and truly I missed Moe's board topics.

Anyway, my mom has tons of huge candles that are years, some decades, old that are totally worthless because the wick fell apart. Most aren't even half used. She says she keeps them all for sentimental reasons...I think she's just gone mad.

So my vote goes to "total shit."

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You had me at Total Shit.

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JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 05:20 PM
You had me at Total Shit.



wasn't that the end of the post? So how did he have you at that? :)

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 05:21 PM
i'm getting an itch to try some interior decorating

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:23 PM
what about Pot Pourri? have you tried it and how does it match up?

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I have not. But I'm not that interested because of the fact that you always find a bag of the stuff sitting in someone's closet after awhile, devoid of any smell. Or like a sachet in someone woman's dresser drawer. That shit loses it's scent too quickly for my liking.

I got an oil burner for my birthday like I said, and it gives off a pleasant scent, a little more intense than a candle depending how much oil you add to the water, and no smoke.

I've run through dozens of tea light candles already. They only last for like 4 hours. GAY!!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-24-2005, 05:25 PM
Love those spices.


My favorite is Asian Spice from Pier One. Ahint of patchouli with other spices.

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JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 05:26 PM
I love Posh Spice. TO bad she is married to that gay english soccer player

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 05:26 PM
some people put perfumed soaps in their drawers

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:30 PM
I love Posh Spice. TO bad she is married to that gay english soccer player

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Bulldogcakes
01-24-2005, 05:30 PM
I like natural scents. Like Dog farts. Mmmmmmm.

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Hottub
01-24-2005, 05:31 PM
Yeah Moe, the oil is the shit. But those pussy-ass tea lights don't last too long. I got a sweet oil thingy in Colonia, Uraguay (see Jeff's thread) and it rocks!

My wife got an assload of tealights from Rag Shop to keep the oil burning "for long time."

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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Kevin
01-24-2005, 05:31 PM
guess i was wrong.

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:32 PM
You had me at Total Shit.



wasn't that the end of the post? So how did he have you at that? :)

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See, I actually insulted him by saying his compliment didn't mean anything to me, and it was only at the END of his post that I thought he said anything interesting.

I was secretly a bastard.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-24-2005, 05:36 PM
I'm a fan of the Yankee Candle tarts (http://www.yankeecandle.com/cgi-bin/ycbvp/listing.jsp?category=%2fRetail%2fCandles%2fTarts%2 6reg%3b+Wax+Potpourri).

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-24-05 @ 9:37 PM

Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:43 PM
Oh great! THANKS FUZZYBUTT!!! Now I have a NEW place to spend my money online!!!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-24-2005, 05:46 PM
Eh, come to Newport mall and spend only 3% sales tax.

And the Autumn Lodge looks great! :p

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 05:47 PM
OK, now I actually DO feel gay.

I followed that link Fuzzybutt put up, and I got EXCITED when I saw that the Yankee Candle website had a "Bath and Body" area.

I was actually looking forward to smelling like my favorite candle scents. Maybe a body wash to Loofa on.

::hangs head in shame::

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-24-2005, 05:56 PM
Even I know my limits.

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pOOpsHIp
01-24-2005, 05:59 PM
Maybe Death Angel will add you to the liner notes of their next cd...

Thanking you for helping them come out of the closet, or something...

( In Falsetto) ;


Death Metal Moe....

What do you know!

Hows 'bout a kiss, or maybe a BLOW!!!!




Thats just the chorus, I have more....

Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 06:09 PM
Maybe Death Angel will add you to the liner notes of their next cd...

Thanking you for helping them come out of the closet, or something...

( In Falsetto) ;


Death Metal Moe....

What do you know!

Hows 'bout a kiss, or maybe a BLOW!!!!




Thats just the chorus, I have more....



I'll be holding my breath, waiting for that.

HEY! It'll be even easier to hold my breath with their dick in my mouth, right?

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mdr55
01-24-2005, 06:13 PM
Eh, come to Newport mall and spend only 3% sales tax.



Yeah......but they get you back in the parking fees. :(

JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 06:13 PM
[I was secretly a bastard.

It's not a secret angel. We all know

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Bulldogcakes
01-24-2005, 06:14 PM
http://www.metallibrary.ru/bands/discographies/judas_priest/photos/rob_halford_01.jpg

If you're into Metal there's NO WAY you can possbly be gay . . . . . . . . Oh thats right. Never mind

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 06:21 PM
http://www.metallibrary.ru/bands/discographies/judas_priest/photos/rob_halford_01.jpg

If you're into Metal there's NO WAY you can possbly be gay . . . . . . . . Oh thats right. Never mind

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

This older rocker kinda guy I know was PISSED as all hell at a party one night when someone brought up Halford.

They were dressing like Rob back in the 80's and thought he was cool as hell. Then years later, Halford said something to the effect of "My onstage dress was a joke and people took it seriously."

This guy was FUCKING PISSED that he was played like that.

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 06:22 PM
i tried these Glade scented oil plug-ins... they even provide some light and the odor was good

but last week i put a refill into a plug-in where the bulb burnt out and it doesn't seem to provide as much scent

i think they take heat from the socket electricity but maybe it's the heat from the bulb?

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JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 06:25 PM
the buld heats the oil. You def. need the bulb

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 06:36 PM
thanks bro... just for that you can have my bruschetta recipe

> diced tomatas
> diced onions
> crushed raw garlic
> olive oil
> red wine vinegar
> salt
> pepper
> oregano

toast some fresh semolina italian bread and enjoy

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Death Metal Moe
01-24-2005, 06:49 PM
Now, I'm starvin'!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-24-2005, 06:50 PM
Me too! Yummy!

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JPMNICK
01-24-2005, 06:53 PM
If anyone wants it, I can send you my chili receipe. I brought some into work today, and ever person agreed it is the best they have ever had.

The secret is no chopmeat, instead I used baby back pork ribs.

I will share all secrets.


5 bucks to my paypal



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pOOpsHIp
01-24-2005, 07:07 PM
Are you guys trading recipies now?

Good god.

What's next?
Tupperware?

Avon?

Football is not even over yet, and you girls already have achy vaginas....

fluffernutter
01-24-2005, 07:08 PM
What the FUCK are you ripping on Death Angel for?

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You are a bitch AND a cunt. May you wallow in filth scumbag. Bitter?

EndangeredFeces
01-24-2005, 08:02 PM
I totally dislike big candles, but for some reason, I can't vote in this poll. Is my computer broken?

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pOOpsHIp
01-24-2005, 08:07 PM
It's a conspiracy, they only accept favorable votes.


People with testosterone are unable to vote....

MissGradenko
01-24-2005, 08:17 PM
Oh you boys and your silly concerns about being gay.

Enough beer and all of you are.

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FUNKMAN
01-24-2005, 08:17 PM
Is my computer broken?


no, it only proves that this thread is 'wicked'...



candle jokes suck

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A.J.
01-25-2005, 02:58 AM
"Turn off the lights
And light a candle..."

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AppleBoy
01-25-2005, 03:14 AM
I burned a large Yankee Candle (largest size they make) all the way to the bottom with no problems. It was an Oatmeal Cookie candle which, sadly, they don't make anymore. I've got a Buttermilk Pancake candle up next.

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Jennitalia
01-25-2005, 04:05 PM
Yankee candles are the way to go. I usually get the box of 20, where you can pick out which flavors you want, and then a big pillar and/or jar. My favorites depend on the type of year.

They now mix their scents, too...
http://www.yankeecandle.com/yc/images/retail/500/L_1056493.jpg


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FUNKMAN
01-25-2005, 04:08 PM
They now mix their scents, too...


Very Hot!

;p

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Tall_James
01-25-2005, 04:34 PM
Oh you boys and your silly concerns about being gay.

Enough beer and all of you are.

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Tall_James
01-25-2005, 05:29 PM
http://www.yankeecandle.com/yc/images/retail/500/L_1010728.jpg

OK. You got me interested in this one but as a candle neophyte, does the strength of the smell on the label ("our strongest") mean that I'm going to be choking on the smell in a small room?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-25-2005, 05:43 PM
It may be a little strong but not over-powering. It really smells like clean laundry. It's the best one they make.

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Zipgun
01-25-2005, 05:44 PM
"Our Strongest" is in reference to the size of the candle. The Housewarmer line is the strongest scented of any of the Yankee Candle line. No matter which scent you choose, if you get the Housewarmer, it's the strongest version of it.

Clean Cotton is awesome by the way.

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FUNKMAN
01-25-2005, 05:47 PM
It really smells like clean laundry


makes me wonder if you could like put laundry detergent or fabric softener in a pot purri dish

maybe mixed with some water

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Death Metal Moe
01-25-2005, 06:00 PM
Dude, give it up. Potpourri blows and you have to accept this fact.

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FUNKMAN
01-25-2005, 06:06 PM
i don't care... i'm gonna give it a try


you ain't the boss of me

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Bulldogcakes
01-25-2005, 06:20 PM
They were dressing like Rob back in the 80's and thought he was cool as hell. Then years later, Halford said something to the effect of "My onstage dress was a joke and people took it seriously."

This guy was FUCKING PISSED that he was played like that.

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Bulldogcakes
01-25-2005, 06:26 PM
They were dressing like Rob back in the 80's and thought he was cool as hell. Then years later, Halford said something to the effect of "My onstage dress was a joke and people took it seriously."

This guy was FUCKING PISSED that he was played like that.

Funny! I was mildly surprised when I found out. He was always pretty over the top. I still think he's cool, just like Freddie Mercury and Fez. I dont know why this pisses people off. If I ever look at a girls naked ass and lose my wood, then I'd be worried. Hasn't happened yet.

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pOOpsHIp
01-25-2005, 06:30 PM
Fez=Straight

FUNKMAN
01-25-2005, 06:31 PM
If I ever look at a girls naked ass and lose my wood, then I'd be worried. Hasn't happened yet.


how about now?

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Tall_James
01-25-2005, 06:33 PM
Since I'm making new sigs for myself...

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JPMNICK
01-25-2005, 06:37 PM
James you will not be disapointed with the clean cotton. its awesome

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Bulldogcakes
01-25-2005, 06:38 PM
Me being a Baker, I should add a recipe.

Homemade Truffles
1 pint cream
1 pound semi sweet chocolate (chips or coarsely chopped)
1 tbs vanilla

1)Heat cream till boiling
2)Add Chocolate and vanilla and take off heat
3)Stir till Chocolate is completely melted, let cool

To serve, scoop into balls and cover with Nuts, Coconut, Cocoa or Chocolate Icing

Simple and perfect

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Bulldogcakes
01-25-2005, 06:39 PM
http://www.janhoo.com/america/front.jpg
If I ever look at a girls naked ass and lose my wood, then I'd be worried. Hasn't happened yet.


how about now

I'D HIT IT!

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JPMNICK
01-25-2005, 07:16 PM
To serve, scoop into balls and cover with Nuts


Where do you serve this, Mojo's house?

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JustJon
01-25-2005, 08:38 PM
The problem with big candles is they aren't meant to be burned for long periods of time, so the wick doesn't burn right. You need to trim the wick and never burn for more than 30-45 minutes.

I stopped by Yankee Candle tonight for a few votives. For years, I only lit unscented candles, but someone got me into the Yankee Candles a few years ago and now they're the only ones I burn.

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Death Metal Moe
01-26-2005, 04:24 PM
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That gave me a fucking stiffy,

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Hottub
01-26-2005, 04:33 PM
The problem with big candles is they aren't meant to be burned for long periods of time, so the wick doesn't burn right. You need to trim the wick and never burn for more than 30-45 minutes.



*BUZZZ*

Wrong.
Big candles are meant to be lit for hours.
But you are right about trimming the wick. (as I stated yesterday)

Go back to the shop, and talk to a real candle technician.

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TheMojoPin
01-26-2005, 05:04 PM
Go back to the shop, and talk to a real candle technician.

Y'know, the studly guy wading through an ocean of pussy.

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Death Metal Moe
01-26-2005, 05:17 PM
Go back to the shop, and talk to a real candle technician.

Y'know, the studly guy wading through an ocean of pussy.

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Only pussy a guy like that would see is his cat he named Clay Aiken.

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FUNKMAN
01-26-2005, 06:06 PM
the candle i had that was the size of a paint can had 3 wicks


and what do you mean by 'trim the wick'? just cut it a little shorter?

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JustJon
01-27-2005, 01:41 PM
Only pussy a guy like that would see is his cat he named Clay Aiken.


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fiestygal
01-27-2005, 02:07 PM
i think scented yankee candles are a great gift to give and receive...and if you arent a fan of them you can re-gift it to someone that you know will appreciate it

its a non offensive gift...unless the scent is really annoying and tends to give migrains

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