Gaze Into Dionne Warwick's Cosmic Peephole...

[Tall_James]

...if you dare !!! (http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/peephole/index.asp)


Tall James force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs.


OK, now it is scaring me. GET OUT OF MY HEAD DIONNE WARWICK AND GET BACK ON YOUR WAY TO SAN JOSE !!!

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[mikeyboy]

mikeyboy used to be full of hope, love, and dreams. But recently, mikeyboy has been overcome by a black depression, which may or may not have a murderous mind of its own.


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil
Just because you don't listen doesn't mean I don't have a radio show
The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)

[JPMNICK]

NICK is quietly thinking what a total moron you are.


http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg
Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock

[grlNIN]

grlNIN is aroused by bawdy tales of adventure rendered by chubby, English rapscallions.




<br>
<br><center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ninny">
<br>Then throughout the day mankind played with grenades</center>

[BoondockSaint]

boondocksaint loves you, like a drunk bum with a bladder infection loves his "personal relief" jar.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/RJsig.jpg

[DJEvelEd]

DJEvelEd likes candy and wants to know if you'd like some candy. DJEvelEd has pockets full of lots of yummy candy.


Reach in my pocket and grab that roll of Mentos!!!

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
"Give me F’CESTor give me SHIT!!"(Patrick Hemorrhoid 1796)

[TheMojoPin]

TheMojoPin doesn't even feel guilty for making fun of that little crippled girl.

Mostly.

Kevin is wearing provocatively threadbare underwear.

I think that's just a sexy way of saying that I'm poor.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-24-05 @ 4:07 PM

[FMJeff]

i masturbate to nightline...

all true...

<center><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

[Kevin]

Kevin is wearing provocatively threadbare underwear.

WHAT. HHOWW DDDDId you KNNNOOWW. Im going to have to close my damn curtains Mojo. YOU PERVERT.



<center>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/Untitled-1copy.jpg

Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[Melrapuo]

Melrapuo is watching one of those movies where girls in stiletto heels trample endangered amphibians.


Sure am.


Rob mugs Jehovah's Witnesses for their Watchtower money.


Well, they're bound to get more.

[center]<img src="http://www.osirusonline.com/ta-ani.gif">
Thanks Reef
YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[torker]

Iamnotatool just got a uvula piercing.


[center]<IMG SRC=http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg>[center]
[center]Take my soul to the lost and found [center]

[Iamnotatool]

Iamnotatool soaks in Palmoliver for soft, smooth fingers.



Iamnotatool mugs Jehovah's Witnesses for their Watchtower money.


<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Kevin]

Kevin picks fights with supermarket bag boys

<center>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/Untitled-1copy.jpg

Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[keithy_19]

keithy_19 secretly stole your credit card number and charged $5000 worth of online ostrich porn to your account.


Iamnotatool will post it shortly on the board. NSFW.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif

[torker]

Dionne Warwick's Peehole thinks President Bush is a totally dreamy sex bomb hunk.



Torker1313 loves you, like a drunk bum with a bladder infection loves his "personal relief" jar.


[center]<IMG SRC=http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg>[center]
[center]Take my soul to the lost and found [center]

[DJEvelEd]

F‘ces thinks Burt Reynolds would make a kick-ass President. Burt Reynolds thinks the president is kickin ass-F‘ces.

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
"Give me F’CESTor give me SHIT!!"(Patrick Hemorrhoid 1796)

[Iamnotatool]

Crippler LOVES the cock!




That Hassan4life guy eats dick.




Torker is a garbagedick.


<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[DJEvelEd]

Tenbatsuzen is out of the closet and cruisin the circuit.

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
"Give me F’CESTor give me SHIT!!"(Patrick Hemorrhoid 1796)

[Hottub]

Hottub spends weekends at the chubby-chaser nudist colony.


Fair enough.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub.gif" border=0 align=right>
so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

[silera]

Alkey once streaked through an Amway convention.



Silera is secretly engaged in an adulterous tryst with a Nordic hunchback named Sven.


<center>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/silerass.jpg
<font size="3" color="red">AND WHAT?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7">

[Iamnotatool]

Iamnotatool is a real motherfucker



Alkey is pregnant with the demon seed




Snogans hit a deer and it fucked up his tires




Hassan4cock really likes Randy Orton, and women's wrestling.


<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Crippler]

Iamnotatool loves the Crippler, and hopes if he says "Crippler loves the cock enough," it'll come true
...and ironicly...

John is gripped by an unshakable fear of pickles.
Also, am I the only one who thought this thread was going to contain a link to a photo of Dionne's obnoxiously large nostrils?

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/71172486.jpg[color=white]

This message was edited by Crippler on 1-24-05 @ 6:08 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Iamnotatool loves the Crippler, and hopes if he says "Crippler loves the cock enough," it'll come true




Crippler loves the pickles


<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Kevin]

Also, am I the only one who thought this thread was going to contain a link to a photo of Dionne's obnoxiously large nostrils?


http://www.schorn-hubert.at/Dionne%20Warwick.jpg

<center>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/Untitled-1copy.jpg

Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[Iamnotatool]

http://bostonamateurbasketballclub.com/alumni3.jpg

Damn, Dionne, those are big!!!

http://www.stanford.edu/~turitzin/nostril-cam.jpg

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[DJEvelEd]

http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/cover%20scans/the%20nostril%20picker.jpg

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
"Give me F’CESTor give me SHIT!!"(Patrick Hemorrhoid 1796)

[Iamnotatool]

Mojo likes to touch his dirty place with a warm apple pie




WNEWStinks is a lifeguard at a kiddie pool in Atlantic City


Wow, they got 2 right!

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[sr71blackbird]

SR71BLACKBIRD licks other peoples' possessions while they're at work.


http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/learn/images/5.jpg
<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 1-24-05 @ 8:43 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

I think she's on Smack by now (http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/05/12/warwick.arrest/)

Bulldogcakes can't come up with anything witty

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[A.J.]

AJinDC is reading a scholarly history of public defecation.

Your entire physical appearance and personality disgusts A.J.

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

[wilee]

Wilee routinely daydreams about you getting trampled to death by a heard of insane, bleeding, anthrax-infected bison.


No, dammit! It's Ebola-infected bison!

<IMG SRC="http://cwjr.home.infionline.net/sigpic.gif">
People have no idea that I'm a shattered hero

[Tall_James]

Ron Bennington hasn't soaped enthusiastically since 1994.



Fez Whatley licks other peoples' possessions while they're at work.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/elvis.jpg>

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[El Mudo]

el mudo has a decaying human head in the refrigerator vegetable crisper.




ryan fantasizes about flying through billowing clouds of quilted toilet tissue.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif
<marquee>...*Compliments Hell! Ask General Law if he expects me to hold the entire world in check with the Fifth Texas Regiment!*-Gen. Jerome Robertson </marquee>
Thanks Monsterone!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Fuzzybutt is secretly in love with a grotesquely-endowed Jiffy Lube mechanic named "Rod."


But he works at Pep Boys!

<IMG SRC=http://s95227862.onlinehome.us/sigs/alice1ghostsig.jpg>

It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

ronald fantasizes about going river boat gambling with a convention of cross-dressing vice cops


yeah so!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Your entire physical appearance and personality disgusts Fuzzybutt.


<IMG SRC=http://s95227862.onlinehome.us/sigs/alice1ghostsig.jpg>

It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

Gee! and i thought we were friends...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Gee! and i thought we were friends...


Walter still loves you.


<IMG SRC=http://s95227862.onlinehome.us/sigs/alice1ghostsig.jpg>

It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

Walter still loves you.


you're in rare form tonight

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you

[A.J.]

Walter wears fruit leather g-strings.

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

[FUNKMAN]

that cheating bastard! i'm heading down to the store right now!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you