View Full Version : I just hit a fuckin deer
Snoogans
01-19-2005, 06:43 PM
i just went to go see my "local sales associate" and on the way there, im driving down a pretty wide road in mahwah. i was goin like 25-30 cause of the snow, and cause my car licks balls in said snow.
i see 2 deer run across so i slow a little and they crossed, as i proceeded a third deer comes rocketing across out of no where. i hit the brakes and actually slowed down pretty good, down to about 10 or 12. the deer almost got across but my right bumper and headlight area caught what i would figure to be around his right hip, not much of a deer biologist.
anyway i stopped and got out to see how the deer was after i sent him spinning across the ice like eric lindros. he got up and with a slight limp ran into the woods, appearing to be for the most part ok, and then i looked at my car, which was un harmed at all from what i could tell. couldnt ever see a scratch, just a smear of the road salt on my head light cover.
damn thank god i wasnt goin fast
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2005, 06:46 PM
it's very cool that you didn't damage the car or hurt the deer too much...
two years back i slammed a small deer doing 65 and never even hit the brake. i had 1800 dollars damage.
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01-19-2005, 07:08 PM
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mdr55
01-19-2005, 07:20 PM
My bro hit a deer near Cleveland, Ohio. Fucked up my sisters car. We were on our way to our cousin's wedding. Surprised that the car made it back to NJ. The whole right side was pretty smashed up.
JohnnyCash
01-19-2005, 07:41 PM
Its good that you werent hurt. A few years ago my friend hit a deer and totaled the front of his car.
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SatCam
01-19-2005, 07:48 PM
Oh deer me, that's unfortunate.
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01-19-2005, 07:51 PM
another unnecessary remake
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Snoogans
01-19-2005, 07:51 PM
as long as i can wear that bright orange jacket thing they wear
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2005, 07:54 PM
lucky there was no damage otherwise it could cost you alot of doe
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Kevin
01-19-2005, 08:11 PM
the last thing snoogs saw before it happend.
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TheMojoPin
01-19-2005, 10:50 PM
"D'OH!!!"
"A deer!"
"A FEMALE deer!"
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Good thing you didn't need to get a knife and cut its hoof out of the bumper.
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mdr55
01-20-2005, 05:16 AM
Damn Snoogans. You're one crazy buck!
Tall_James
01-20-2005, 05:19 AM
appearing to be for the most part ok
Next time try hitting him with a monitor.
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JamMaster
01-20-2005, 06:17 AM
"D'OH!!!"
"A deer!"
"A FEMALE deer!"
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Would that be a Rush reference? Nice...
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mikeyboy
01-20-2005, 06:24 AM
"D'OH!!!"
"A deer!"
"A FEMALE deer!"
Would that be a Rush reference? Nice...
Nope. It's a Simpsons reference (and beyond that a 'Sound of Music' reference).
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01-22-2005, 03:19 PM
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jackscotty
01-23-2005, 02:00 AM
Deer are pretty tough. I have seen incidents where the animal runs out of the woods, gets hit by the car busting up the bumper, headlights, hood and grille... and then goes skipping off ever so happily.
But if you are ever so fortunate to kill the deer when you hit it, there are plenty of people who would be glad to buy it from you (thats if you dont want it yourself)
Snoogans
01-23-2005, 01:25 PM
if you ever kill a deer with a car, its useless. you woulda exploded the bladder, which would then spill into the body contaminating the meat
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TheMojoPin
01-23-2005, 05:51 PM
When I lived down in Williamsburg, there were more cars hit BY the deer (the stupid things running into the sides of vehicles as they drove by) than there were deer GETTING hit by cars.
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FUNKMAN
01-23-2005, 05:56 PM
the stupid things running into the sides of vehicles as they drove by
happened to me in Jersey
it was either his teeth or antlers that left a 6 inch scratch and dent on my drivers side
all i kept thinking was 'that deer had to have some headache'
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JamMaster
01-24-2005, 07:16 AM
"D'OH!!!"
"A deer!"
"A FEMALE deer!"
Would that be a Rush reference? Nice...
Nope. It's a Simpsons reference (and beyond that a 'Sound of Music' reference).
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Rush used those Simpson lines in concert at the end of one of the songs. I actually thought they cut the lines to do that on purpose. Didnt know that the Simpsons did it.
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curtoid
01-24-2005, 08:56 AM
Does this need to be locked?
Shouldn't it be in this thread? (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/43278/page/Generic__Would_You_Hit_It___Thread.htm)
I'm so confused.
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