The Honeymooner Movie

[booster11373]

The Classic TV show is coming to the big screen with a few changes

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also this looks like a remake of Ruthless People that starred Danny Devito and Bette Midler this time with accused sex offender Anthony Edwards who some of you might remeber from Kangeroo Jack and Agent Cody Banks 2


http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/IJKLM/Kings-Ransom/trailer.php

I've got SOUL and I'M SUPERBAD

[badorties]

i saw the preview for this last week ... maybe the biggest piece of shit ...

cedric the entertainer plays ralph cramden with mike epps as norton, and it just looks awful ...

they have all the elements from the show, and manage to reduce them to little more than piss-poor salacious and crude bits ... and it features john leguizamo ...

horriifc and unnecessary ...



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[FUNKMAN]

i always thought Ray Romano's brother in his sitcom looked a little like Jackie G... the eyes are a little bulgy but he would need to gain a few more pounds

but if that is his real voice then fuck it.... annoying

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[torker]

i always thought Ray Romano's brother in his sitcom looked a little like Jackie G


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[BoondockSaint]

I hate Hollywood.

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[mikeyboy]

accused sex offender Anthony Edwards


Just to clarify, that's Anthony Anderson, so it's this guy:

http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dynamic/i39/AB-AAnderson-A_2x3_240.jpg

and not, this guy:

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Looks awful.

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[Melrapuo]

Why the fuck do they even try?

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[booster11373]

all those anthonys look alike to me

I've got SOUL and I'M SUPERBAD

[FUNKMAN]

i guess most of the young moviegoers have no idea that there was a Honeymooners show starring Jackie Gleason.

but for us old folk 'this is sacrilege'

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[FUNKMAN]

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what i tell ya! his face and my gut and you got instant Jackie G

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[Freebird]

Thanks Mikey!!

I was trying to figure out how they were going to fit Goose into a Honeymooner's movie...even one that will likely be an incredibly crappy vehicle.

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Fuck it, might as well call it the Homiemooners



I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!

[torker]

"Norton, my friend. How would you... like to fuck me... up the ass? I know you wanna fuck me Norton. And you know that I know that you know that you wanna fuck me. So I'm gonna bend over. And when I do, I'm counting to five. And when I'm done, start fucking!"

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[FUNKMAN]

The Man!

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[TheMojoPin]

What the fuck is the point?

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[Iamnotatool]

humanahumanahumanahumana

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[Doctor Manhattan]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>i always thought Ray Romano's brother in his sitcom looked a little like Jackie G <img src="http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/oct02/garrett101302_big.jpg" border="0" /> <strong><em><font color="#0000ff"></font></em></strong><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Perfect casting for this movie: </font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3"><strong>Brad Garrett</strong> as <em>Ralph Kramden</em> as mentioned before</font>, </p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3"><strong>Edward Norton</strong> as <em>Ed Norton</em> (He's a terrific actor, the best comedies are done with good acting, not goof ball acting)</font> <font size="2" /><font size="2"><p><br /><img height="313" src="http://www.andrewwyeth.us/images/discimages/large/10035000.jpg" width="398" border="0" /></p><p>Maybe this isn't the best look for Ed in the Honey Mooners movie...</p><p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://members.cox.net/nicksporsche/Passion2-01.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />&nbsp;</p></font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://www.xmradio.com/" target="_blank"> &quot;<strong>Let He Who is Without Sin Kick the First Ass!</strong>&quot;</a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 5-16-05 @ 12:10 PM</font>

[Hoojibs]

<p>Cedric's in a remake&nbsp;of&nbsp;Back to School too.</p><p>Just saw it on IMDB.</p>

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[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><img src="http://members.cox.net/nicksporsche/edwardhoneymooner.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Saw EdNorton/Edward Norton thread on fark. So I threw this one together. quickly, hense the suckiness...</p>

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[JustJon]

I walk thru the Port Authority every day and the place is just littered
with ads for this crap fest.&nbsp; I think I saw the Ralph Cramdon
statue on 8th Ave cry.<br />


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[East Side Dave]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>accused sex offender Anthony Edwards <p>Just to clarify, that's Anthony <em>Anderson</em>, so it's this guy: <img src="http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dynamic/i39/AB-AAnderson-A_2x3_240.jpg" border="0" /> and not, this guy: <img src="http://island.site.ne.jp/mjfox/filmo/image/a_edwards.jpg" border="0" /> Anthony Edwards.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't be so sure, Mikey. Anybody who plays a character named Goose is a possible sex offender in my opinion. But that's just me. East Side Dave. Or as some people call me- East Side Goose.<br />&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> <em><font color="#ff0000">Big Ass Mafia</font></em> <font color="#000080"><em>Click</em> <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a><em>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!</em></font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by East Side Dave on 5-16-05 @ 5:40 PM</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

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the Black Honeymooners?<br />
</p><p>Well fuck you all, I'm the new White Fitty Cent&nbsp;</p>

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[monsterone]

how is cedric the entertainer able to call himself that????&nbsp;

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[HBox]

I heard next year there's
going to be a new production of Roots with white actors playing the
slaves.<br />

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[grlNIN]

<font size="3" face="times new roman,times,serif" /> <font size="2"><font size="2"><p><img width="398" height="313" border="0" src="http://www.andrewwyeth.us/images/discimages/large/10035000.jpg" /></p><p>Maybe this isn't the best look for Ed in the Honey Mooners movie...</p></font><font color="black" /></font><font size="2"><br />Maybe if he had a Care Bear tattoo....<br />
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[JustJon]

Would the tattoo disappear randomly?<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<p><font face="Century Gothic" color="#000080" size="2"> heard next year there's going to be a new production of Roots with white actors playing the slaves</font></p><p>and they're gonna do a sequel to Deliverance and call it Return To Sender... only this time Ned Beatty will be molesting the mountain man</p>

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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>Did anyone use Honeymoolies yet? Well I just did.</strong></p><p><strong>It would be good if they smoked crack and showed Norton shoveling huge piles of shit around. Yes....that would be good.</strong></p>

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[ChildofFez]

<p>even though I do think this movie will be a turd sandwich...i would like to defend the resoning of turning the characters black, cuz you think about it in the show it was lower lower middle class people, and for the times it fit quite well. so i guess to make it more up to date and more &quot;of the times&quot;, i'd guess you'd call it, you make a bit more racsist and make the characters blac. even though it still doesnt make sense becuz the target audience isn't any where near the demographic it looks like they are trying to reach so i don't know...but thats why i say...</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/turnleft/turd_sandwich.gif" border="0" /></p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><strong>Did anyone use Honeymoolies yet? Well I just did.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh that is SO WRONG! AND SO FUNNY!&nbsp;</p><strong />[/quote]

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