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mikeyboy
01-16-2005, 02:35 PM
Now that's thinking outside the box...

The U.S. military rejected a 1994 proposal to develop an "aphrodisiac" to spur homosexual activity among enemy troops but is hard at work on other less-than-lethal weapons, defense officials said on Sunday. (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050116/us_nm/arms_homosexual_dc)

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BoondockSaint
01-16-2005, 02:43 PM
They must have tested it near Mojo's house.

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FUNKMAN
01-16-2005, 03:09 PM
i guess the enemy can't shoot you if they're shooting in each others faces

you could hear their general belting out the order

"cock and load"

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WRESTLINGFAN
01-16-2005, 03:22 PM
There goes another "batch" of ideas

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Bulldogcakes
01-16-2005, 03:29 PM
Give a whole new meaning to "The kind of guy I'd want to be with in a foxhole"

I knew something was wrong when they replaced "3 Cheers for the Red White and Blue" with "Cher's Greatest Hits"

I knew something was wrong when the soldiers changed their uniforms from camoflage green to bright purple and hot pink.

I knew something was wrong when "Dont ask, dont tell" was changed to "No ass, no medals"

I knew something was wrong when "Drop down and give me 10 push ups" became "Kneel down and give me 10 minutes"





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FUNKMAN
01-16-2005, 03:34 PM
they replace the patch of the bald eagle with the swallow

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sr71blackbird
01-16-2005, 05:02 PM
It goes "Boo-hooooom!"

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torker
01-16-2005, 05:10 PM
enemy sighted, enemy met
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booster11373
01-16-2005, 05:14 PM
Finally the real reason they want to keep gays out of the military, There afraid of a little too freindly fire

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torker
01-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Another idea involved creating "severe and lasting halitosis" to help sniff out fighters trying to blend with civilians.


It was called Operation WonderBoy.
If you take your toothbrush to the vet...

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JPMNICK
01-16-2005, 05:28 PM
If the soldier breath smells like shit, it may be a dogs ass

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torker
01-16-2005, 05:30 PM
If the soldier breath smells like shit, it may be a dogs ass

or man~ass if the gay bomb works

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INFOSTUD
01-16-2005, 07:03 PM
They've exploded one of these decades ago in a test. The Gay Bomb's ground zeros were Christopher Street and the Village

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JustJon
01-16-2005, 07:48 PM
Isn't Christopher Street in The Village?

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curtoid
01-17-2005, 07:02 AM
The Gay Bomb

This wasn't related to the fiendish plot to destroy the world's supply of clothing?

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ADF
01-17-2005, 07:11 AM
Isn't Christopher Street in The Village?


Beats me, I never met the guy.

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BoondockSaint
01-17-2005, 07:11 AM
WHoops wrong thread.

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ChildofFez
01-17-2005, 07:36 AM
this just in from the AP....
It seems that all of this is true and they are experimenting with this kind of stuff...i guess its a new meaning to chemical war fare

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Bulldogcakes
01-17-2005, 06:34 PM
http://www.njn.net/newspublicaffairs/elections/images/mcgreevey.jpg NJ Gov Jim McGreevey

"Whats so new about this? I dropped the 'gay bomb' a few months ago"





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TheMojoPin
01-17-2005, 08:35 PM
"YOU!!! I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!!! IT'S THE GAY BOMB!!! GAY BOMB!!! GAAAAAAAAY BOMB!!!"

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FUNKMAN
01-17-2005, 08:46 PM
i bet you'd have some of the cleanest foxholes around


assholes would be a different story

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SatCam
01-18-2005, 08:11 AM
I thought this was common knowledge.. why else do they call it the Enola Gay?

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01-18-2005, 08:13 AM
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01-18-2005, 08:17 AM
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reeshy
01-18-2005, 10:53 AM
HELLOOOOO, MOJOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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01-18-2005, 10:53 AM
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TheMojoPin
01-18-2005, 06:31 PM
Gay bomb?

Pshaw.

That's just my Saturday night pants.

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