Jerky Boysisms

[sr71blackbird]

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To this day, I will once and a while, while in the middle of a conversation, launch into a Jerky Boys bit.
Anyone else?

AND, I can rebuild those starter motors!
I build race cars, for 14 years. For 18 years!
And dont have me come down there for you either, tough guy!

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[FUNKMAN]

i downloaded a few the other day

Uncle Freddy
Car Salesman
Auto Mechanic
Kick My Dog
Firecracker
Piano Tuner

i hadn't heard them in a bunch of years. one thing about them is you laugh alot the first time you listen, but if you replay it and listen a 2nd time it's much less funny.

it's like you have to listen once and then wait a day or so and listen again

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[sr71blackbird]

He stripped his fucking teeth!

I punch my chest, and it dissapears into the crowd.

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[furie]

I always liked the Musacha tapes.

"is there any way an errant sperm could find it's way to the vaginal host?"


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[JPMNICK]

the potatoe gun fired, right into his fucking eye

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[FUNKMAN]

"okay i'll be right in with my nub"

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[newport king]

F, as in Fuck baby.

Should i bring my fuckin tools with me?


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[pOOpsHIp]

Sue everybody.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

I definitely throw a Frank Rizzo out there once in a while. It's very subtle, but every so often you can hear me add a "So long, Sweet Charlie" at the end of a conversation.

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[Iamnotatool]

You said ism. Huhhuuh huh thats pretty cool beavis

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

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[FUNKMAN]

"you kick my dog and now i am going to fuck you"

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[newport king]

you talk to me about fucking coupon?

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[pOOpsHIp]

Yeeaaaaaa........ Eric.




The butt-nut, right?

[FUNKMAN]

"you know these fucking people gotta buy, i need dough like anybody else"

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[ChildofFez]

"I'd like to build a big steel box, to masturbate in...or maybe punch you in the stomach"

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A peek into the Life of Boring Interest (http://profiles.myspace.com/users/14086885).

[FUNKMAN]

"see ya later littlenitz"


or something like that

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[MHasegawa]

Get off the fuckin phone before I come over there and kick ya in da cock!!


You gonna sue me?!?! SUE EVERYBODY!!!

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[SuperClerk]

"Sparky! Sparky the Clown! How ya' doin' there fruitcake?"

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[The Nature Boy]

This is the super from across the way.

And I do the Jack Tors "Oh Holy Shit" squeal when he learns his perspective employer's located in the World Trade Center. Took on a new meaning with 9/11 but I still do it in tribute.

And from the Tube Bar Series, I use quite frequently

"This is Benny from the Steam Room"

Just such a bizzarely archaic reference that it's like an instant respect barometer if anyone gets it.

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Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

[ChickenHawk]

I love the Jerky Boys and the Musacha Tapes, as well as the Touch Tone Terrorists. I listened to them all non-stop in high school. Awesome shit. The Jerky Boys though, are legendary. Their famous characters and phrases are forever etched into our culture I think. I seriously still find myself incorporating speech mannerisms and terms that they would use in my everyday conversations.

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[sr71blackbird]

And my shoes fell off!!

Get Brett Weir I said!

I am Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician

I was very very hurt!

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[A.J.]

"It's tearin' the ass out of me!"

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Red Sox Nation

[Reephdweller]

"We're over at the Trade Center."

"Huh..hoo, oh HOLY SHIT!...alright!"

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[Reephdweller]

"I signeded that shit!"

"I slappeded that shit!"



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[Freakshow]

Should I bring my glasses and my shoes. So I have them?




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[JPMNICK]

pablo honey, come back to florida




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[SuperClerk]

Stop that! Stop that!

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[Freakshow]

Bam! I'll be there with my gumby gold, my crazy-fresh, crazy-fresh, crazy fresh. Bam!


(someone please correct this one, I know I screwed it up).

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[FUNKMAN]

"uncle freddys not there?"

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[fezident]

"It's tearin' the ass out of me!"

Sir...could you please use the proper terminology?!





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[torker]

What kind you got there,sizzle-chest?

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[morecowbell11]

you know i got a parrot that talks more than you, it goes"hi sir, how are you? did you have a nice day? want to fuck me in the ass a little?"

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[sr71blackbird]

Corn on the cocks!



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[sr71blackbird]

Hey, I gotta hire you first, guy!

You use to drive for Moiches?

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[fezident]

"I need to dance, you Fucker! Don't you see it??! I need to dance...and I'm gonna come down there and do a dance right in your fuckin' ass."

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[ChickenHawk]

"Ahh... well, a pigeon seems to have flown up inta' my ass 'n DIED."

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[SuperClerk]

10 at a time for a dime. 10 at a time for a dime.

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[FUNKMAN]

" i'm silly "

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[JPMNICK]

I got a whole truckload of fake pussies. what am i supposed to do with them, i can't damn well fuck em all myself

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[ChickenHawk]

"Oh yeaaah, he's a big tough guy... He's a piece-a-shit!"

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[SuperClerk]

He had nothing to do with the Hucklebuck.

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[fezident]

He had nothing to do with the Hucklebuck.

23 skidoo!
(Best. Call. Ever.)

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[A.J.]

"I was driving up and down my block...drinkin' and speedin'."

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Red Sox Nation

[fezident]

"How many pieces do you bench...350?"
"PIECES?! What da fuck?! POUNDS BABY, POUNDS!!!"

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[SuperClerk]

What you doing later? I need a date. I have ticket to Lion King.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

- "I'm good like that"
- "How 'bout you 'n me paintin' the town red;Mike"
- "I shove small furnitures up my ass"
- "Hey rubberneck"
- "I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off"
- "Hello,demolition!?"
- "I got 5 or 6 Mexicans fallin' off my roof"
- "Shall I bring my fuckin' tools?"


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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way

[Servo]

"555-5785"

"how many balloons will it take to float a 65-pound punk?"

"I have one pet cobra... poison eye!"

"Louie Rocco in Bronx... I woke up pants unbutton..."

[FUNKMAN]

"i'll rap your head in with a fucking ratchet"

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[SuperClerk]

I had fava beans with the wacky little juice.

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[ChickenHawk]

"What's good for the goose is good for my grandson."

"Back in WW II, someone threw a can a' mustard gas 'n blew off my cock! ...I hadda sew it back on wit' a rubber band!"

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[sr71blackbird]

What do you fill them balloons with, propane? Butane?

Im calling about the job.

A special what?
"You have a State Inspeaction licence?"
Ohhh, Yeah I have all that shit, tuff guy

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[Reephdweller]

Hello, yeah I need a thousand chickens.

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[torker]

for the punitive damages you are giving me

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[NewYorkDragons80]

My girlfriend is Hispanic, so every once in a while I jokingly say "Aye, Gono!" like the Synchronized Swimming bit.

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[sr71blackbird]

The butt nut

Its a weed wacker...it goes wiiing


Look jerky, I dont need to talk to you...

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[fezident]

"We used to walk on the beach and hunt for Piss-clams and rub them on my assneck."

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[SuperClerk]

Hi. Is this security service. Yes I need some security. I'm very insecure.

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[JPMNICK]

Hi. Is this security service. Yes I need some security. I'm very insecure.



This was one of the best ones

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[sr71blackbird]

Call you WHEN?




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[FUNKMAN]

"what color was it?"

"it was like a tan, tan or sandalwood or whatever the fuck you guys call it"

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"alright;now you're angerin' me"

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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way

[SuperClerk]

I pickle. I pickle they.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Frank's pickle barrell-ass, can I slip you a pickle?

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[KCfromDC]

I got these Mexicans up on the roof smackin' each other with the hot mops. Then my wife goes up there like she knows what the fuck is goin' on.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"See ya later nitz!"

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[Servo]

"It's in my attic."
"And where's that?"
"It's in the top of the house by the roof."

[JPMNICK]

I got a box of tomatoes about the size of a nipple

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[SuperClerk]

You won't be appearing in the picture with me naked?

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[FUNKMAN]

my lip bajipping blood

i can not even chew popcorn while driving cab

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"Hello,Demolition!?..."

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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way

[The Nature Boy]

Mr. Trebek is liable to punch your fucking mouth loose!

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Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

[sr71blackbird]

How are your fingers? You got good fingers? You need to have good fingers to handle the hot dogs.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

Mr. Trebek is liable to punch your fucking mouth loose!


"How many men does it take to cut down a tree on the Palisades Parkway?"

"Name an animal that lives in the jungle"

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[fezident]

I got these Mexicans up on the roof smackin' each other with the hot mops. Then my wife goes up there like she knows what the fuck is goin' on.

I never heard this one but, it sounds fuckin' hilarious!
Which disc is it on??

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[The Nature Boy]

Designs, beautfiul fucking designs, I'll show you, THEN we'll talk about partnership....

Whoa whoa whoa, I gotta hire you first guy.

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[Reephdweller]

I need dough like no body.

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[The Nature Boy]

Look you jerky little ass....

This kid is trying to pull the fucking balls out of my pants!

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"Ya see,I used to be a Seaman...now I just wipe it all over my wife's ass.."

"I see...that's funny...now what about the shipment!?"

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