SHOCKER! Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston - SPLIT

[ChickenHawk]

Finally, the inevitable has arrived. (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/01/07/entertainment2029EST0148.DTL&type=printable)

When was the last time a celeb marriage ended happily ever after?

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[JPMNICK]

i am kinda suprised at this one, not that i really follow the tabloids. oh well, now i can bang her and not feel AS bad

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[grlNIN]

Further proof that no one can resist Angelina.

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[Bulldogcakes]

When was the last time a celeb marriage ended happily ever after?

Happens all the time. When they're both old and out of work for 10 years

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[mdr55]

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[whorehay]

guess the hottest hollywood couple title remains with Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman. those 2 kids will be together forever

[JustJon]

Further proof that no one can resist Angelina.The power of Angelina's tits compel you!

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[East Side Dave]

Looks light Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston had a serious fight (club) and won't be friends anymore! Ah-ge-ge-ge-joe piscopo!

Joe Piscopo: Leave me outta this!

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[Iamnotatool]

I want my wedding gift back

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

They are splitting up, ain't it the Pitts?

[DJEvelEd]

At least he won't have to smell her nasty diarrhea anymore.

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[mothershucker]

She is bangable, but he is hot.Does that make me gay? Not that it makes you a bad person.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[DJEvelEd]

Yes and HIS diarrhea smells like perfume.

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[ChildofFez]

I guess Brad pitt finally came to the realization tat he's Brad Pitt...and knows that he could be banging 8 different girls a night

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[JerryTaker]

He just couldn't deal with her having fucked Lumbergh....

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[Justice4all]

He just couldn't deal with her having fucked Lumbergh....




Now THAT was funny!

"Hey Brad...ummmm yeahhh....we are going to have to ask you to stay for the weekend to do some work for the company...yeah"

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Wasn't she fucking the lead singer of Counting Crows before she met Brad Pitt?

[Fallon]

And she was engaged to Tate Donavan, who's on The OC now.

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[Bulldogcakes]

I guess Brad pitt finally came to the realization tat he's Brad Pitt...and knows that he could be banging 8 different girls a night

Yes, but dont you think that would get boring after a while? Every night your life is one big Roman orgy. He wanted to settle down with one girl. Get a life, you know? And listen to her talk for hours about what curtains to put in the . . . . . .no, fuck that. ROMAN ORGY IT IS!!

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[IamFogHat]

Frankly I'm relieved. Now we won't suffer the fate of the race of perfect humans they would have concieved.

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[42nd-delay]

From what I've gathered, he wanted to have a family and she didn't. So maybe she wants to have the orgies.

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[DJEvelEd]

he wanted to have a family and she didn't. So maybe she wants to have the orgies


She didn't want to have sex with him. She's heading to Vagina Village!

She wants that tuna juice dripping down her chin...

She wants a tongue that's dainty near her Tainty...

She needs someone to bang asses on a double dong dildo all morning and then go to day spa...

Jennifer wants VAGINA!!! GIVE HER VAGINA!!!

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[A.J.]

When was the last time a celeb marriage ended happily ever after?

I think Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward hold the Cal Ripken-like streak for "longest Hollywood marriage".

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[Se7en]

What I love is that the celebrity "news" magazine shows - like Extra, Access Hollywood, and Entertainment Tonight - are treating this breakup like it's a disaster of Southeast Asian tsunami proportions. I mean, Christ, they'll even interview other celebrities to ask about their reaction to the breakup.

Who really cares? I can honestly say that I never want to meet the person who is so absorbed in the lives of "Brad & Jen" that they give a shit what David Schwimmer thinks of the impending divorce.

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[fezident]

That's how they roll on these stupid Entertainment "news" shows.
I remember after the Space Shuttle (Columbia?) disaster, they interviews Ben Affleck to get his all-important reaction. Why?...because, one time, he shot a movie that took place on a space shuttle.

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[Hottub]

Who really cares? I can honestly say that I never want to meet the person who is so absorbed in the lives of "Brad & Jen" that they give a shit what David Schwimmer thinks of the impending divorce.



"Well, you took the words right out of my mouth. It must have been while...."



Never mind. Well said.



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[Bulldogcakes]

When was the last time a celeb marriage ended happily ever after?

I think Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward hold the Cal Ripken-like streak for "longest Hollywood marriage"

Ever heard of Bobe and Deloris Hope. Beat that one MOFO!


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[Bulldogcakes]

What I love is that the celebrity "news" magazine shows - like Extra, Access Hollywood, and Entertainment Tonight - are treating this breakup like it's a disaster of Southeast Asian tsunami proportions. I mean, Christ, they'll even interview other celebrities to ask about their reaction to the breakup.

Who really cares? I can honestly say that I never want to meet the person who is so absorbed in the lives of "Brad & Jen" that they give a shit what David Schwimmer thinks of the impending divorce.

Unfortunately that's alot of America. Definitely where that ratings are. I'll never forget when Mother Teresa and Lady Di both died the same week. Lady Di was wall to wall coverage, and Mother Teresa got a blurb here and there. Mother Teresa fed, clothed and nursed hundreds of thousands of sick/poor people. Lady Di got married on TV to a douchebag who cheated on her. Beam me up Scotty.


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[TheMojoPin]

You people are still talking about this?

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[ChickenHawk]

Ever heard of Bobe and Deloris Hope. Beat that one MOFO!
Deloris Hope was famous before she married Bob Hope?

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[A.J.]

When was the last time a celeb marriage ended happily ever after?

I think Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward hold the Cal Ripken-like streak for "longest Hollywood marriage"

Ever heard of Bobe and Deloris Hope. Beat that one MOFO!


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Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy? Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee?

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[Bulldogcakes]

Deloris Hope was famous before she married Bob Hope?

Yes but it was so long ago, "Famous" meant everyone had a drawing of her in thier cave



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[Bulldogcakes]

Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy? Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee?

OK lets try again. FAMOUS people. People who you hang out with are not famous. They just seem that way to you.

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[wilee]

Feh, they're just "on a break."

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[Iamnotatool]

Back on topic...


Jen's doing commercials, and has a nice tooshie, but that guy is a fag. (http://www.timekiller.com/redirect~linkid~11063.htm)

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[TheMojoPin]

Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy? Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee?

OK lets try again. FAMOUS people. People who you hang out with are not famous. They just seem that way to you.

Jessica Tandy and Ossie Davis aren't famous?

Look them up on the IMDB.

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