Gary Puckett is a child molester

[FMJeff]

i just heard this song on 101.5

its fucking perverted and sick...what the fuck, nobody picked up on this?

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Whaoo-oh-oh
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes

Whaoo-oh-oh
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

So hurry home to your Mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far

Whaoo-oh-oh
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

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It made my heart sing.

[Doogie]

You had me scared there for a second...I thought you meant Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett

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[Tazz]

You had me scared there for a second...I thought you meant Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett


That's what I thought too. Especially after the whole Calvin Murphy thing.

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[Doogie]

the whole Calvin Murphy thing


Im in the dark?? What is this all about??

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[Tall_James]

Gary Puckett is a child molester


I hope his lawyers aren't reading this.

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[Snoogans]

at least he is singing about a girl, not like pete townsend in rough boys

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[torker]

phuckett all

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[Bulldogcakes]

Please. Every guy on this board hasn't looked at some girl and said to himself "Nice" Then got a closer look and realized she's 13 or 14? Or picked up a girl and found out later she's much younger than she looks? There are some women in their 20's who look 13. That's OK?
If you think this is sick, dont buy the book or rent the movie "Lolita" which is widely considered a classic (the original)

BTW The whole song he's chasing her away. There's nothing wrong with it

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm with the bulldog, I'm 29 and fuck with 18-21's quite often I'm happy to say. For all I know, some may have been younger, but if you do it right they don't complain...


Just kidding, I check ID's....usually by making them buy me beer.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Thanks Tool. What gets me is how fucking arbitrary this "Moral" issue is. In some states, a 25 year old can marry a 15 year old. Cross state lines and you're a child molester. Well which one is it? In countries all over the world, young women of 14-16 get married off by their families, in traditions dating back to biblical times. Mary married Joseph at something like 14 or 15. And he was much older than her.
I'm personally not attracted to women under 18, or who look real young but may be older. But dont give me this moral bullshit. It doesn't wash.

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[Snoogans]

i dont like young girls cause for the most part, they are fuckin stupid, or airheads or just act like little kids. it has nothing to do with a number, i would get along great with a young girl if she didnt act that way


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[Tazz]

the whole Calvin Murphy thing


Im in the dark?? What is this all about??



A couple of his illegitimate daughters were accusing him of moleting them when they were kids. He was aquitted. It was a big story here because this is his home town.

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[FMJeff]

we may think about it but we certainly don't write songs about our obsession with girls so young they have to "hurry home to thier mama"

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It made my heart sing.

[FMJeff]

Better run, girl


that's the part that freaks me out...BETTER RUN? before what? you smash her over the head with a spade shovel and carry her young body back to your basement for "alone time"?

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It made my heart sing.

[FUNKMAN]

i bet even Jerry Lee Lewis would be appalled


okay, maybe not

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[fiestygal]

i just heard this song on 101.5



This station is the only one i listen too now in my car...and i do not even live in NJ (PA if people did not know)


I know more about NJ traffic and weather than i do of my local traffic and weather


I love this station

and the weekends they have the best music- nothing annoying and top 40 is a nice change of pace

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

[mothershucker]

Gary Puckett had one hell of a voice.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[A.J.]

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[Bulldogcakes]

Gary Puckett had one hell of a voice.

Sounds a bit like Johnny Mathias. Real smooth voice.

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[Bulldogcakes]

i bet even Jerry Lee Lewis would be appalled


okay, maybe not

Funny!
I dont think Jerry would be upset if she was 12 AND his first cousin

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[KC2OSO]

This song always bothered me for the same reason...


Clair
Gilbert O'Sullivan

Clair, the moment I met you, I swear
I felt as if something, somewhere
Had happened to me, which I couldn't see
And then, the moment I met you, again
I knew in my heart that we were friends
It had to be so, it couldn't be no

But try as hard as I might do, I don't know why
You get to me in a way I can't describe
Words mean so little when you look up and smile
I don't care what people say
To me you're more than a child

Oh, Clair
Clair

Clair, if ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you in all that you do
But why in spite of our age difference do I cry
Each time I leave you I feel I could die
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say
"I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me, oh hurray"

Oh, Clair
Clair

Clair, I've told you before "Don't you dare"
"Get back into bed"
"Can't you see that it's late"
"No you can't have a drink"
"Oh, alright then, but wait just a minute"

While I, in an effort to babysit, catch up on my breath
What there is left of it
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning the sun will see my lifetime away
Oh Clair
Clair
Oh Clair

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Gary Puckett is a child molester

Maybe that's why Woman has got cheating on her mind.

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[A.J.]

"I Wanna Pick You Up" from "The Beach Boys Love YOu" album is a little confusing/disturbing. Is it a parent talking about a baby or is it a "dirty old man"-type thing?


I love to pick you up
'Cause you're still a baby to me
Cribs and cradles and bottles and toys
Are part of the joys they bring

I wanna wash your face
And change your clothes and button your shoes
Walk you around and wrestle with you
Then I'm gonna make you sing

In the mornin' I could wake you up
Feed you breakfast from a little cup

I want to pick you up
Rock you back and forth and make you smile
I want to hold you close for a while

I wanna tickle your feet
Drop you in your little tub
Wash your body and shampoo your hair
Be careful not to sting your eyes

When it's night I'll put you in your bed
And I'll bend and kiss ya on your head

I want to pick you up
Rock you back and forth and make you smile
I want to hold you close for a while

Pat pat pat pat pat her on her butt butt
She's going to sleep be quiet
Pat pat pat pat pat her on her butt
She's going to sleep
Little baby go to sleep

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[mothershucker]

"Hi Geeeary!"

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You sir, go to the top of the comedy pyramid!

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Patches]

Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind



HOT!

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For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name

[NewYorkDragons80]

You had me scared there for a second...I thought you meant Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett

All kidding aside, that was my first reaction also.


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[Rorschach]

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

The End Is Nigh

[torker]

Gary?
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[keithy_19]

Song writers often write about darker subjects. Just because you talk about it doesn't mean you actually do what you sing about.

And I too thought he meant the hall of fame ball player.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Thank Heavens for Little Girls-Maurice Chevalier


Thank heaven for little girls
Especially when they are fully grown!

Thank heaven for little girls
They take their spankings with their tears and moans!

Their big, sad eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and make you spank them 'till they're squealin'

Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for my own
No matter what she's apt to do
For without her, what would this man do?

Thank heaven....thank heaven....
Thank heaven for little girls!

Instrumental break

Their big, sad eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and make you spank them 'till they're squealin'

Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for my own
No matter what she's apt to do
For without her, what would this man do?

Thank heaven....thank heaven....
Thank heaven for little girls!




OK, Now this song is troubling. Especially all the spanking stuff.




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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Thank Heavens for Little Girls-Maurice Chevalier


Don't blame Maurice, this was from a musical called Gigi. Not to be confused with the travesty, Gigli.

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[DarkHippie]

So when is Rhino putting out the Statutory CD?

Gary Puckett
Gary Glitter
Serge whats his name
Chuck Berry
Pete Townsend
Jimmy Page
. . . and more!

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[DJEvelEd]

we certainly don't write songs about our obsession with girls so young they have to "hurry home to thier mama"



There once was a young girl named Lawanna
Who I kept from running home to her mama
We played dolly and Betty CrockerT bread
We played post-office and turtle head
The toe was no camel it was a baby llama...


Second verse, same as the first!

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