radio jingles i friggin hate

[FMJeff]

anyone heard the p touch people radio commercial? This is by far and away the most obnoxious jingle on radio.

Anyone have radio jingles they just fucking hate?

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[furie]

I hate when Fran Drescher does a radio jungle.


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[A.J.]

The Shaw's Jewelers and Jared commercials on WJFK usually make me want to drive into oncoming traffic.

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[Furtherman]

I just sold my car to car cash I'm in love with that car cash guy.

Ooooooh a sexy used car salesman! Yeech.

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[Freakshow]

I hate when Fran Drescher does a radio jungle.

How about TV and print ads? Those too?

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[grlNIN]

outback steakhouse goes on for what seems like eternity.

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[furie]

what's with the black musketeer? Porthos wasn't black.


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[TheMojoPin]

Ronnie Mervis seems to have found a way to get into my skull and use twin jackhammers on my eyeballs whenever his radio ad comes on.

Which is weird, since I'm only hearing the whole thing.

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[mikeyboy]

The Shaw's Jewelers and Jared commercials on WJFK usually make me want to drive into oncoming traffic.


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[BoondockSaint]

I don't even know what the is for but that fucking guy singing, "Load letter paper..." drives me insane.

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[Wormwood]

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call 864-6901 for suburban exterminating, suburban exterminating"

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[Bulldogcakes]

I don't even know what the is for but that fucking guy singing, "Load letter paper..." drives me insane.

Mohegan Sun (Casino)

The commercial that drives me nuts is THE SCREAMING CAR DEALER-"AT MAJOR WORLD! EVERY CAR AND TRUCK IS ON SALE NOWWWW!!!!!!!!

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[BoondockSaint]

I don't even know what the is for but that fucking guy singing, "Load letter paper..." drives me insane.

Mohegan Sun (Casino)

The commercial that drives me nuts is THE SCREAMING CAR DEALER-"AT MAJOR WORLD! EVERY CAR AND TRUCK IS ON SALE NOWWWW!!!!!!!!



Bulldog: Go to B&H.

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[TheKnicks23]

I haven't heard it in a while, but...

"Put your career into HIGH gear, call 1-800-Drivers!" I think the only reason I could stay up through JFK overnights was the insanity caused by those spots.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Bulldog: Go to B&H.

But what if I need a Camera AND a Home Theater System? Where do I go then?

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[El Mudo]

The Shaw's Jewelers and Jared commercials on WJFK usually make me want to drive into oncoming traffic.



*I love her so...So she must know...
The way that I show her (Shaw's...)
Has got to go straight to her heart...
Strrraaaight to her heart....(Shaw's)
Straaaight to the heart (Shaw's jeweler's)
Ohhhhhhhhhh*

*Thats Jared! (duh duh duh....duh duh duh)*
Only Jared has the Leo Diamond!!
Specially crafted by the artisans of Leo Schacter!
*It can only be Jarrreeddddddd!!*

The sad thing is, I know both of those off the top of my head...didn't even have to look em up cause I hear em so much on 980....at least once a break...

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, but you left out the "sexy sax" muzak that makes those jewelry commercials truly brain-splitting.

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[torker]

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, the fire-breathing Funny Cars are back at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park

well, actually I like that one and it's not a jingle

from TV... "2-2-6-0-8-4-1"

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[MHasegawa]

Anything related to Mohegan Sun.

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[IamFogHat]

"Your house, your way. Winchester homes."

Gross!

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[El Mudo]

What was the one that used to get played all the time, with the kid that was learning to read?

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[TheMojoPin]

Anyone remember the old commercial block WJFK would play during the overnight days of R&F?

I think all the commercials were ones for the Boys & Girls Club of America, or anti-drunk driving messages, and all the spots were at LEAST ten years old.

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[JustJon]

XM radio and an iPod. I probably haven't heard a radio ad in at least a year.

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[ChildofFez]

well whats worse now the don't even have good singers doing commercials, on those broadband commercials they have the "customers" singing, so not only is it a bad radio jingle...its not even a decent voice. ever since ron and fez left...my hate for mass media grows by the day.

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[Iamnotatool]

U2's Vertigo.

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